Jehosaphat

I warp to Mars, take the cheese, and warp back to a random Safeway, leaving you stranded amongst the hostile Martians.

Granted. You implode. I wish for a frog in a cage.

I pull my eyes out of their sockets and throw them at Retech after wiring them with explosives. I then take some replacement eyes out of my pocket and put them in.

Time for today's update. I get 470 credits, including food and barrier maintenance costs. I spend all of these on more flares, giving them once again to the Pyronites. So I now have a sword Pyronite and 12 flare Pyronites.

I vomit onto Timothy's head, then light the vomit on fire. I then run around whacking random people and objects with the leg of Hex's mom's couch.

The current unofficial Tip.It Forum chats are Codguy and Lady Heinous. Ignore Omali, he's outdated.

Starting to become sober, I grab Hex and throw him on top of the pyramid and begin beating him with rocks, yelling "DIE OR THE VEGATABLE GODS WILL WREAK VENGEANCE!!!"

Alright, it's tomorrow for me. I ahve 10 red rooms and 4 blue, so I get 550 credits(minus food cost) and can spend 480. I take down my fire barrier that was keeping Mather out of my area, as it is no longer my area. Instead, I put up fire barriers in the corridor on Deck B to prevent anyone from attacking my area there, and put 3 turrets near the northwestern transportthingo on Deck E. So that's 125 credits gone, leaving me with 450 left and a spending capability of 355. I buy 3 more flares and give them to Pyronites, making it so I have 1 Sword Pyronite, 7 Flare Pyronites, and 192 civilians. Archi, I'm assuming all those other barriers are yours.

Ratchet is also a prominent person in the Rants Forum. I throw a chair at nobody in particular, then begin running around screaming about the voices.

I want 2 red rooms on the east side of Deck E, not an orange and a red on the west side.

Erm, I said east, not west.

Okay then.... I don't need that many tech labs. And I'd rather have more red rooms than that. So Archi, I'll trade you the tech lab and orange room in the southern area of Deck B for 2 rooms on the east side of Deck E. Sound good?

That works for me, except for the fact that you just claimed an orange and red rooms that were mine. I'd rather keep more of my old territory than gets lots of new. That, and how the heck did you get rid of my turrets on decks E and B and my other flame barrier on deck B?

So long as I still get my rooms, I'm happy with whatever you two do.

That would be me and you and everyone else, not carrying a weapon, can pass though it. Was a time lag Only for 1 turn. After that you can reuse it. Okay, okay, and okay.

Edit: Archi edited his post. And Archi, if you're going to try to bar off my rooms on Deck B, I will have to remove that barrier.

Archi, mind posting a new map? Also, I think Retech needs a map symbol for which rooms are flooded and which are not.

I'll give you a barrier upgrade. Except the ones on C Deck have to let me through. (I gotta be able to use those research labs, y'know.) The barriers are 40 per turn apiece, and take a turn for the effect to activate.

There.

Could I have the upper two tech rooms? They're all I really went there for.

Erm...... Archi, does the fact that you got his people instantly mean that you got his rooms? If it does, I'll call the Pyronites off. If it doesn't, then I posted before you and should get the rooms.

Since Ross is leaving, I send any Pyronites with weaponry to claim his science labs and living quarters and put up barriers preventing others from doing so.

My people on Deck E/E Deck/whatever and B Deck/Deck B/whatever are rolling on the floor whilst hearing Archi and Dusty's argument that some prankster put over the intercom.

It's for WGS, you can only ever plant the enriched snapdragon there, and it only plants once.

Okay, I'm just going to update once a day. I already did my update for today.