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Jehosaphat

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Everything posted by Jehosaphat

  1. Kemios grins and churns out as many sound bolts and fireballs at the screaming goblins as he can.
  2. Ah well. Kemios uses sound magic to muffle sounds around him (in case he falls or something), then crouches and begins sniping every goblin he can see with sound bolts, fireballs, or both.
  3. Kemios stops outside the village and attempts a very high-frequency sonar scan via sound magic and with the aid of his staff. If the goblins don't hear it, all well and good. If they do, it should give them a headache.
  4. Kemios walks away from the crowd and the town in the direction of the goblin village. Once out of town, he practices his earth, fire, and sound magic skills along the way. (Basically making rocks move, making random weeds in the road spontaneously combust, and throwing sound bolts at the occasional tree.)
  5. Anyone care to accompany me on my goblin village raid?
  6. Sweet. Kemios attempts to create a resonating helmet out of dirt and sound via earth and sound magic.
  7. Great. Kemios has some pants now. Kemios attempts to make a sound staff.
  8. Wait, what's this about an ivory tower?
  9. Kemios attempts again to create a sound longsword. He then attempts to grow some vines into a pair of pants. (The second one he tries until he gets it right.)
  10. Kemios also attempts to recreate two of the sound-longswords he had had before the issues with the goblin.
  11. Kemios arrives in town and walks into the tavern. He then begins muttering loudly about how he wants revenge on goblins and anyone informing him of the location of a goblin village would get 10% of any loot he got.
  12. Kemios throws a couple more rocks off the cliff, then begins walking towards the town of Exile.
  13. Given what the last post made said, I probably lost everything anyways.... crap. Kemios finds his way from wherever he is to a nearby cliff, where he practices earth magic by making pebbles throw themselves off the cliff. Is there supposed to be a raid on a giblin village soon? I wants me some revenge.
  14. Archi, I think you missed my post. How much did the goblin take?
  15. Wait, Kemios is in a dungeon now? What the heck happened? (I have trouble reading a thread that grows faster than I can read) Also, Dusty, please spell his name right. It's Kemios. No "n" in there whatsoever.
  16. Crap. How much did the goblin take?
  17. Sorry about earlier, guys. My internet usually cuts out around that time, so if I appear to not be responding around then, that's what happened. So is Kemios still being attacked by the stupid goblin, or did Grim save his butt?
  18. Kemios glances over the goblin's shoulder, hoping there's something or someone else there to kill it. With that distracting the goblin (hopefully), Kemios grabs the goblin's sword-hand and attempts to either take the sword or harm the goblin with it.
  19. Yes. Kemios appears to reach for the ropes, but instead grabs a handful of dirt, which he throws towards the goblin's eyes. He then stands up and launches an array of sound bolts at the goblin, then follows those up with swift punches to the back of the head and the spine.
  20. Kemios looks at the goblin, then at the bow, then laughs as he realizes the goblin has no ammo. He then launches another array of sound bolts at the goblin.
  21. Kemios attempts to recover again.
  22. Crap. Kemios attempts to recover.
  23. Kemios looks at the smashed remains of his house, then look at the goblin with an evil glare. Then, getting tired of the goblin's constant destructive antics, he walks over to it and slits its throat.
  24. Kemios smiles at his success, then walks around near his camp in search of some small rocks.
  25. Kemios attempts to grow some thin, strong vines, with the intent of using them as a bowstring.

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