Nexaduro

I check how much money I have, and how many 9mm rounds. If I have more than 2000, then I buy the Daewoo. I ask where I can buy melee weapons like a machete.

Ok. I check the Duty trader's stock and ask where I can get the best close combat weaponry. I also check my inventory. I buy however many throwing knives I need to have 10. I then drag the corpse of the Psy-thing to the ecologists. I say that a friend and I killed it, and my friend wanted to know if it would be possible to give it's abilities to him.

Ok. I check the Duty trader's stock and ask where I can get the best close combat weaponry. I also check my inventory. I buy however many throwing knives I need to have 10. EDIT: NOOOOO! EVERYONE MUST START PLAYING! I MUST PLAY 2025!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, you mentioned it a while ago.

Anyways Earth, what was that zombie game you play again?

Wait, session over, nevermind. To 2025 and MaDe!

Dusty has an army...? Scary.

NVM, I'm back already. I tell the villagers to stick together and not panic, that I and my golems will protect them on the way back to Ikana. I say that if they flee they might be taken by the dangers of the forest, and the Ice Witch.

Also, I gotta go for dinner. Can we make it so that the villagers and I are frozen and untouchable until I come back in a few minutes (after the current roll of course)? Kthxbye. If you can't do that, then I protect the villagers with my life while escorting them back to Ikana.

Darnit... unintentional. I send out a barrage of sound bolts, destroying the reamaining skeletons. I shield the villagers with sound magic to deflect blows, and send my golems to guard them.

Nexaduro smashes the remaining skeletons with his resonance staff. Any left he blasts with sound bolts. He the begins firing more sound bolts through the air holes.

Ross... I need to keep track of my skills... I have my own character sheet... Please say exp.

I charge with my resonance quarterstaff, spinning it in defencive circles and protecting the villagers while firing sound bolts from the ends and creating stone spikes underneath the skeletons.

Are there any armed combatants that could help? I don't trust you near unprotected villagers. Also, this won't be too hard. I meant any armed combatants within the bar population, who had weapons who could help dispose of the zombies. I know.

Session?

Are there any armed combatants that could help? I don't trust you near unprotected villagers. Also, this won't be too hard.

I form a dome of stone around myself and the villagers (with airholes, and the golems are outside), and command my golems to kill everything except Jen and her minions. I blast sound bolts through the airholes of the dome into the skeletons.

I yell for the villagers to escape, and send my golems to protect them. I send a wave of geomancy to snap the bones of the underground skeletons and stagger the ones above ground (and maybe Jen), then I send out a blast of resonance to shatter the bones of the skeletons aboveground (and maybe Jen). I do not specifically aim my attacks at Jen, but I don't attempt to avoid hitting her or her minions.

Nothing. They just hate me. Don't have much of a reason, but I don't really blame them or mind particularly.

When I said oracle, I meant a giant amalgam of the priests... Anywho, 50 of the hunters become "Forges", whose purpose is to turn safe amounts of their bodymass (they require extra food, and my food output should have increased from the discovery of bread) into bone weaponry for the warriors and new members of the species. The forges begin making bows out of strong but slightly flexible bone for the warriors (with tough sinew formed by themselves as string), after the researchers learn how. The hunters begin looking for a suitable material to make arrows from. The researchers begin researching how to make bows and arrows suitable for the warriors. The warriors experiment with a few of the Hippos, trying to change their body structure by linking themselves to the Hippos. The farmers try to determine if the irritating plant, when modified or concentrated, can be used in weaponry. The mixers start producing large amounts of bread for the forges. The priests practice linking their bodies and consciousnesses to form larger Daeka, and then reverting to individuals again. EDIT: 100 Hunters 100 Warriors 100 Farmers 50 Flux Priests 50 Mixers 50 Researchers 50 Forges Unspecified number of Hippos Unspecified number of Poison Eels

This is worse than when I try to talk to a member of the local goth clique... :blink:

50 of the farmer Daeka become brewers, bakers, and alchemists (aka Mixers). They start working on medicines made from Smellflowers, foods from Stenchweed, and an antipoison for the eel venom that can be integrated into the Daeka anatomy. Researchers and priests continue to study shapeshifting, trying to determine if they could safely link the priest's forms into a gigantic oracle to fight foes and communicate with Adakkar. The hunters carefully bring back a large number of eels, then go back to searching for new species and materials. The warriors try to teach the Hippos to stop and turn at their command. The farmers continue searching for plants to cultivate. My current forces (so I can keep track): 150 Hunters 100 Warriors 100 Farmers 50 Mixers 50 Flux Priests 50 Researchers

Attack each other with trout? You're no Monty Python fan, Earth, so I doubt your prowess in the fish-slapping arts.

... Anyone here play Mount & Blade?