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It means he likes to eat, zaps. Still no pets, but he's gone thru several skill levels while i was gone.

Still no pets... Sad faice.

That last dude is a ninja.

Well, I made my own underground ruiver with two miners and a [cabbage] load of other mining jobs, but i dont think there are natural ones.

Bah, he almost tamed a multilegged luggage.. Again.

Hmf, My hero can't do [cabbage] now. He's so slow he can barley dodge attacks, and so he has to kind a wadle thru them. He needs a doctor, but i think hes dead...

Dude, Zaps, if he can't grab a date then how else is he going to release his "frustrations"? And no pet yet. he's getting his ass wuuped to many times for that.

Gah, i guess i could jsut sleep t off, or find a doctor.

Well, it seems like it. Dude, just calm down..

No, in adventure mode. Do i jsut find a doctor? And i agree with Rocco, Mather.. You are platying up the pity factor way too much. Are you drunk?

... Then why spew your problems over the internet if you know how well or how much the news will be received. In all honesty, i don't care!

Mather.. Please stop. This isn't a pity fest. Yo, ross, how the hell do i heal my guy? He's got a wounded eye and his uper body is all injured.

That works, or you could create a suicide swaud of the most useless dudes in the fortress and send em out ranging. Those who survive should be trained further, those who don't free up space.

I managed to strangle a head while stabbing the other 6.. Should that be an acheivement?

What? All i did was chop it with an axe a lot.. Then i strangled one of its heads, and then it couldn't breath, so it died. No damage, but then i nearly got my spleen ripped out by lions.

Holy [cabbage], i'm slashing at a hydra with 7 heads, i haven't taken any damage, and i've severed 25 arteries.. And he's collapsed, having trouble breathing, and in the red. Go me on adventure mode!

I head down to the left most passage.

And the fact he can't type as fast as a fanboy makes it a fail how?

Walk walk walk.

Argh, Rap music. My bleeding ears!

Hah, I know the sad face part.. No pets yet..

I head down the coridor closest to my right.

You disgust me. That is all.

Thief then. Monk would have been fun, but then i realized I usually pick pockets and set traps for people, then i stab them.

Either a thief or a monk. Thats my choice.