Jehosaphat

Each army is 50,000 men. Or women, so I don't sound sexist. Then why tell me to simplify my numbers? each black dot still represents 10,000 soldiers. I'm sorry, I must have missed the part saying each army is 50k soldiers. My apologies, I just have a tendency to go "what the crap" whenever I see a number that's...... well..... over 1,000ish.

((That was part of him that he had regained control of, not all of himself. He was still mostly paralyzed. And Pentos is going to be more of a pain than you think.)) Octos dodges the icicle, then latched onto Timothy and began draining energy from him. Pentos was still nowhere to be seen, and Quartos still seemed unconscious. Hoever, a small portal was beginning to form in the center of the arena.... (*I'm bringing Septos back simply because he was supposed to eventually be funny (because he's dumb,) and grim got rid of him before that.))

My attack plan; green is swordmen, black is spearmen, yellow is archers. Rpg, do you think we could use smaller amounts of people? We are small tribes, after all, and big numbers get very confusing after a while. Also, you can only start with 1 army, and it takes 5 years to build another.

I know. My 1 army is spearmen, swordsmen, and archers. Am I allowed to try an invasion right now?

My first army is going to be spearmen, swordsmen, and archers.

More curse-type spells, maybe? But that's probably not it, given that they recently did a mage update....

I think that the largest Mayan temple will crack open with a minor earthquake, and all the little green men will fall out of it laughing hysterically at the nuts who took the Mayans too seriously.

My opinion on global warming..... I think it's sorta fake. It is true that pumping crap into the ecosystems doesn't help the planet, and that on a large enough magnitude, it could significantly harm the planet. Do I think we've hit that magnitude? No. Do other people? Depends on the person. Oh, and since this is sorta on-topic.... The Peace Prize lost all meaning to me when Al Gore pumps out more dioxide getting various awards than hundreds of SUVs combines. Him and his stupid private jet.

((Your armor has to have some holes in it, else you wouldn't be able to move. (The bomb was in some of your armor, correct?) Octos absorbed it from those holes. And also, I know the bomb wasn't nuclear. Chemical explosive contain oodles of potential energy, and while Octos has a harder time absorbing that, he can still absorb some.)) Octos absorbed the fire. "Thank you kindly, I'll remember that gesture in the future." He then turned towards Timothy, and rammed through the shield of ice. ((He's a giant crab/wheel right now, remember?)) He then came at Timothy at full speed. ((So, to recap: Septos is in dimensional limbo, Quartos is seemingly unconscious, Pentos is lurking invisible somewhere, and Octos is in crab form barrelling at Timothy. Just to make sure nobody attacks the wrong person.))

Pentos spun his sword around staff-like, and the armor shard was thrown off of the blades. Pentos then disappeared again. However, the armor shard had managed to make a small cut in his finger. ((This means he's slightly wounded, but he's not bleeding. So no saying "I trace the blood path and kill Pentos" or crud like that.)) Octos, meanwhile, had been leeching energy from Timothy, and then the nuke, and had regained control over more of his body. He managed to drag himself into the air and revert to his natural crab form. The crab(Octos) caught the cod and devoured it. It then retracted its legs into itself, protecting its soft underbelly, and began to roll around as a giant shelled wheel of energy-sucking death. Quartos still seemed to be unconscious.

Might as well claim mah land. ...What, just because I didn't post here before doesn't mean I can't play, does it?

Pentos walked silently around Timothy, stabbing at anything he could see that wasn't Octos or the floor. Meanwhile, Octos began to regain control of some of his body, which he sent flying across the room to hide in a wall.

Octos stopped moving, paralyzed. ((A bit of a godmod there, but I guess I'll let it go.)) However, his momentum continued carrying him towards Timothy, and he could still drain his energy even when paralyzed.

Octos seemed to grin. "Breaking your own shield was a bad idea. A very bad idea." Pentos came up behind Timothy and stabbed the back of his head, whilst Octos flew at Timothy, intent on draining him of his energy. ((In case you can't tell, Pentos is basically undetectable until it's too late. And if it isn't too late, he'll go back to being undetectable.))

((Oh. Well, when you said "shield," I was thinking a one-sided deal. Not a surrond-shield. Ah well.)) Octos, Pentos, and Quartos all basically bounced off the shield. Quartos hit a wall and seemed to be unconscious, Pentos disappeared again, and Octos seemed to manage to stop himself. Octos then morphed into a molecule-thin string, which he threaded through the ice ((a great deal of ice is actually air)), and began leeching the energy off of Timothy's sword.

It's one of those things that's just there, waiting for future content. Like the GE trapdoor was before the new dwarf quest. It wasn't used in WGS, it may be used in the sequel though. Also, THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!

((You said it was a shield, not a flipping fortress. And you lost your armor to Ares a while ago.))

Octos swerved around the rock as it went past him. He then began laughing at Timothy's exploits. He then pointed behind Timothy, where Pentos was beginning to hack away at Timothy's skin ((or whatever it is.)) He then pointed towards Quartos, who was charging full-speed at Timothy, with each of his four arms brandishing large swords. He then laughed again as he morphed into a large dagger, and flew at Timothy.

I try to write on the paper, but end up poking holes in it due to the uneven backing.

So it looks like I'm not the only lucky tifer getting claws today. Yeah, forgot to get a screenshot. Was too ecstatic.

((Septos is sorta in dimensional limbo right now....)) ((Edit: Dang, I posted really slow there.))

The video didn't work for me. However, am I the only one who thinks this could be linked to the new GWD room?

I burn that one too, but accidentally burn down the door as well. Oops.

Octos stopped, then sat patiently and waited for another attack.

I burn that one too and put up a piece of flowery wallpaper.