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Eating at desk so I might be quicker.

Hmm, well 4 girls... Anyway moving on before ban. I'ma just have dinner, get everyones stats together, then start.

Dude... Something tells me you're getting laid this summer.

Gimme an hour or so.

Rocco, the ship is sinking.

Well I actually researched public hygiene earlier, and maybe it will pay off.. Anyway, waiting for an update before I do anything, and my plague plan is basically shut all ports, cats can get flees from rats, and if the rat dies the flea will just... You know.. Flee. PUN \:D/

France stores its army on the borders for now, no one is allowed in, but people are free to leave all they want.

Mine should be 20 million 2 million Brudges 10 million France 2 million Sardina 6 million Norway.

I only use AVG. I go to DA and there is no viruses...

Sorry no session tonight. I will do a much longer session tomorrow though to make up for lost time. Also Satuday I am away, so Sunday will also have a longer session.

France closes all ports, no immigration is allowed in French lands, but due to us owning three seperate countries across Europe we should be fine. Right as I got my monopoly as well... Typical. My budget should be 20 million. So I buy two castles, one Near the borders of Burgundy and HRE and one near the border of Leon. The extra 10 million will be spent when I feel like it.

Right topic. I suck at fire emblem, I tried the tutorial on one of the games and then on the first real fight afterwards I lost my main guy.

Oops wrong topic. Uhh to get on topic, is there going to be an update today, and this is the tenth day so budgets are today I guess.

Uhh not now, but I'll probably hold another session at 10 or 9 GMT, so if you can find out the time zones you'll be able to figure out what time that is what zone you're in.

Well they kinda are chumps compared to you guys, most of you have handled at least a few pirates and they're kind of idiots. Also they roll low so... So much. Good example was when Ross fought those two pirates and they just went and got themselves killed.

I only handed out xp to attacks that rolled high, every time Mather actually casted magic he rolled 85+. Though if you do fall behind I'll give more oppertunities for you.

Death mechanic, you just go back to a random island and lose a few things.

Grim, my bad You blade makes contact and slices the enemy, who is now bleeding, an ally joins the fight. Pie You find nothing, and another idiotic enemy goes to charge you, only to get shot down by allies. Rocco You roll the barrel up and shoot, you're blown against the wall but not injured, a lot of debris fell in the water, and the crew begin to come down to investigate ALSO you were paid 50 gold for your previous voyage. Mather You rejuvinate yourself slightly, and you can now safely swim, though you're seemingly lost in the vast ocean, chances of finding land is now looking grim. Ross I googled it, Gurren Langen? Mmkay, You begin to succumb to the wounds a slight bit and you didn't muster the energy, luckily no one spotted you, the pirates have turned the tide, and the marines are scared and beginning to retreat, the battle looks to be won. Nex The soliders let you be, but wont let you near the settlement Iey Om the second ship you come across, you find a willing man who says he will allow you on his ship. Anyway, I am tired now and have to get up at like 9 for a Doctors appointment and I don't want to look horrible when I go. So session ends, if you have been keeping track of your characters please give a report, otherwise I'll give you a report tomorrow.

Rocco You find a nice supply of gunpowder, around 4 barrels Ross Wow you rolled the first one. It completely and utterly fails, the marine is totally prepared and you're impaled, but not killed, luckily for you the pirates begin to beserk and many marines got butchered, and the ones dealing with you decide you're going to die and leave you alone. Pie The patch is kind of irritant so you remove it, an over confident challenger swings in but lands on your lance insta killing him. Iey You head down to the docks and find a few men loading a cargo ship, you ask to join but they laugh and said a women can't fight. Mather You float away... And float... And float... And then sink, luckily you can't drown, but you're growing weaker from the previous battle and you might be trapped under the ocean forever. Nex Your island? What the... This island belongs to the chillwind, this is our shipping port. The men move into your position as they can judge from sound.

Pie You gain a lance and find nothing, also your wound is looking better and it has started to heal, but wont fully heal for a while Ross You kill one employer, and injure another. The shere number of marines outnumbering the pirates begins to turn the tide in this battle, also 3 marines notice your change of heart and go to attack you. Rocco Below deck with the rest of our cargo, why? Nex Nope failed too much The digging is done and you sleep in the newly formed cave A ship lands not too far from you and they seem to have a large cargo and are loading it to a nearby settlement Mather The fog is everywhere, you can't get away until you sail away, and you don't make a swoosh.

