Jehosaphat

...ALL HAIL THE QUEEN TROLL!

Chaos jumps to the top of the lake, followed by Order, who only seems to be slightly wounded by Ares's blast. Chaos then begins tending to Order's wounds, while attempting to control the power he absorbed from the blast.

Edit: My post got uberninja'd. Chaos dodged the light bolts, and Grim's attacks merely bounced off of Order's scales. Order then flicked the switch, and the arena returned to its original form. ((And ross, Chaos absorbed it because you said it was chaos. And he didn't absorb the whole thing, just what hit him.))

Chaos was the chaos blast coming, and, knowing it was of pure chaos, he absorbed whatever of the blast hit him. "Fool," he laughed at Ares, "I am chaos, yet you try to harm me with myself? Haahahhhaaaaaa..." And Chaos fell on the ground laughing.

Chaos began to continually try to smash Ares with the hammers ((these things are huge, each is about the size of a bookcase)), and Order was still unleashing disgusting amounts of elemental waves at Ares. Edit: ((You edited your post, I didn't notice, sorry. Also, Kemios is dead. Shadow Kemios, who is now Chaos, isn't.)) Chaos saw the whip-sword coming towards him, but ignored it. Order, on the other hand, decided that the whip was too much of a threat to its creator and grabbed it, clawing it into pieces. Order then returned to firing elemental waves at Ares.

Shadow saw Ares regain his wings, and decided it was time to get rid of him once and for all. He rose into the air and began to spin wildly. He spun faster and faster until a whirlwind began to form. The whirlwind grew larger, and larger, until it uncoiled to become a large, dark, serpentine dragon. Shadow mounted the dragon and faded colors again - he seemed to become darker every minute.... "This is how I end my story," Shadow smirked. "The dragon's name is Order. And my name is now Chaos." With that, he and the dragon charged at Ares, spewing gigantic beams of elemental and chaotic energy towards him. Chaos then began to pull energy around Sonos and his kinfesword, creating a pair of massive hammers. With these, he began smashing at Ares as well.

I was gonna say banning, botting, or the one nobody's mentioned.... BLEEDING!

Kemios saw Mather coming at him and simply ignored him. The sword merely hit the fog surrounding him and stopped. He then continued his charge on Ares, while dodging Timothy's little spirit-thingo as he went. ((Also, Hex, Kemios (and thus Sonos) absorbed large amounts of wishing water from that fountain. That may qualify as holy water, and if he wishes for a couple hundred gallons of holy water....))

Kemios saw the chaos laser coming, but didn't manage to dodge it. He was vaporized. However, in the process, the clone was given all that Kemios had had, along with its own dark powers. (Bad move on your part. Now you're fighting an evil clone with no honor, kindness, or mercy whatsoever...) The clone, now known as Kemios Shadow, picked up Sonos, which mutated into a long, multi-edged sword and pointed it Ares. "Time to die, whelp." It sneered and turned a dark blue, causing the air around it to literally freeze. Sonos also turned into a double-ended halberd, which froze the air around it into fog thicker than most water. Wearing this frozen air and fog as armor, Kemios Shadow charged at Ares, intending to sever his red wing off while blocking the fireballs with his halberd.

The only good thing about merch clans is that they provide slight amounts of market spontaneity. Since we get that already whenever Jagex updates the game, all merch clans do is pour crap onto the name of merchant. Ban the lot of 'em, I say, and their little ranks, too! And for those of you saying that they'll go underground, the hatred for them is widespread enough that they'll get whacked whenever they try to recruit. So if they get banned, muted, or some sort of tangible lasting punishment, it'll make them more likely to die off.

Sorry, Hex. Until you can actually prove any of this crap (and give us a reason about why you're ranting.... you are semi-retired, after all), all that will be said here is that you can't prove this crap. Obvious solution to thread is obvious. Either lock or put something worth reading. Edit: And yes, I have returned to the Rants forum. Beware, all ye rants that may remain unproven!

If you need trolling lessons, I'm sure some our professional trolls would help you out. However, until you learn to troll well, please don't try to troll. And I challenge you to a match of wits, where all the great arguments take place - eatrunearrow's "Once a great game" thread.

