Jehosaphat

((He blocked what he could and absorbed the rest. Basically, he slowed them down then ate them through his gut. Nom nom nom.)) Chaos shrugged as the beam of light surrounded him, so he dicded to absorb that too. He then continued to chase after Garuff.

Chaos absorbed the lightning, then channeled it into blocking the maelstroms, then absorbed those as well. He then chased after Garuff, spinning his hammers around him as he went. ((Spinning hammers is a form of defense and to make sure I don't get close without hitting you))

Chaos sensed Grim behind him and managed to generate a dark shield right before it got nailed by the light energy. He then took the sword in his shoulder, but he could feel the metal of the sword being eaten away by the very chaotic essence of his nature, and the chaos merely reformed after the sword had passed through. The shards merely stuck in Chaos's back. He grimaced a little, then tensed his muscles and watched as the shards flew backwards in every direction. He then continued whacking away at Garuff.

^That's a good one. A guy walks into a bar and says "Ow." Two guys walk into a bar and say "Ow." You think the second one would've seen it coming. A penguin, a nun, three pirates, a blonde, a ninja, an orthodontist, and a flock of cursing parrots all; walk into a bar. The bartender stares at them and says, "What is this, some kinda joke?"

*bites the other fingers off*

Receives Communism. Insert cabbage.

((Since you didn't mention dodging or blocking, I'm going to assume that Chaos hit you every single time with his hammers. Meaning you should be a pancake right now. Edit your post....)) Chaos followed them, leaving a special little device on the ground should Grim return to Earth. He then flew up to the upper atmosphere and incinerated all the oxygen. He survives because he doesn't need to breathe, he just needs to not die.

Chaos swerved out of the way as they attacked, occasionally blocking with a shield of darkness generated from his hammers when dodging wasn't possible. He then flew up and began whacking at Garuff from all sides with his hammers.

Chaos looked at Grim and wrote a message in the air made of pure darkness, "You go first."

*twitches at grammatical incoherence* Anyways.... If rares were cheap enough that all of those people who were smart enough to profit off of inflation of other stuff could buy one, then the prices woul only shoot up further due to the huge quantity of people buying them. So unless Jagex decides to make it a Communist market, you'll just have to invest in some other stuff and keep saving.

I guess that depends on your definition of negligible. Personally, I think that since Mechscape got stopped, the updates have been better. So who knows, maybe this time they'll kill merch clans, or maybe FTP3. But yeah, I kinda agree with you that every week after a no-update week so far has been rather... bleh. Although if you read the RSOF Rants forums, nothing is ever bleh. Ever.

((You godmodded there against my undead things. But I'll roll with it, I guess.)) Chaos stopped in his tracks, realizing that the dinosaurs were dead. He then realized he had been hit in multiple places, and, thinking quickly, healed himself before turning to face the dragon. He pulled out his hammers, now each the size of Iceland, and tried to decide on a battle plan. Now realizing that Grim was pulling maelstroms around him again, he decided to pull his second-to-last trick out of his sleeve. "I am Chaos. I thrive wehere there is no balance. And it appears...." - he gestured towards the maelstroms - "that there is quite a lack of balance here. So much light, and so very little darkness. Do you know why I am called Chaos? Because of the strength I get when against a lack of balance!" His eyes glowed black again, and his hammerrs seemed to glow with an unholy light. He then flew about 6 feet in the air and hovered there, waiting for his moment to strike.

Chaos blinked, and the light seemed to just hit him and shatter. He then looked at the slowly fading GHOST of order ((just had to emphasize that he was a ghost)) and realized what was happening. He then grinned and began to turn a ghostly gray. "I am Chaos... Thus I upset the balance of all cycles, even that of life and death!" His eyes glowed black, and ghosts of all those slain in battle flew to his and the ghost of Order's aid. He then commanded them to charge at Grim, and charge they did - whether skeletons, wraiths, ghosts, zombies, or even the vaporous remains of Kemios... they all flew towards Grim, yearning to avenge their blood on another warrior. Chaos then let them rip Grim apart whilst diverting his attention to the light cubes and Taggerung's dinosaur army. He smashed two of the spheres with his hammer, then took the third out with an overload of darkness. He then began whacking away at the dinosaurs, seeming not to notice any harm done to him.

