Bangin_Blonde
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I know what people think with the refunds and how much you're actualy losing out and all that. However, if Jagex was a company that cared, they would make it up to their players. There is nothing difficult or wasteful about crediting any account with a current valid membership an additional day of membership to said accounts. That would show they care.
... But they're more likely to go "Aww, we're trying. Quit yelling at us. You're hurting our feelings. We're going home!"
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I think that's more than enough H2G2 pics. The Vogons are a bureaucratic race much akin to red-tape government not tech support of any kind. I dont get the joke
True dat -- Jagex is more like the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation ... <_<
Exactly! That's why people are so shocked that the Livid Farm actually works that they overlook the fact that it sucks.
OMG, I just figured out Jagex:
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of their updates by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Jagex's success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws
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I think that's more than enough H2G2 pics. The Vogons are a bureaucratic race much akin to red-tape government not tech support of any kind. I dont get the joke
That's the joke. Jagex has become so bogged down, bureaucratic, has so many different teams, etc. that their product is suffering.
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Now available from the Jagex store, your very own Mod Mark Gerhard action figure!!!
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"Who cares if they can't log in. Keep charging them!"
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Jagex here guarding against DDoS attacks.
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Swedishboy: The hitchhiker's guide to galaxy.
Oh lol i thought i was a picture of Jagexs custom support workers. :unsure:
Here's your Customer Support:
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[/hide]Laughed so hard. :mrgreen:
And for Dire, may I present Jagex's new and highly antipated bot detection system.
She's ready, willing, and able to stamp the "banned" forms in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters
Best quote-chain in this forums I have ever seen. Honestly.
Mod Emilee here busy answering questions on the forums:
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[/hide]LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHA...Mod Emilee is a hottie <3: . But looks won't get you everywhere, gurl!
So true, so true. And if anyone banhammers this...! Btw, the dolphins are the coolest though in that movie. "So long and thanks for all the fish" :)
Here we have Mod Mark (head of content, not G) and Mod Nancy discussing the next penguin quest.
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Are we done filling this topic with inane pictures?
What else are we gonna do?
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I just realized that we're probably going to want a towel at all times after this (points to spilled coffee). Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy actually helps irl!
So which Mod spilled his coffee on the servers and broke the game?
Also, MMG explaining to some moderators exactly why banning bots isn't a good idea financially.
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Swedishboy: The hitchhiker's guide to galaxy.
Oh lol i thought i was a picture of Jagexs custom support workers. :unsure:
Here's your Customer Support:
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[/hide]Laughed so hard. :mrgreen:
And for Dire, may I present Jagex's new and highly antipated bot detection system.
She's ready, willing, and able to stamp the "banned" forms in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters
Best quote-chain in this forums I have ever seen. Honestly.
Mod Emilee here busy answering questions on the forums:
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Swedishboy: The hitchhiker's guide to galaxy.
Oh lol i thought i was a picture of Jagexs custom support workers. :unsure:
Here's your Customer Support:
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[/hide]Laughed so hard. :mrgreen:
And for Dire, may I present Jagex's new and highly antipated bot detection system.
She's ready, willing, and able to stamp the "banned" forms in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters
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With RS being down how will all the bots get stuff to sell for GP to sell for real world cash to pay the Chinese laborers their 45 cents a day?
-Bows- It better not be. If this is because of clans I'm gonna burn that mother down!
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Swedishboy: The hitchhiker's guide to galaxy.
Oh lol i thought i was a picture of Jagexs custom support workers. :unsure:
Here's your Customer Support:
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Yes Swedishboy, it's H2G2. I've long held the belief that Jagex has been taken over by Vogons.
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Don't worry, Jagex is on it. I even have a picture of them working on fixing the problem, see?
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It's the same thing, apparently, at Pest Control as well. :rolleyes:
It's the same in many other minigames or diversion areas. Makes you almost want to leave entirely, eh?
I'm going to play my backlog of games and won't log on much except to check on updates. I've pretty much exhausted what I want to do. Too much to hope that Jagex will fix this problem within the year.
What I'd like is for Jagex to just step up, this once, and be honest with their customers.
Just once.
Wow, you must have a real sense of humor. ;)
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The main problem with Livid is that it, like Grinding, degradeable armor you fix at POH, etc. is that they use the same mechanics over and over and over and over ad nauseum. They're doesn't seem to be an original idea left over there.
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I've been waits *years* since Construction was released for some other God stuff in the Chapel in my POH, but here we are, many moons later, still stuck with the same 3 + Bob...
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Let's be honest here. Jagex isn't fighting bots. They don't care. They just want to pump out content, milk the game for everything that it's worth, and move on. They know this game slowing down. They know it's got a shelf life and sooner, rather than later, it'll be over. Whenever you hear Jagex start talking about a new game of theirs, you can be sure RS is gonna be dead 3 months after.
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But they can't tell the guys who are botting firemaking? The ones that follow me in a line because I'm lighting fires where they were coded to do it?
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I believe it's called "lip service."
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Oh good. More focus on the clans. I guess they were feeling a bit neglected... <_<
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wow, Jagex is actually doing something about the mass bot problem? :shock:
Only by accident ... :rolleyes:
I actually got in trouble today. Apparently calling someone a "botter" is racist. You not have to call them a "botta."
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The thing is, Jagex has pretty much sold their core values down the river for some cash. It's really been downhill since MMG took over. I personally think they're trying to squeeze out every penny they can out of it before they leave to die on the side of a road.
April 11th, 2011
in General Discussion
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I don't remember, I think it was Nomad, but right after they released a quest last year the game crashed. I don't remember which quest. Everything else worked, just not the game.