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uh... ok... :?

lol, yeah, ive seen most of them, for nebody who has as sick as mind as i do, think about this: rock crabs: "nobody likes crabs..." lol, and jagex is telling US to behave!

... yes... yes you do :roll:

bump! GOOD 1s guys!

omg! i cant believe my old post has surfaced! i dont know if anyone has pointed this out, but when you examine the cave to the slayer monsters near relekka, it says: "wow! it's a guinea pig! no wait, it's a cave..." this is funny, but why would they do that? lol :D :D

this may sound like a very n00bish question, but oi just wondered how you tgot a stat sig off tip.it, plz answer, thx!

all loliums! i no that doesnt make sence...

lol! all very funny!! wats that other one i saw in miscellania... oh yeah! examine the lumberjack working in the maples and it says "he's a lumberjack and he's o.k.!" lol! :D :D :D oh wait, you have to be a monty python fan to get that...

I know jagex hides a lot of little jokes in runescape, and i just wanted to open this post to see if anyone has any abstract jokes they like to keep to themselves! share the humour! i found these three that i find pretty funny: 1. iron sickle examine: "not as good as a pet frog!" 2. wheat examine: " baby bread." 3. sailor in miscellania examine: " he's strong to the finish, because he eats cabbage." continuing from these three, ive decided to post all funny examines that have been posted twice or more on this thread: 4. (this 1 made me laugh) slayer cave examine: wow! it's a guinea pig! no wait, its a cave... 5. (for nebody who has as sick as mind as i do, think about this:) rock crabs: "nobody likes crabs..." lol, and jagex is telling US to behave! 6. Wildy capes: "ooo look at all the perty colours..." 7. (this joke owns!) Examiner: upon examining the examiner you examine it is indeed an examiner. 8. hellhounds: "hello, nice doggy..." 9. Head chef in lumbridge castle: "despite his name, he does not cook heads..." 10. baker in ardy market "very well, but wheres the butcher and the candlestick maker?" 11. apple pie: "mmm apple pie" half an apple pie: "mmm half an apple pie" 12. fish stall in relekka: "fishtastic!" 13. (another found by me) lvl 1 sharks out at deep sea (can be spotted in the harbours of karamja jungle) "let's not go skinny-dipping eh?" 14. Granite maul Examine: "simplicity is the bext weapon." 15. cannon balls in new quest: "I'd better leave his expensive dwarven balls alone" 16. fern examine (found in multiple places) "is this weed?" before i go on, i know some of them are funny, but can we please keep this clean so it doesn't get locked and stop bumping jokes of the male lower anatomy... you know what i mean... 17. rubber chicken "not the most powerful weapon in runescape" 18. [bleep]ed slayer helm examine: "you DON'T want to wear this inside-out!" 19. Bed in ali the hags house: "look! it's a goldfish! no, wait, it's a bed..." 20. in the golem quest, after you took the statuette, examine the display cabinet and it will say: "one of the sculpures are missing. Oh yes, that was me!" credit goes to zyx for that 1, funny! 21. miyajima donated these: Snail (dead): "The slimy corpse of a deceased giant snail". Snail (cooked): "A succulently slimy slice of sumptious snail". Snail (burnt): "A slightly over-sauteed snail". 22.crawling hands; "now THAT's handy!", "Give me five, acctually don't..." thx to Dr_skirus for them 23. abyssal leeches: "a monster that sucks really hard" 24. ogre trader: "funnily enough, he doesnt actually buy or sell ogres" (thx pure_arch_jr) 25. The Lumberjack in the miscillania Maples: "He's a lumberjack and he's okay!" (various people) 26. Bouncer, found in Relleka: "He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground, thats how he got his job." (thx "noone") 27. spinning blades in brimhaven agility dungeon: "makes sliced human" (jjbok) 28. piglet in Draynor: "i shall call him "mini-pig"." Theres also another one, the baby moles in fally: "i shall call him "mini-mole"." 29. pie dish: "deceptively pie shaped" (good one henk333) 30. most warhammers: "i dont think its intended for joinery" (good eye flame313) 31. Customs Officer: "Inspects people's packages." (thx raiden2k2) 32. Mouse Toy: "An Advanced Combat Training Device" (manoman) 33. Mummies In Desert Tresure Pyramid: "Highly Flammable!" (i dont get it, but thx mazurizi) 34. Wooden spoon from recipie for disaster: "spooooooon!" (scorpion999) 35. spatula also from the quest: "spatula... od dooom!" (scorpion999) 36. Zombie shirt: "aside from the braaaaains on the lapel, its still quite good. (scorpion999) Skeletal jokes: (apparently, jages thinks long term death is funny, and have hidden a joke in almost every single skeletal figure in the game, here are the load that have been posted:) 1. corpses outside of canifis castle: "how do you make a skeleton laugh?" "tickle his funny bone!" 2. Dragon bones: "these would feed a dog for months!" 3. burnt/normal bones: "bones are for burying!" (notice at this point that almost every "joke" has an exceamation mark in it...) 4. corpse jokes: "he hasn't eaten in a loooong time..." "he looks relaxed!" "he looks very relaxed..." skeleton around ectoplasm:"i'm sure he died of natural causes, like a massive dragon or somthing..."(lol) charred bones:"i dont even want to think about what did that..." pile of skulls: "desturbing, but tidy..." corpses in the vecinity of port phasmatus (sp?): "i don't think he'd mind me checking for his wallet now..." "now thats what i call slimline!" a lot huh? have you got any?

cool

you know youve been playing rs too long when you cut down a tree and wait for it to respawn you know youve been playing rs too long when you try to fish by harpooning sand in a shallow reef you know youve been playong rs too long when your definition of the opposite sex is "differant hair", "wields dresses instead of legs/legs instead of dresses" or "has differant "body"" :)

what... with like micromedia flash or somthing? :?

i dont know how, do you have to use micromedia flash or summit?

what is your funniest, or most clever sig you have ever had on tip it? please post your own! hmm, my sig didn't come out right... :? eh, thats fixed enough! :)