Derek_Zoolander

You should've asked for no bread, I wonder what she would've given you... "Can I get [insert sub preference here], no bread?" Hmm, might be worth a few laughs. That gives me an idea of going to Panera Bread and ordering soup without the bowl. I wonder what kind of look I'd get with that.

Again, thanks for the help. I really do appreciate it. The only friend that I've been able to talk to this summer seems to be a bit wierd whenever I suggest going to the movies with people, he always say things like 'Oh you wouldn't like the people I hang out with ..' Even though he knows everybody at our school, we could invite them. But whatever I guess, eh. Thanks again.

Thing about it is that my school has a tendency to do things that suck. IE, AIM over MSN, Myspace over Facebook. It really sucks using crappy things. =/

My 15 year old, 6 pound, sickly cat JoJo. I've had her since I was 5 (I'm 14 now). I took this pic right as I saw she wanted up on my lap while I wasl ooking at this topic. I had to hold her like that to take a good pic, she kept running away and turning her head from the camera -.-. (We don't underfeed her, she vomits everything up again. She went on a run of anorexia where she ate very little several months ago, and she has beginning stages of liver failure. Or Kidney. She may not have it all anymore, we got her pills. don't know what's going on anymore lol).

Thanks for help Reb. I do have tons of confidence when I talk to people. I'm really arrogant actually when I talk to them. Thing about myspace\facebook is that my parents are the type that watch Fox News and stress that even when i'm on the computer, that some pedophile is going to try and kidnap me. It doesn't help seeing constant alerts from Fox News of the newest girl being kidnapped beacuse she met some guy online then gets raped and murdered. Myspace is the only thing I'm 100% banned from actually, they say if they ever see me on that I'll be perma-banned from comp. Scary stuff .. But yeah, I've been thinking of working on it. I can work over my mom by telling her the thing of 'it'll help keep in touch with kids from school, I won't put any personal info or pics on there, I'm just gonna use it to talk to people ..' ? I think you misunderstood me. I'm aloud to get on AIM and MSN, but once I talk to friends from school once, they just disappear from it.

I guess I need a bit of help, yeh? Anyways. I'm going into 9th grade, and I've had one girlfriend, and that was a year ago, in which we did absolutely nothing. No holding hands, etc. I wouldn't say I'm ugly, on a scale of 1-10, i'd say 6-7. I wear good clothes. I make people laugh. I'm nice to most people unless they're arses or [puncture]s. I'm a smart guy, I get good grades. I'm friends with lots of people. I'm fairly popular. I know almost everybody, and can just go up to them and say 'Hey, what's up?' The only problem I think I might have is that I'm not sociable or something, since my parents won't let me have Myspace, Facebook, etc, and I feel really embarrased about my cell phone. I went out with two friends of mine, one being my best friend, and the other a cool but really harsh guy. I went to call my mom to come pick me up, and he just started bursting out laughing at my phone when he saw it. I have AIM and MSN though. I have about 7-8 friends on it, and girls I might like to date. Although in the past month since school went out, only one's come on, and that's my best friend. Everyone else seem's to have disappeared or blocked me for some reason. They'll talk to me once and disappear. To the problem, at least. I can't get anyone to like me. I hear all the time, my friends are talking to each other how about 'So and so likes Lester', in which Lester's a mean little kid. Everyone seems to have at least one person liking them, except for me. I never hear anyone say 'Ben, Haley might like you' or 'Ben, Abby likes you.' I never get anyone to flirt with me. I just honestly don't know what I'm doing to girls to not attract them - I have lots of friends that are girls, so it's not like I don't know how to talk to them. I mean, is it because I don't have Myspace (which may sound sorta shallow, but it does help communicate and talk to people lots more then sitting at home and not does ;) ) or is it some unknown reason that nobody can figure out? I just don't know what I'm doing honestly lol, everyone seems to go out with everybody else. Ah well. Thanks for help/listeninig to my rant.

Awwww, you got out a few weeks earlier than me. But when do your holidays end? I'm guessing mid-august. That's when it usually is. 13-18 is the usual time.

I expected a '.. then my mom got scared, and said your movin' with yo auntie and uncle to bel-air'. =[, actually I'm a little disappointed.

I've been out of school since June 1st.

Congratulations. You just called all mormans pigs who practice incest. That's not true at all, that was those compounds - many mormons have wives but they don't have sex with their children .. that's disgusting.

I started using the internet\computer with ToonTown. That game was fun when I was 9 ..

1. The thread is Stupid Things People Have Said To You, not stupid TV quotes. 2. I just lost a great deal of respect for you just because you watch that pile of a show. That show was great. At least it was funny, not the usual 'Fairly oddparents' crap they churn out now on nick. I loved that show, it was one of my favorites. I will lay awake at night crying silently from this comment. I hope, maybe it'll give you time to think through what you say and not look like an [wagon] to everyone you talk to. Seriously, I think maybe one person here likes you.

first pic reminded me a lot of Andre the Giant .. :P

I've used only MSN and AIM. MSN has to be about 5 times better then AIM .. multiple people in a convo, doesn't look as badly, not-annoying smileys, webcam, can draw, looks much better. Actually, I only have AIM because everyone in my school uses it. I only know one person who uses MSN. Such a shame.

