Jehosaphat

What about Ficuses? :P

I'm gonna have to drop out for now due to... stuff.

and apparently I'm chopped liver. But yeah, sorry about my recent lack of presence in the Tavern. I try to read most stuff, but I don't get many chances to play because of life and such getting in the way.

Even if it still gave the highlevel items like bandos/armadyl/spirit shields I wouldn't mind, but free xp (especially in quite generous amounts) is just stupid. Bought spins could perhaps give reduced rewards compared to daily or earned spins I very highly doubt they're going to decrease the rewards from giving them money. If anything, I'd expect them to increase it, given what a massive cash-grab this whole thing is.

Oh Jagex, you're so funny, you really got me goo- wait a minute. This is the 2nd, not the 1st. ....What the hell? This is actually a thing that happened? So not only did they improve the little brat that had no real place in the game besides "HEY GUISE WIN FREE SHIT OVER HERE AND SUB FOR WINNING MORE FREE SHIT", but they made it so you can pay even more to spin more? I'll... I'll be right back, I need a moment. And then I'm going to go watch this shitstorm over on the RSOF.

Arr yarr. Arr yarr harr yarr arrrrrrr. Yarr.

I won't be able to attend today's session - I have other obligations.

I would like my character to be rolled up by Archi as well, since he seems to know what he's doing :P If you could put the most points in Fellowship, Willpower, and Ballistics, that'd be great.

My mother goes to the hospital nearly every day. Because she works there. As for me, I've been in the hospital twice - once when I was born and got to stay in the ICU because of some sort of respiratory malfunction, and once when I got hit in the face with a 2x4 which was being used as a baseball bat. I've visited the hospital so many times I can't remember due to some... issues with my grandfather.

Disorder | Rating Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Low Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate ...Meh?

Oh no, he's found out! FIRE ZE MISSILES!

Oh the places I could take this. Instead, I am merely going to ask: please don't actually try to rekindle old-ass wars with France.

T R A I T O R E X T E R M I N A T E But in all srsness, I tend not to have too much luck in the relationship department anyways. Mostly because the majority of the women I encounter are significantly older than myself.

Is this running today?

I suggest that you try and forget that they're always standing right behind you. Always. But seriously, go see a psychologist, or if it's really bad, a psychiatrist.

Or I could smite you all as the Lawful Evil my character is slowly becoming.

Not really liking how void is purplish now. Kind of screws with my head, since I'm used to seeing void as B&W. Otherwise, it looks pretty good.

Intersession: John goes off to Lightgate.

For intersession, John does some of the training stuff.

Intersession: John finishes the burial, then finishes his journey to Priestown.

I'll go just for kicks, Earth. That and because I've got a fair-sized XP buffer right now.

"Hello, would you fine gentlemen happen to have any dormant demigods in giant spheres lying about? Hey, what're the spears for? Are you going hunting or some- OW GEEZ MY SPLEEN"

To be fair, I didn't really ask to come along on the quest. I showed up to the session late, and asked what was going on, and was told that I was in a tavern with a bunch of demons. So I just figured I'd listen to people talk about stuff until PLOT happened, instead of telling Archi that I was kind of supposed to just be chillin' at Reigan's mining iron. Oh well, at least now I have a useless XP buffer. Might train a bit of transmog or alchemy just for kicks. By the way, what's the difference between the two, if there is one?

Intersession: John travels back to Reigan's place and mines up some iron.