Everything posted by SeanyTheSailor
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im back baby.
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Is pie trying to troll again? Ive been [bleep]ed with every second of every day for the last two months cheese dick. Youve got nothing on Chief. Also Ill talk to you wholigans more after muster/ taps.
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Aparently you think Im joking.
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So apparently PETA is protesting at Sea World this weekend, which is where im going. If they [bleep] up my uniform i will beat them like a baby seal.
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I cant mess with any shipmates. thats a disaster waiting to happen. but im going off base for liberty this weekend, maybe get some phone numbers. then some poon.
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I think ive been in boot camp modw dor too long. Almost any female who doesnt look like a gorilla looks totally plowable right now. Im not sure my standards have ever been lower.
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My seed? Because I can just make more.
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Happy sock time.
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I post here because most of the people are awesome.
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I post here because most of the people are awesome.
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An officer is the same in any branch, they just have different names. So our Captain is the Armys Colonel. I chose the Navy because my single life goal is to be a SEAL. But i didnt kick my ass hard enough before boot camp so im using my time as a Master at Arms to get in even better shape, and live Navy life.
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If i were to go to Maine(not saying the chances are even remotely good), halo would be stuck with me for 4 years or until he left the area.
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Not an officer guy. God i hate when the Air Farce calls me air. I always wanna turn and say "Do I look like an officer [roosters]moke? Hell to the [bleep] no." But alas thats how theyre trained so i cant flip out.
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Ive decided that if I cant get a duty station overseas, I will then attempt to get a station in Maine and show up on halos doorstep. After which, if he doesnt totally flip out, many good times will be had.
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all of the stuff youre made up of is the result of stars exploding. So in a way, you are the sun.
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mite b cul
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im hungry but the chow hall doesnt open for 30 mins and i dont want to get dressed.
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fluff are you in college atm?
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I remember thinking about being homesick. Then then I didnt give a [bleep].
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Then you would need zen.
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the hipster hurts.
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Stop lurking this instant you wholigans.
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So I think for my next duty station, if I can, Ill go to Bahrain. Definitely somewhere overseas. I hear Japan is nice. Ive also been told that anybody in uniform can get laid in Aussie-stralia.
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Bollards deep
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Brush her off, assert your dominance by showing you dont need her.