Jehosaphat

(Just for the record, joining late stinks. And is there somewhere my character is supposed to start, are there any hazards, enemies, etc.?)

Character bio/index/thing: Kemios, humanoid alien, age unknown. Green skin, no nose, and reddish plates covering his eyes. About 5'11" and weighs 150lbs. Kemios appeared in the middle of town, wandering aimlessly. ((Question: since I'm starting late, do I get something to catch up? Extra abilities, items....?))

Too late for me to start, or not?

The thread no longer exists. :sad: Care to give a quick summary? Basically a large wall of text describing his events of the day, with no "rage" in it whatsoever.

Octos, morphing out of the grip of the metal, got bored also and began to juggle himself.

Mather has a nuclear-reactor butt. Beware if he farts. I run around bellowing "SAVE TEH COWZZZZZ!!" at the top of my lungs for no good reason whatsoever.

((And what if they're an amorphous blob with no feet?))

Take a guy with too much free time, introduce him to Runescape, and you get this: http://[Use Quick Find Code]/[Please Use QuickFind Code]?129,130,509,60053845

Bump again.

"The fight raged on for centuries Many lives were claimed buy eventually The champion stood - The rest saw their better - Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater." I summon Mr. Rogers and he begins kicking butt.

"Angels sang out In immaculate chorus As down from the heavens Descended Chuck Norris." Oh, you're all toast now.

OF ULTIMATE DESTINY! Dun mess with me, I have that whole song memorized. Srsness.

I'm not on the list with any of my previous names. Even if the hacker does try mine without listing it, he'll probably get the name wrong. Constant namechanges ftw.

I eat Cthulhu, then promptly vomit and run for my life towards Tokyo.

What he said.

I read about half of that before collapsing into a fit of #-o

I kick Grim into a nearby well whilst yelling "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA!"

Thanks for the suggestion. I'll add it in during the next major update. Kind of like leaf litter and organic stuff right? Yep.

I throw a child-shaped bomb in TTanT's coat and run like heck, before beating up some kid for money with my dual-wielded hunks of shredded metal.

I'd just like to say, Tecmaster, the fact that we both got quest capes on the same day with the same quest seems rather odd.

I rip the monkeybars in half with my bare hands and dual-wield the two halves. I then hack away at Mather's face.

Here's something to go with this that would be member's only. Use ash as an additive to compost and supercompost to make them even more effective. It's done IRL, and has been proven to work.

I yell "Fire in the hole!" and dive behind a couch.

I eat myself. The universe implodes again due to the impossibility of doing so. (Eh, why not?)

C-c-c-combo breaker! Feliz Navidad para all me hombres at TIF. ^Pro spanglish right thur