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Grim You'll need to get a blacksmith. Retech My bad, you get kind of close to the base, but then you make a noise and get spotted, 4 enemies. Earth No, your initial weapon is a bow. You kill 2 of the tribesmen, 6 more remain +0.2 Marksmen Nex You fail to morph into tank form, and tendril form.

Earth You miss your first few shots, wasting 3 arrows, and they find your position and begin to attack. Rocco As you try to board the enemy, you fall off your rope and into the ocean Nex 83 allies - 71 enemies One of your tendrils gets cut off.

Earth You're completely undetected, and find some tribe members sacrificing people. Grim You bandage it crudely, but it works +0.1 FA Nex Oh yeah +0.4 I wouldn't morph, cause you rolled 100, you're practically defended against everyones attack, unless they roll like +40 above you. But okay. You do so and drain 2 people, replenishing you fully. +0.1 Morph Ross "Glad to hear m'boy. Welcome to the crew of Ibadan!" He looks over to the crew and says "Set sails! We're off to Tortuga!" Rocco You kill the man with the blunderbuss +0.2 Marksman You also recover slightly and stand up.

Nex Uhh to do that you'll need to metamorph. Though you metamorph perfectly into a huge tank and charge into the thray knocking many many people over and causing a general fear across the enemy. Rocco Everyone is gone to the other ship, and an enemy lands next to you ready for battle. Grim You kill the man +0.1 sword. As you look out, you see that your side has only one ship remaining. While the enemy has two and a base. Retech Exact same as Grim. You begin to swim to the allied ship. Dungeonal You run in with your bottle, and stab the man in the torso shocking the hell outta him and stunning him Earth As you get closer you hear some sort of chanting.

Going on a quick break, be back on in 30 minutes.

Ross "Ah yes, Steelblade was one of the captains for this area, his death will shake the ranks. Hard to believe this is your first day though. I called you here to offer you a promotion to my guard, you're fighting skill are very good." Retech You run out of cloth, so rip some of your clothes off, though not too much. You then patch you and them up, but find nothing +0.1 first aid Rocco You shoot into the crowd and miss, you also get a bullet in your stomach, making you fall down. Grim You do the exact same in the previous post but you also attack the enemy on the floor again, but miss horribly. Dungeonal You find a fight to interrupt.

Rocco Everything is ready, as the enemy trade vessel comes into view you ready your blunderbuss and take aim, you get an enemy in your sights and get a good headshot, killing him +0.2 marksmen Retech You fail at the flurry of blows, but the enemy got frightened and is unable to attack you this round. The other enemy got up before you could even try to decapitate him, but they're focused on their opponents to attack you. Both allies finish off their enemies. Dungeonal YOu rolled low, tiwce You both fail, but he stumbles overboard. Grim You easily hamstring the fleeing pirate, he is unable to run anymore. You land a strike on his shoulder instead, but it keeps him down +0.1 Swords Nex Your claws get weaker to allow your hands to get harder, you grab the man and rip him him in two. +0.2 Stength

Grim You fail to hit one pirate, and fail to hit the fleeing pirate, but he trips anyway. The pirate you failed to attack clips you. Retech 14 and then a 3 You easily defend the oncoming attack, and decapitate your enemy +0.2 Swordmanship One ally slips over, but his enemy also does. One ally clips an enemy, only two remain. Rocco He says ready yourself Nex You're unable to block the oncoming attack and you get another serious slash, with makes you bleed out more. He also easily dodges your foot. Ross You're still slightly injured, you make it to deck and you're hailed by the captain Dungeonal You miss the blind man who then swings out randomly, clipping you, but still making you bleed.

Rocco You climb the top deck and sight the cargo ship, you shout down to the captain who then tells the navigator to sail to the ship Ross You're in a small cabin, your cabin. Nex You land well on the enemy ship and brandish your claws scaring most of them. Though the buff looking man decides to attack you and he slashes a bit down your torso, cutting you severly and making you bleed, it'll take a bit before you can recover with simple regeneration Grim The charge is set, and you bifuricate one pirate. You then butt one pirate on the head annoying him. You also block the next pirates attack. Though they all noticed it was magic and begin to worry, one flees to tell others. Retech Yeah but you rolled low XD You block the attacks coming near you, and completely fail again to do an attack, slipping over. One ally hurts an enemy One ally is hurt by an enemy Dungeonal You fail to attack.