Retech Thanks, and everyone began to join her in her sleep. Mather Okayyy Iey "Heh, well a ship might not be for a lady, many sailors believe women to be bad luck, but I'm sure if you really want you can prove them you're a tough fightter... If you're one. Pie The fein works well and the guy walks near you, but keeps his weapon drawn to encounter someone else, You then launch your polearm upwards and impale him through the chest, he splatters blood on you and dies, +0.2 Bluff, 0.1 Polearm skill Rocco "Hmm, hear take this blunderbuss, it isn't of great quality but it'll do" Ross You do all of that and no one begins attacking you cause the people you traitored don't know you have turned traitor Nex Finally, it works, and you begin to dig :D

Grim Your first attack misses, and the you don't get a proper range in your shot but you shoot anyway, but it misses. Retech The cramped space gives the pirates a crazy idea, he points the cannon at your general direction, unlucky for him it wasn't loaded, and he begins to scower for a cannonball. One of your friend's brains are splattered against the wall as a pirate uses a blunderbuss at such close range. While your other friend impales the blunderbuss wielding pirate with his lance. Rocco "Strategy? I guess as its only one ship we'd just line up and skirmish, just kill as many as you can." Mather Your attempt is mildly successful, and you freeze the informant and most of the attackers, the rest of the attackers see this and decide to give up. Pie You attempt to lance the enemy, but he jumps back out of range, and then stabs you in the torso for moderate damage. Paul You begin to scout and get a good view of the ocean, but find nothing, though the view will help with another scouting attempt Nex You're already awake, but the claws don't work still, but you didn't use too much energy this time Ross "Heh... You seem combat able compared to my lot, tell you what, if you can survive this battle and win, then you're in" He then grasps his weapon and leaves to attend the brawling at top deck

I did Nex Retech (No you did nothing but fail, but luckily the pirates failed harder) +0.1 luck.. You make it to the lower deck, but 6 pirates are ready.. Nex You wake up and feel slightly rejuvinated Rocco+Paul The boat embarks. Pie You get no oppertunity, and an enemy lands infront of you ready for a duel Mather Oh wow, a 7 You fail... again O_O... The blade just can't cut him The informant tries to slice you horizontally too, but he faills too, and simply falls over Though the crowd are much more lucky with a lance piercing your heart. You're almost dead. Iey Ahh, no reason really, business is just booming and your smiling face made me even more happier. You turn around to see a civilised bunch of people discussing business or their adventures at sea Ross Oh wow, you both rolled 25 (You and the pirate) Your weapons meet in mid air, the pirate uses his attack to severly fail again, this is horrible O_O, he slips up and knocks himself unconcious (he rolled a 12) You enter the Captain's quaters to see him stood at his table ready for combat "You're very brave to get this far, but perhaps stupid." He reveals a hulking sword, similar to yours.

Paul They welcome you aboard, but do not set sail Rocco They point to the vessel that Paul just entered Pie You arrive in the midst of battle, hopefully turning the tides. Your ship fails to do any real damage to the other ship and takes moderate damage from the enemy ships Retech You fail your attack, the enemy pirates go at you and one falls off while the other two accidentally and weirdly impale eachother... (100) Also two allies join in the fight, while the pirates are disorganised. Grim You go crazy, but get surrounded by 4 pirates. Nex You find nothing of any help, and you knock yourself out trying to do the claws (a 30 and then a 6...) Iey You get your stuff together and hed on down and you're welcomed by a hearty hello by the barkeep and he serves you a nice cool drink on the house Ross You fail to pull of the 450 degree maneauvar but luckily don't mess up your attack, but that fails too, your backflip is an even larger disappointment as you fall down, but what is more laughable is how the pirates slip up too and one even slices himself on the floor. This was such a weird scene that it made a pirate take notice and drop his cannonball, he was then beheaded by an enemy cannon.

Retech You land right infront of a group of Chillwinders, once gets a clean hit at your arm and you're bleeding. Three enemies Pie Man the deck, were very close to our destination (1 turn) Rocco You stay out of trouble and land at port royale, where some guards are preparing more vessels Mather The attmept is unsuccessful and an arrow embeds into your head, your life force is becoming weaker. Nex Nope, rolled a 39. You have enough energy for one more attempt. Paul The soliders notice your weapon and ask you to help them against the pirates. Ross You miss horribly, and stumble, luckily the pirate grazes you. The other sits idly by. Iey You awake in a tavern of a large city.