I think I painted the wrong picture. I don't go around taunting people in hopes that they will get upset - I reciprocate what I see from internet sadists by beating them at their own game. In order to achieve this, I must A) legitimately hit them in their soft spot by gathering little tidbits of personal information based on their insults directed at me/others, and B) prove to them that they are nothing but laymen in the field of pejoratives (insult their insult style). Definitely more intelligent and funny than just yelling, "LOL I [bleep]ED YOUR MOM!" Although the classics are always great.