Rocco You find some food in the boxes and gourge yourself, you're now very full, but will have a great amount of energy later. Ross You're caarried to the ship and tended to by the medic. Dungeonal You hold up the bottle ready to swing, but he pulls his weapon out. Lucky for you when he lunges his face meets the bottle and he blinds himself. +0.2 Junk weapons Nex Your armor around you decreases back to regular size and you gain some claws which you begin to shift around. +0.2 metamorph. Everyone looks at you and they're kinda scared, dropping morale. Grim You rolled a 1. You realise that the pistol is kinda damaged and unable to work, and before you make it to the cabin you're ambushed by 2 more pirates, one of them catches you off guard and hamstrings you. Retech Your attack just ends up making you cut yourself, and the enemy land a hit on your torso making your wound open slightly. Both your allies score a kill, only 3 enemies remain.

Rocco You get some gunpowder, and find a small bag to place some more in Retech You block all attacks at you and swing at the leg of an enemy patrol, making him fall over. Both allies miss, and one ally is cut slightly. Grim You reload the pistol, and shoot a man in the stomach, he stumbles a bit and falls overboard. +0.2 Marskman Ross He curses as he dies. +0.4 fame. The pirate looks at you bewildered before you collapse from blood loss. Nex They spot a ship off in the distance and give persuit, you will have to sacrifice the armor for the claws. Dungeonal You join the battle and miss your initial attack, the pirate turns around and slashes at you. You strafe and he gets his weapon caught in the ship, and is unable to withdraw.

Rocco He tells you there is gunpowder below deck Grim You tie up the enemy and find some bandages, you rather poorly apply them +0.1 first aid. Retech You're rather rudely awakened from you rest by a squad of enemy patrols, luckily there are a few scattered allies around and you call for help. 5 Enemies 2 Allies. Nex You add extra armor to yourself +0.1 Metamorph skill.

Dungeonal THe mans face lights up and he screams "THERE THEY ARE! TO ARMS!" Rocco The captain laughs and tells you that they're going to raid a nearby trade vessel not too far from here, then they're back to Tortuga! Retech You bandage your wound, but still need to rest +0.2 First aid Grim You slice quite easily at the opponent, across the torso. You then pistol whip him again and knock him out. +0.1 swordmenship Nex You board the ship and they say they're just going on patrol for pirates. Probably might score some pirate scum on the patrol. Boondocks is an awesome film, well what I saw on youtube anyway. Are we on about the three Irish christain guys? Who pray a lot when they kill.

Grim You're unable to parry him, but he misses anyway, you bash him on the head with your pistol. He is dazed for the next round Retech You catch your breath and swim to the island, but you're too shaken to start patching yourself up Rocco Wow you rolled a 100. The captain looks at you.. "Weren't you already part of our crew?" You lie and say "Haha, yeah." He looks at you and says "Well... What do you want? Cleaner." You try to get a promotion "Well maybe a job with a little more action would do me, I was responsible for the sinking on the enemy vessel!" He looks stunned "That was you? Ah! Thank you my dear boy, that navy captain has been griefing me so much lately. You have really taken a load off my back. Perhaps you can be my personal bodyguard, you can dine in my quaters" +0.4 Bluff Ross Uhh I'll change the system, but it isn't a big deal so you're not really controlling anything. XD You swing your axe at his head but he some how manages to block it, you're unable to swing again due to the sheer might of your weapon. Steelblade looks at you and says "You may kill me here, but you will only kill a lowly captain, the navy has weapons you could never even imagine" He is open for the next attack, do it in style. Nex Your swing is expertedly parried by the enemy marine, but you catch him offguard with your fist and you hear a huge crack as you make impact and he falls to the floor knocked out and bloody. The marine captain looks at you and says "My word, you pack a punch. How about you can be cleaner, having you below decks wont fighten the others." Nice rollin there, I wouldn't of given this to you if you didn't roll so high XD

Nex You're joining the navy, combat is to be expected. He hands you a sword and gets a random marine to duel you. Earth You see smoke near you. Rocco Surprisingly they go on with the charade and tell you where teh captain is, they also tell you that the enemy was sunked some how before any real combat began +0.2 bluff Retech You don't save yourself, but you luckily gain some air quickly, but you still are drowning for another two turns. Dungeonal He insults you for the comment, saying that it was his fathers. You see nothing Ross Even though you're greviously injured, you pull it off, slashing across his face. He then grabs it and scream "BLOODY PIRATES!!" You go to swing again, but he parries it, he then punches you across the face with quite the force which sends you back and makes you bleed. He gets a little bit too distracted by you and your captain impales him from behind. He is still alive though.

I guess so Ross You catch the captain off guard but he still sees it coming and dodges expertedly. He swings at you but your captain parries it for you. Steelblade looks at you and says "I'll have you both hanging from the gallows by noon tomorrow!" Retech Oh jesus you rolled even lower. You're unable to catch your breath and you flap around. You wound is unable to settle in the water and bleeds heavily. Rocco You make it to the ship and shout up, it is very hard to see you and they buy the excuse throwing you a rope which you then climb up Grim You're unable to gain a charge but swing anyway, he side steps and knees you in the wound, making you fall down.

