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who ell stole me wine???! and me effing crate with all me usefull stuff in it! FFS!

techy, howd my raids go?

oh, that was arch. he gave it to me.

i send 500 peasents, 200 skirmisher bows, and 100 knights on a raiding trip to ireland! time to raid me home country.

and Wales is Ireland? this makes what sense to me? im scotland.

no, seriously. if i started out with AnY of scotlands natural stuff, i would jsut get [bleep]ed at.. actually, screw it. i have iron weapons, medium sized ships, and a good set of agriculture, due to scotlands basic stuff. i begin training 100 knights a s a base for the army. i also start constructing wooden pallisades around my cities. ships are sent out to start trade routes for fur. Reaearch stands at 1/30 seige weaponry 1/20 mining improvements 1/30 steel working 1/10 trap setting.

i jsut sit and wait on my island, seeing as i cant do crap.

looks like i have to play the waiting game...

okay.. then i have 2/10 weapons research 2/10 agriculture 1/10 ships 1/30 seige weaponry.

so, how long is a year? just a day?

rocco, they can only do that if they are in regular combat, nothing else. archers will distract, ambush will kill/injure, seige will kill, and other things. hell, at best in any of those situations, theyd be best with 500 peasents. PEASENTS. now stop birning those Hell axemen up!

they werent even super titans! stop brining it up!

i am being strict, so i dont piss anyone off. i do have the added advantage of a heavily wooded country with highly drunk and defensive inhabitants. that and they are nearly all hunters, only a few farmers.

there is the fact that i dont have any weapons. im starting with nothing, seeing as im taking scottish overtakings wipe out msot of the weapons, troops, and skills needed to run an empire. i need to relearn those skills. happy days for me..

i dont have any troops. thats enough of a reason to think i cant overtake england.

okay, i cant actualy do anything but invade england. which i dont have the troops for.

they arent. im not even using them anymore! i actually made it worse for myself, scince i told everyone their weaknesses, made them exceptionally weak, and made their training costs absurd. it would have made it easier for people to actually let me use them after i had toned them down. but noooo.. they kept on yelling about OPness, after all that. but hey, ill stop with them now. ive said enoguh about them, and ive already given ou my research plans and my unique unit to techy.

i changed it ross. so you can stop [bleep]ing about something im not using. they were made more reasonable. and that is if they are in open combat, nothing else. they are, actually, weaker in most situations than other troops.

whatever. not like im using those anyways. that, rocco, is [developmentally delayed]ed. making something like that makes it weak to all other units, and i cant have an army of those Hell axemen. anyways.. 1/10 weapons research 1/10 basic agriculture 1/10 ship wright advancements. Scotland works on making trade ships to carry goods to and from the island nation.

thats because none of you ead my rants, because they were rants. you dont get the fact that i made mine underpowered after you guys told me they were OP. 1000 units per unique units. powerfull. semi-imune to arrows. tough. so? you have several easy ways to beat them. ambush. seige. better accuracy. weapons specifically made to pierce armor. i even made it so i may be unable to remake them for qquite a while. tell me, over powered, or underpowered?

did i sa it was imune to lances? god damnit, you guys are way too literal with this.

how so? i was pissed that everyone says everything i tried to please them was OP. i gave them ways to beat the troops. i reduced their power. i actually made them underpowered. they still [bleep]ed. your [bleep]ing as well. any reason?

fine. archery special units. can use powerfull longbows, extremeley acurate, and also have a sack of throwing spears for medium to clsoe range combat. calling em the Skirmisher Bows.

fine. retech, use my basis of powerfull, scary as hell, powerfull units and do what you like with it. these guys will continue [bleep]ing about it until you give your verdict.. Scotland begins trainining its farmers in basic weapon use, and begins researching agriculture advancements..

might as well go with that. people arent even realizing they can make their own unique units that can do the same fing thing!... idiots... now, lets see, ive basiccaly given you the ways to beat them.. aim for the cracks in the armor, use big rocks, rush them... ive givn a very bad disadvantage to myself, ive reduced the numbers they can kill, ive limited the amount of troops they can kill to 1000 knihts, and that equivilent in peasents. they are semi-imune to arrows yes, but aimed for said weak spots, they can injusre the wearer. they arent epic powerfull, ivve even jsut made them underpowered! and you guys are still going to [bleep] about it.