Jehosaphat

((It has to use neural impulses in the form of electrical current(else you are brain-dead until my device is deactivated).)) ((No, it doesn't. It could run through extraneous magnetic fields, hydraulic fluid, or any number of things. Just give up on the brain-stunning thing, mmk?))

And you still won't have a decent rant.

((What nervous system? You think that a blob that can split itself into mere molecules uses normal nerves? Gosh, you're funny.)) Octos flew away from the black-hole like creature, then got a rather devious idea. He began to chant again, and Decos came out through the axe-man. ((Since you're practically a portal in and of yourself.)) Decos then began to somehow jump from pole to pole in an ecstatic frenzy. ((A black hole is a vacuum made from extreme density objects, so it cannot be used as a portal except in the extremely unlikely event that it is big enough to create an unstable wormhole, in which case it would rip apart what is left of the transfered object and use it to grow it's physical matter core.)) ((You have to have a nervous system of some kind to be able to think.)) ((I said black-hole-like, not an actual black hole. He went into quantum physics there, so I don't really know what he is tbh. And my nervous system doesn't have to be one that you can shock.))

((What nervous system? You think that a blob that can split itself into mere molecules uses normal nerves? Gosh, you're funny.)) Octos flew away from the black-hole like creature, then got a rather devious idea. He began to chant again, and Decos came out through the axe-man. ((Since you're practically a portal in and of yourself.)) Decos then began to somehow jump from pole to pole in an ecstatic frenzy.

((1. a vampire can be killed by decapiteation too, not only sunlight, crusifexies, holy water and stakes. Also morphing yourself must indeed use something other than just quarks, electrons and photons, thus my device would have removed you from existance.)) Mather fired a barrage of stun-shots at the vampire alowing the liquid bellow to be the real killer(thus you cannot say you regenerate from it). ((He's not a real vampire, he just decided to look like one for kicks. If you want me to make him look like the blob he is again, then fine. As far as I know, your device is still flying towards a pole. Which, by the way, I am nowhere near. (Learn to specify locations.)And also, shooting energy at an energy leech is a bad idea.)) Octos decided that looking like a vampire was not in his best interest. So he returned to being a flying blob of black goo whilst absorbing all the energy Mather was sending at him.

They're seriously merching grapes? Sweet, time to go grape harvesting on my f2p noob. (You get loads of grapes from goblins tbh))

"I was thinking something along the lines of the Tip.It Kingdoms thread, except without the terrain types and making your own city and such." Kemios murmured. "But the virus idea sounds good as well."

The vampire's neck was chopped off, then resealed itself back onto its body. The punch, however, was caught by the vampire, who started to suck the life out of the axe-man through his skin. "Actually, I'm an animorphus flying energy leech. Although sometimes, I can look like a piece of cabbage." Octos said.

Octos hovered above the poles, laughing as the duelers hopped between them. "Ah, the wonders of being able to fly..." He then morphed into a large winged vampire and flew at the axe-man.

Kemios fell out of the sky and landed on the table. "Sorry about that, I have to work on some of my landings a bit." He smiled. "Anyways, I was thinking that we have a great deal of complex roleplays going right now. We new a few more simplistic ones."

Grats you herb nub.

Octos grinned yet again. "Wrong. And this time, your little freezing trick doesn't work. Instead, it just magnifies the amount of power I'm draining." ((You were trying to take power, so he reversed the current. You tried to take more away (temperature drop is losing energy), and.....)) He then absorbed as much of the searing bolt of energy as was coming towards him, and simply dodged the arrows.

((Well, the energy would have had to go somewhere. And he's draining it from there.))

Octos cackled. "You fool. You just let me access your power." With that, he began to reverse the energy drain being inflicted by the orbs, instead pulling Grim's energy into himself. ((Sort of like water being pulled through a hose - he just reversed the current.))

Octos, realizing the Grim was probably pulling something, stopped. He then pulled the shards together into a set of eight daggers that hovered around him. He then waited patiently to see if anyone would attack him.

Zombies are different, Hex. Zombies are created by a corpse reanimation virus that reactivates the brain of a dead person, which is slightly more practical than one that just magically makes everyone fight each other. While neither are very likely to happen, a corpse reanimation virus is more likely to happen than the other.

Octos looked at the spheres and promptly absorbed them. "Delicious. Oh, by the way, you've got a little something hovering behind your head." With that, he had the shards that had missed grim and gone behind him or to the sides fly at his head, whilst also flying at grim himself.

Octos laughed as the goo around his core froze. "Idiot." he murmured, and blasted sharpened shards of his energy-leeching self all around the city. ((They're sharp, they drain your energy, they're hard to remove due to their becoming liquid again after impact, and, best of all, they're everywhere.)) He then slithered out of the freezing area by sticking to the floor, and proceeded to fly at grim with the mass he had retained.

Octos laughed. "Oh wow, a gate of ice. That's.... nice....." He then flew away from it and went after the newcomers, trying to stick to him like a leech and drain some of his energy.

Octos finished his chant, and some of the substance began to mutliply.... Soon, there were ten blobs of the substance about a foot in diameter floating around Octos. These began to swirl around him, each slowly growing of its own accord, until they all combined into a large snake, which then hissed out something that sounded like "I AM DECOSSSSSS!" before slithering into an alley. ((I'll pull Decos out later, once somebody somehow manages to kill Octos.)) Octos then managed to either absorb energy from or dodge the flying shards of glass. ((Sorry, but it's kinda hard to cut an anamorphic blob that will just recombine after it's been cut. Nice try though.))

Octos began laughing. "This area is close to the First Realm. Let's see if HE can break through to here....." Octos closed his eye and began to murmur....

((I said it was an oil-like substance, meaning it was slippery. I didn't say it was oil. And the scenery changed before you closed the blast doors, so as far as I'm concerned, you've still got 7 kamikaze dinosaurs flying at your head.)) Mather's match hit the oily substance and was promptly eaten by the substance. ((If anything with energy that's not a duelist hits this stuff, it gets eaten. Summoned critters still counts as duelists though.))

I'll specify for Rocco, because I think it's stupid too. It's unrealistic. Magic doesn't really exist, and viruses, even if implanted directly into the brain, could only harm the brain, not cause it to do anything. Not to mention the fact that all the paranoid people could still avoid catching the virus by simply hiding.

Octos drained Cherub's corpse of any energy she had left, then flew below the city, found the lever, and gave it a good whack. The arena changed to what appeared to be a section of New York City, except it was completely covered in an oily substance and had no life whatsoever besides the duelers. ((Because I think everyone except Mather is sick of fighting in Stargate's Atlantis. And Mather, could you come up with something that's not pulled from the Stargate wiki?))

Would it be considered uncouth if I belted out the Hallelujah Chorus right now? I mean, this update is something I've wanted for a while. New mage spells so that it's more equal to other combat types, an extra bonus with mage pots, and to top it all off, the ability to make my own runes at a higher rate. This is amazing.... Time to train my herblore to where I can make mage pots. They're gonna go through the roof, and potato cacti with them. So this kinda sucks for lowish level summoners with a bunch of blue charms. And also, pure ess shouldn't rise too much. I mean, you can get 150 free just by stopping by Wizard What'shisface in Ardougne with the Ardy Cape 3.