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i send all of my troops to go raiding off the english coast, with the exception of Wales. they can keep 90% of the lott, but i get 10%.

no, the barons have built their armies... and anyways, i dont have anything to fight off the most basic army of peasents! i barely have 1000 units.

well, no. they are small kingdoms, [wagon]! i dont even have a big enough army to fight them. any one of them. and im doing it so i have to wait a year before my troops are trained!

meh, ill let the english fight it out. may do some raids while i wait.. next year.. i recall all remaining troops back to scotland.

thank you techy.

retech... can you do the effing report now?

I ALREADY SAID THEM! LAST PAGE!

battle report?

found the numbers.. there are: 2000 SB's, 2000 knigts, 1500 peasents, and 1000 axemen. plus the general Thunder, a calm head with a good right hook.. and skill with spears and axes. EDIT: tech... wikipedia it! but i think there were galleys, fishing ships.. and some trasnport ship. no idea, really.. oh yeah, some raiding ships.

err... i t... let me go check. i need to keep a standing sheet on this stuff!

oh. same difrence!!! scilence!!.. oh, techy, hows my attack on the main english castle going?

ros.. you are...

theres a new sayting in scotland "if you cant shoot it or hit it, use a big rock" and dude, i still cant play dwarf fortress... hate! EDIT: actually, ICU, ill be making minas morgul... or maybe make some elf cities.

@ICU, he atacked denmark.

no.. lets see, make it faster reloading, make it with better string and wood, make it fire better ammunition.. make it do so many things. plent of ways to improve on something.

by using better materials, make ithe design more efficient.. hundreds of ways to improve upo n the basic design,

so, techy, any chance of a battle report? Research: 4/30 seige 4/30 stell working 4/20 mining 4/20 trapping (extended for betetr knowladge and effectiveness)

... well, thats after i do something to the gates. and on a completley off topic note, dancing with asthma is short, but fun as ffing hell! messes with your heart a bit, though.. Edit2: and i jsut remember yo tell you guys something, i diont hav e a family crest! go e for having no special family!

who said i was charging it. jsut doing a couple of.. ohh... ill let retech know..

well, im just going to go on a killing spree on the main castle areas, hopefully thatll put out the fight fire. and yeah, 9th. was fun as hell. had to leave early cause of me asthma trhough.

no, befre that. arch gave me a wine rack before i left, and i left before you opened the gate and your claim. i havent been back at falador for days. i couldnt have stolen your wine. because i dont want it. i could grow it myself. and grim, your boat is by my house. it was missing a chest when i found it, so dont look at me.

lol, grad dance was fun as hell! we finally, after half the nigh was over, got tech to dance.

hopefully they'll give up once we get thier king.. also, you may want to take the king of Wales, and either force him to be subservient, or ill him to assert power.

meh, why not? i send my entire army to attack England, and take over as much of it as i can.

err, war? those are just a standing defence army. i only sent the 1000 SB's to annoy the english. ill call em back after a few attacks.. im not invading england yet.