Nice pic Shadow. ^^

Pretty horrible how it spread to almost all the lands to it's west.

I was probably that kid this year. I was pretty wierd, but I had a bunch of friends. I also did a lot of lolcats with people who I knew would get it. I always made people laugh, because I can't stand almost anyone in my school, and I have a superiority complex that makes me feel better then them. Oh well .. Anyways, I'm not quite sure what you mean by 'that kid'. But I'll go on. Chandler - Really pretty and popular girl, but one of the craziest people I knew. I swear to god she was bi-polar, and she was fun to mess with. I went up to her one day (we're friends), and say 'So, Chandler, what's wrong with me today?' Her: "Well, Ben, first of all, you're completely self-centered. You think you're better then everyone else. Second, if you even heard half of what you said, it wouldn't make any sense ..'. She went on to 4, but I can't remember those two. Trevor - He was one of the least popular kids in the school. He had a real creepy voice and constantly ran his fingers through his hair, which he probably didn't wash but once a week. It was really greasy. Also, he had an odd looking face - bloodshot eyes, somewhat large nose, never shaved his moustache (which may not sound like much at 8th grade, but some people grow it faster and it just looks bad). He always ran everywhere too. Amie - Had to be the most known unpopular people in our school. She wore button fly pants (to date, only person I've ever known to wear them). She would wear these wierd clothes too, like a denim shirt with denim pants, or all black shirt and pants with high waters. She would go on with the math teacher (who everyone despised for being a total witch and giving a kid a zero for sneezing during a test, in which another kid said bless you. Both got zeros and detention) about how 'she found her grandfathers old algebra book, and saw how this theory ..'. Gah, what a wierd girl. Josh - He was somewhat popular, a lot of people knew him, but a lot of people thought he was a [wagon]. I was getting annoyed by him - we went onto the football field sometimes (the entire 8th grade), and he'd keep tripping you on purpose. Anyways, I go out one day, see my friends (some of them were talking to some preppy, popular girls. I was with a group who could be considered nerds but at the same time cool nerds.) near those girls. So I go to talk to my friends. I'm there, talking to them. Josh comes up from behind me, picks me up by the legs so I can't move, and just drops me in front of everyone. In the mud. On my hands and knees. In front my friends and the girls. So i'm just like 'Damn. If I don't do anything, they're going to make fun of me for the rest of the year'. So I came up and started punching him and pulling him to the ground. I got up and started kicking him, and didn't stop mostly because I was really, really pissed off. I made his lip bleed. I didn't get caught though. Massive lulz were had, along with 'congratulations ben' for doing what everyone else wanted to do. Kyle - Had to be the most popular kid in 8th grade. He was loved by half the people, and hated by the rest. I was one of the rest. I talked to him occasionaly, just because if you didn't he'd try and make you mad or whatever. You couldn't say anything to him, because if you did, everyone who was his friend would be 'OMFG YOU SAID THAT TO KYLE OMFG'. He was one of those people that -constantly- interrupted class, thinking he was funny. Anyways, he always did this thing of 'BEN LIKES MEN'. One day in Spanish, I was helping my friend with his math homework while the teacher was talking (No one really respected her - she wasn't a very authoritive person, real quiet). Anyways, Kyle goes 'Ben, be quieettt!!!'. He was one to talk, always yelling at people and the teacher. I just gave my friend a look of 'You konw how much I hate people like him.' So then someone says something sorta stupid, and Kyle goes 'Haha, that's dumb!'. I said for him loud enough to hear 'That's funny, I don't think I heard anyone ask Kyle what he though ..'. He looked and me and did 'ben likes men', to which I said 'Oooh! -So- Original! What's that, the 10th time you've said it?' He just goes 'what?'. 'Ohh, nothing ..' Kyle's friend just looked at me and laughed, he thought it was funny. It doesn't sound like much, but it was great. :P

What! You're completely wrong, they're not closet pedophiles. Everyone knows they're pedophiles.

nice stuff.

Um, different skins? Kind of a duh there...but it does look weird. I had the sub-trail skin, green to bright blue is like wtf. And the whole layout...no bar between stickies and topics is odd, to say the least. But we will perservere and seek to redominate, crushing all who stand in our path! and wow. Just realized I lost 2000 posts. Don't know how if I should be disappointed, or shocked that i posted so much. My parents have a parental control on this computer, and almost every thing thath as an image is blocked. I don't feel like going through the effort of asking them to enter in the pass to see pics.

I hate to say it, but I'm almost definately going to be using these forums less. It's so horrible looking.

I think we have to redo it.