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There really is no point to making special ships.... None of us understand boats enough to make a better design than what they had ages ago, without stepping over the point of impossible for the time.

Name: Patient 8 Gender: Male Age: 23 Physical Description: Rather skinny, and not too tall, but not exactly small. Black and white face paint, it is a distinct pattern, with the eyes covered in dark paint, and black tears coming down the cheeks. Black lips, and what looks like runny black paint down the mouth to the chin. Instead of a conventional mime costume, I wear a cloak, long black and tattered, with rips on the ends. It doesn't reach the floor though, so my feet are clearly seen. Regular black boots is what I wear. A tattoo is on his arm that is labled 8, it is from where he had his stay in the mental asylum. Class: (I want to make one up, if that is okay?) Joker/Mime Skills (Just copy from the class list): 2 Trap 1 Knives Background story (optional): Growing up was rather though, he was bullied majorly and this led to a mental breakdown. On his prom night, he attended the dance dressed as a mime. Everyone laughed at him, and tried to make him talk, even to the point of torture. It is there where he snapped, he had been carrying a stilleto on his person the entire time. The prom was cut short and the case was closed by the police as a brutal tragedy, they shipped him off to an undisclosed asylum. He never left his cell in the asylum, even when recesses were given, he just sat paciently waiting. On the time he did move, he always reinacted a play perfectly in his cell, he mimed it out. It was a story of what seemed to be crazed people attacking and biting scared individuals, it was obviously a zombie attack, and psychiatrists tried their hardest to get him to speak, but he never opened his mouth, nor even signed. It was the eve of the zombie attacks, and 8 was very unrestly in his cell, it took a team with sedatives to finally make him sleep. He was awoken by screaming staff, everything was turning into hell. Patients were walking freely out of their cells, only to be taken down by the zombies. 8 saw his chance of escape, and he ran, he took a supply of knives with him as he left. On the streets, he knew he was unable to cope with every zombie, so instead he set him time, setting traps, catching zombies, and soon he became slightly attuned to doing so. Now he wanders the streets, knife in hand and a dream of madness. I tried to cut down on the gruesome details, so it is actually 12+ I would say.

Notes that Subutai is our friend, when we met up he was a pretty cool guy, not afraid of anything.

It's basic larp tbh... Anyway sure, I can fit in a session.

What time is it for you now?

Siege technology - Used to make my siege weapons just fire further/faster Naval technology - Ships. Hygiene - Quality of life for people, also they'll probably be less prone to disease and plague Farming technology - Better diet, stronger, better soldiers. Mining technology - Better metals, better armor, better soldiers. Armoured wagons - Exactly what you said Bladed wagons - Kinda like bladed chariots, so we could charge a road block or such Horse breeding - Durrrr Horse armor - Dur

I begin research on W/E is the latest ship we can do, because I am confused on the matter. Also I forgot to mention this ages ago but Siege technology Naval technology Hygiene Farming technology Mining technology Armoured wagons Bladed wagons Horse breeding Horse armor I've been doing this since the start of the game, and a PM to Retech proves it. So I think I should be getting atleast ships before everyone else, also my horses should either be the best OR as good as someone who has been researching as long as me. I had two other techs but I forgot what they are and I can't seem to find them so unless I can find the proof it looks like they're lost. I definately know one was silver economy though.

I spend 5 million on getting a silver empire started, as my research for the silver monopoly ended like 5 years ago. I also spend 10 million on getting an explorer guild up and running. 5 Million will be kept for anything I can think of.

Sure

Weird first time I heard about Subutai was yesterday in a cracked article, then you start talking about him. This stuff always happens with things I learn, I learn it and then someone near me suddenly begins talking about it. Great example is when I studied the first English monarch, someithng begining with A the great, then suddenly the news the next day is that they have possibly found a new first English monarch who surpasses the previously mentioned man. I was like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Also I ask to meet this Subutai, no armies, no traps, no killing eachother. I just want to talk to him.

You're talking about team fortreses classic 2? It sounds like your talking about some mmorpg that you can craft weapons the better you play :S. I miss the old times with TFC.

I still can't see how you can make it fire faster without removing something, the scorpio is a tiny little sniping post. I want to atleast see the diagram, cause it is currently perplexing me.

Scorpios were inventions of the Romans, and they were really quite useful, they were one maneed sniper places really, that could be fired quite rapidly and could even out right kill a guy from really far away. Though they disappeared through this century, but Ross did research em. Normally though, if you increase rate of fire, you decrease damage. So he has probably just invented some medium powerful chainbow.

Definately plausible, but it would require a team per station, which most siege weapons do anyway... Just it would require a large team to keep it going. Edit Inb4 "Scorpio only required one man to use" Yeah, but if you notice a scorpio has no real place to put a repeating magazine, it already had a very high fire rate, so I imagine that to increase it would just require more men. I mean it is said on wikipedia to fire 3 to 4 per minute, that is just the basic scorpio.

You know elephants get scared reallly easy right? Also without a rider they wander about charging anything.... And the fact that they can easily be used to our advantage. My plan for defeating the Persians was basically incorporating this, but I failed to submit it in time so I was unable to help. Now it just costs to my time a resource to kill those elephants out right, and even if you do kill one there are still many many left and an entire army. So what I suggest is to use scare tactics (flame weapons, loud noises)

Sorry guys, submitted my plans a little too late.

My plan isn't fool proof, and it will probably fail as I was literally making it up as I went along. But I have to QUICKLY ADD SOMETHING.

OOOOOOKAYYYYY PM IMBOUND [cabbage] JUST GOT REAL!!!! CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

Really? I'd let him loose on some random place, he kinda loves killing the [cabbage] outta things.

Well I only have to survive this turn, and then our new budgets come through. Say hello army of hell.

The only time when alliances in these games work is when everyone works towards a common goal. Like for instance this one, we're all working towards the eradication of the Mongolian threat. Albeit, some people putting more towards it than others.

You were? I can't even remember what country you two were.

Not being a suck up here, but Archi is pretty good at hegemony games. When he played Sere's one he was close to being the strongest until Retech and Rocco went to war, but I wouldn't say he had a low budget, and land isn't a factor in this game.

I like XKCD, Ross showed it to me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67jr2tmyr1M Kinda epic.

Archi deffo plays this the most interesting out of anyone.