If it's my friend's birthday. I'd rather give him something than virtual money tbh. That's basically stating to your friend that you're friends with an ubernerd. But if you want to, then bummer for you. Give him a kill in pvp instead, that's probably gonna be worth more.

6 untrimmed cooking capes, 1 trimmed cooking cape, 1 untrimmed fletching cape, a trimmed rangeing cape, a trimmed defence cape, and 2 untrimmed strength capes. Easy game tbh. Edit: Not as easy as I thought, I missed a bunch.

In between the letters TTanT carved in, I begin to write: -A pony -A racecar -Santa Claus -Vampires that aren't sparkly And before I manage to finish the list, some intelligent person whacks me unconscious with a dead fish.

The shadow clone screamed in pain as Ares started to "heal" it, and Kemios seemed to grow stronger still. The shadow clone now decided that attacking Ares was in its best interest, and began throwing shadow fireballs and knives at him as he charged towards where Kemios and Ares were battling. Kemios is still trying to hit ares with Sonos, with the vibrations coming from the blocks making him stronger still. ((The shadow clone is only healed when Kemios is hurt, and possibly by dark magic. Anything else just hurts the clone. Also, in case you haven't noticed, what happens to the clone is the opposite of what happens to Kemios.))

Zombies don't swim. They zombify fish and THOSE swim. Or they could just walk along on the bottom of the ocean, seeing as how they don't exactly get sick due to pressure. So unless you happen to own a zombie shark harpoon.... stick with land.

As Kemios hit the air barrier, he managed to get a few minor bruises on his face and chest. Oddly enough, the same areas with the bruises on Kemios seemed to become stronger on his dark counterpart. Kemios then flipped a switch on his guitar, turning it into a menacing dirk that appeared to hum with its own power. "This is Sonos." said Kemios. "Sonos is the main source of my power, and is what allows me to change form at will. It also happens to absorb vibrations, so let see what happens when I do THIS!" Kemios kicked a pillar, causing it to crumble and create quite a bit of noise. Sonos seemed to glow even more, whilst his dark counterpart's knifesword seemed to fade..... He then began slashing wildly at Ares, releasing sonic waves from Sonos as he hacked away.

Kemios fired a flaming elemental wave at the ice beam, thus negating most of its effects other than making him feel a bit cold. He then continued his charge, complete with firing sonic and elemental waves.

I have decided that managing my country in Hegemony and being able to pass a certain class I am currently failing cannot mix at the moment. Thus, Iceland, New Hope, Oruguma Station, my current tech, and my colony on Zhoreuc are all up for grabs. However, if two people claim it, then it's war until a winner is decided.

Kemios heard slight traces of the screaming from Ares' transformation through his sonic shield, and just recently disabled it to see what the issue was. He then promptly flew out of the arena, screaming with pain as what was left of the sound permeated his being. He then began to seem to mutate, then split apart, until there were two Kemioses - one had glowing eyes and held the guitar, the other seemed to be a blackened ghost of Kemios's former form, holding a sword-knife((It's a sword that can launch knives.)) that seemed to be tainted with blood. The second Kemios's eyes glowed black, and had no ears. The two Kemioses glanced at each other, then both separately took off after different opponents - the "real" Kemios went after Ares, throwing elemental beams and the occasional sonic blast, and the "ghost" Kemios went after Grim by throwing cursed knives and then running towards him, attempting a slash with his sword.

(('Dodging' bullets is more about paying attention to when & where they're going to shoot. And LOL at Rpg.)) Kemios decides to launch a few elemental waves at J, then begins playing his guitar again, putting up a sonic shield just in case someone decides to attack him.

Kemios swerves past the bullets, then takes the empty fountain and throws it in Doom's general direction.

Kemios blocked the cube and bullets with a metallic shield, then broke the shield in half and threw one half at Grim and one half at Doom.

Kemios managed to grab the grenades before they exploded and threw them in Hex's general direction. He then turned the Grim and let loose a few elemental waves, followed by a flurry of slashes aimed at the chest, neck, and head.