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deathdrow

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  1. A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty,
  2. kill runescape. forsakenmage is too awesome to be killed. would you rather eat a barbiequue or eat a plate?
  3. banned because we werent grading eachothers performance in forum games. it was teh how famous are you on tip.it thread.
  4. yes it is. raw fish make the most profit. out of everything
  5. your siggy is too big again. :thumbdown: and 1k fish an hour is a reasonable amount.
  6. You think I would have never have thought of that? No, after unpluging every phone line in the house, our connection still goes dead whenever the phone rings, and we don't receive the phone call. hmm. that sucks. good luck next time you try.
  7. banned for using the letter R too much in one sentence.
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