Chaos observed the ice melting around his feet, and dodged as the gate of fire blew open again, as well as absorbing the energy it broke the ice with. He also absorbed the energy from his hammers being destroyed, which took a great deal due to their large mass. He then used the open fire gate to his advantage, turning a dark red and bringing large quantities of fire out of it and hurling them at Grim. Grim was also knocked off his feet by the ghostly elemental wave,((You ignored it, so it hit you)) and Chaos recreated his hammers and aimed the final blow Order's ghost was then distracted by attempting to destroy the mass of paper planes.

Spot the epicness.

Chaos pulled his hammers back, flew temporarily over the gate of fire, and used his darkened hammers to absorb the maelstrom. He then glowed blue, and simply froze the flaming gate closed. He then froze Grim's feet to the ground, and proceeded to whack at him some more with the hammers. The ghost of Order simply became translucent and the light went right through him. He then attacked Grim with what appeared to be ghostly elemental waves.

Grim obviously knew nothing about Chaos Fury. Chaos began to glow a deep purple, and hit his hammers into the ground. The now-darkened spirit of Order returned, screeched, then charged at Grim for its vengeance. Chaos then used his hammers, tainted with fury, anger, evil, malice, and just darkness in general, to simply crush the shield of light. He then proceeded to attempt to crush the shields' maker in the same manner.

((Alright then, fine. You'll regret that later, though, trust me....)) Chaos landed next to Order, screaming. "Not Order.... No....... NOOOOO......" Chaos began to mutate and let off a dark light, and Sonos seemed to glow white-hot. Right when the dark light was at its peak, it stopped, and Chaos appeared out of it, with his hammers, each the size of Connecticut, and his eyes glowing. "You will regret killing the one who kept my power under control, Grim.... And you will regret more killing my one and only friend!" He picked up the carcass of Order and incinerated it, packed the ashes into an ultra-dense sphere with his hammers, and sent it flying at Grim, followed by a multiple-location bombardment with his hammers. ((By multi-location, I mean he's hitting everywhere Grim is and anywhere Grim might try to escape.))

I once took down a guy gaining EP while he had full black d'hide, granite shield, the full range tank works. He was AFK with auto-retaliate off. -.- And really, whacking EP-gainers isn't really doing anything to help. Whacking people while they 76k isn't helping either - you're just taking their weapons out of the game, making them worth even more. Not to mention the fact that there are hundreds of places where people can 76k safely. Lletya and MA come to mind...

Booger-picking. At level 99, you get to defy the old adage and actually pick your friend's nose.

Order screeched, then threw the paper mache ball towards Chaos while lighting it on fire. Chaos then hit it baseball-style towards Grim, following it with a crushing blow from his hammers, which were now each the size of your average cubicle.

Chaos decided to splat any paper planes that get too close to him with his hammers, while Order merely incinerated them with waves of flame. Order then saw the paper mache ball and caught it. He bounced with his tail, deciding who to throw it at.

((Grim, you seem to have forgotten the fact that Chaos was trying to whack the crap out of you with two hammers the size of mattresses. You might want to reply, because if you don't, you're a pancake.)) Chaos noticed Order's wounds, and began tending to them whilst murmuring something under his breath. Order, in return, blocked the light with his scales. As towards whatever dinosaurs happened to be charging at the two, Order roared at them. As in firing sonic waves that would rip them to bloody, scaly shreds.

Chaos smiled wickedly. "You know what Order can do, don't you?" With that, Order pushed Chaos out of the maelstrom and began to block it with his scales. Chaos then began to run at Grim, becoming darker as Order started to become wounded by the attack. As Chaos grew darker, his hammers began to grow larger, and he struck at Grim, hammering multiple times within the general area of where he was, hoping that ending him would end the attack.

Order took advantage of Grim's distraction to tackle him. Chaos then aimed his hammers at Grim's skull....