Retech Bad roll. The icey waters and your wound make you unable to cope and you begin to drown, hopefully you will be able to save yourself before you drown in 2 turns. Grim You try to feign a swing, but it fails and he doesn't even fall for it. He takes a swing at you. Luckily you side step at the right time Nex "Ha! The monster has manners... Look I don't know if we can have you actually in the navy, you're just too different. Perhaps if you can prove yourself, you can get the job as a cabin boy" Dungeonal You sight nothing, it seems that the telescope is kind of blurry and makes your vision hurt. Rocco You swim away from the ship.

Nex There are many you browse, but one catches your eye. The shopkeeper looks at you with a smile and says "Ah! You set your eye on a fabled item, it is said to grant the user foresight, it's 3,000,000 if you have that amount" You walk out the store with no trinket. Wander for a bit and find a notice at the navies HQ looking for help. Earth You find the perfect wood to do so, making an extra 100 arrows, but use up all the wood to do so. Wow, nice 100 there. +0.3 fletching Grim Both you and the enemy swing, but you both miss and both are prepared for another strike, but you have the better footing. Retech You walk to the cabin when... THe enemy ship sinks and begins to capsize, unluckily the ships sail falls in your direction and your ship in half, you fall into the water but luckily there is the island you were fighting for not too far. Dungeonal He looks at you with glee and you both run to the ship, he tells you to take the post of lookout and hands you a hand held telescope (not sure what they're called) Ross You gather your strength and swing at the captain with such expertise, but he blocks it easily and looks right at you. "Ah! Traitorous swine, you will feel the wrath of Captain Steelblade" He swings and you parry, but the sheer force sends you back quite a bit, he then carries on fighting your captain.

Earth You encounter a small swarm of pirahna luckily they seem busy with a dead animal to notice you and you make it to shore. Yes there are many trees. Retech You stop a few pirates, who fall to the floor, they turn to you and pull out a pistol, but havn't readied it yet. Luckily you grapple across. But there is barely any help left as most have died or been lost to the sea. Grim You swing at the enemy, but he dodges and slices at your gut horizontally, seriously hurting you. Nex You find a nice little shop that sells a few trinkets that could suit you, but this is a human port and thus no shops exist for you. Your map is in a language no one can understand, and no one recognises the land mass on it. Ross You're unable to ignore such a grevious wound and fall to the floor and begin to crawl You see the two captains from both vessels locked in epic combat, your captain seems to be losing though. Dungeonal "HELP! ANYONE!?" You step up to him and say you can help, and he turns to you "My family... They were kidnapped by a pirate not too far from this coast! I have a ship and a small crew, can you help me?"

Earth You arrive in one turn more, and yes it's called fletching Ross You only just make it up, but you swing with all your rage and decapitate an enemy sending blood everywhere. Grim You clip another enemy, but it doesn't kill him, but it makes him turn his attention on you. 40 Enemy, 19 allies. Retech You hit no one and an enemy hamstrings you as he runs by. You fail to get out your grapple and fall to the floor. Two turns left til your sunk.

Grim You just make contact with the enemy, grazing him slightly. Another enemy charges at you but you side step and he falls off the edge of the ship. Earth Yes you can You practice using your bow, and luckily no arrows were blunted during it and you gained +0.1 Marksmenship Nex We shall see shan't we. You see quite a few shops open, but it is mainly a port town. Retech You fail to grapple on this turn, but luckily the ship wont sink for a little while. Everyone is abandoning ship and no one attacks you. Dungeonal Ok, now I forget what town you're at, [cabbage]. For the sakes of something to do, you see a man asking around for help.

Retech You're able to push the cannon before the pirate is able to reload, luckily for them no one was hurt and rolled down and hit the wall, which then broke revealing the ocean and the deck is now filling up with water. You also fail to hit any pirate. But the last ally alive luckily lands a hit on a pirate impaling him with a lance, the pirate begins to bleed, but does not die, but he will not attack again. Grim The charge hits the enemy, and it makes him spasm on the floor and then die, and no one even noticed. Nice 100 there. Dungeonal You walk into town? Earth Numerous tiny islands, but no main landmass, though there seems to be some smoke coming from one of the islands. You have 28 arrows. Nex You're told you can enter, at the cost of 200 gold. They say you were previously told not to but they never knew you were that rich.

Arghhh! Anyway, session begins Earth you wake up on a small island in an archipeligo.

Oh shi- EDIT TIME.

I don't see anything wrong with what I said :S I guess sexual humor is a bit out of place in this forum. Anyway, gunna start the reports.