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Hey kirby give me a hundred billion, i'm just going to say this straight. This is not a loan.

I'm better then you because I have a longe rname

South Africa's reletivaly rich.

Hahahahaha! germany and france allying :P But yeh, someone joined a country I was annexing. It adds a bit of interest to the game.

Ok Mather, also we should make a sort of really unfair treaty like the Treaty of Versailles, lol. Posiden, fill that out at the bottom. Country: Player: Leader Name: National Anthem: Random Fact: IAG: Treasury: Infrastructure:

117!

Congratulations, you saw right through me. Everyones going to fight and have a bit of a battle, thats the fun of the game. I'm not going to attack MrMegakirby though, unless Mather deems him a naughty boy.

Everyones going to have a bit of a kerfuffle, just like in real life. Also I deny that i'm going to start any war. Dusty was right, you were going to build defences.

I picked it because I realised that everyones IAG will be different at the start of the game. Besides, China's pretty cool. Training 30'000 people each year and producing the following. 30'000 AK-47's, 30'000 Glocks, 30'000 armour, 100 Transverse rotor planes, lots of bullets. 50 million each year.

How do you find out how many people have posted in the thread? Like the rankings of who posted most and such.

I got my first cellphone when I was 10. By age 13 I have had 5 different phones. Prada, Palm something, blackberry, another black berry, [cabbage] flipphone, iphone. Still with the iphone. You've got to have a cellphone, what if you want to meet someone and there not on MSN?

Yay!!!!!! Pokemon!

Ok, Mather. I want a hundred pikachu's by tommorow! And a Mew, and I don't care about animal cruelty, put them in balls that are too small for them! My leader just wants to enter a quick comment. But in seriousnuss i'm creating 2500 bombs and am funding 2 billion into it. The bombs are remote detonation black 2mx2mx2m boxes with a dynamo to measure movement and an almost impossible to de-arm system. finished in one year.

I begin work on pokemons that can defeat Kirby! But yeh, your kind of cornered where you are.

Rapist, wherever did you get the idea that Jong raped anyone? There's no word rape in the entire story! Hints setting off into some prisons later.

Some Tibetans are protesting... A solitary black van approches in the horizon, first two government agents walk out, there eyes emotionless from there sunglasses. They both hold large black tavors which they point at the protestesr who had now turned around to face the solitary black van in the city square. A short Chinese man walks out, he is wearing a baggy black military garment, which looks as if it is to hide his weight and down his trousers is a large AA-12 sawn off shotgun. He looks into the crowd and picks out a small, young attractive Chinese women with his finger, one of the agents walk into the crowd grab her by her arm despite her plea's. No-one moves to help the young women, no-one speaks. The agent throws throws the women into the van and stands straight infront of his leader, Jong Xhiang. Jong raised his hand and muttered something in Cantonese, the protesters were terrified and began to ran but none of them suceeded, it was a massacre, all 27 of them died that day apart from one women... The van started driving again, the van rocked for a while and then was silent BANG the women fell out of the side door of the van, getting ran over by the front wheel and just laying solitary on the floor as the van whisked away in to the sunset.

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1,242,234,700,049 __________________ -5,005,000,000 (Technology) -2,000,000,000 (military) +51,299,951 (cancelled annexation) Gunwalker 3/30 Nerve study 3/15 Upgraded sticky satchel bombs 3/3 - Completed 2/3 army + equipment Technology Upgraded sticky satchel bombs

Summed up what I feel :blink: I'm going to go and design some guns :)

The national flag one is funny and gave me a great idea for a new falador tavern game \:D/

Yeh but its not worth looking through every single one for a 10 second laugh. Cracked is better. And also, textbook history of Hexoria. In 1989, Tiananmen Square the government gave out free money and food to poor people, it was the best year ever The tanks were filled with food :lol:

Either way only a small couple are funny.

Who wants to join my new alliance, the brotherhood of nod :P I think demotivationals should be in hide tags, they are distracting and I want a choice to hide them back, it's not a rule; simply forum ettiquite. Archi, instead of people researching secret projects and then deciding what they are after they've been researched they should be PMed to you.

I always make sure my sex-[bleep] has good oral hygiene.

Hai Guise ^_^ Production begins, finishing in three years, Kalashnikovs [60'000], M16's [60'000], Glocks [60'000], Stun Grenades [80,000], Carpet Bombs (one distance blast radius) [20,000], Tanks [6'000], Transverse rotor planes (people carriers) [6'000], Petrol [i'll let government mathmeticians work this out], Bullets [i'll let government mathmeticians work this out], RPG's [30'000], RPG ammunition [i'll let government mathmeticians work this out], Medical kits [60'000], Ready meals [i'll let government mathmeticians work this out], Uniform (includes body armour) [60'000] I also start conscription and training, they will cover the listed. Strategic War, Krav Maga, Training in firearms, Training in melée weapons, Vehicle training and climbing/assult courses. 60'000 soldiers I'll be trained in three years. I'm funding a 20 billion one off payment into this. Gunwalker 2/30 Nerve study 2/15 Upgraded sticky satchel bombs 2/3 1/3 army + equipment They're for our space program :twss: