And to your left, students, you'll see the aptly named "Purus Ignoramus" Note the frothed mouth, cheese-doodle encrusted fingers, young age (Aged close to a decade), constant sense of self satisfaction, and complete disregard for the English language. It was believed that the earliest translators of our Germanic language turn in their graves every time the Purus Ignoramus speaks. Granted, whether or not there is any truth to this likely theory, is yet to be seen. Does anyone know the best method of defense against the Purus Ignoramus? Anyone? Nobody? Yes, Beatrice. The best defense is to simply use a three syllable word, wait for the confusion and fear to settle in, and continue on your way. Another method is to spell "you" correctly. :thumbsup: +1, very true.