Leiana

Oh Chi you poor thing. Bon, skip anti deppresants and stimulants (no pills) and do as you please :thumbsup: Those who think they'll miss me might want to say goodbye before this all happens. Trust me, you'll all like the new medic more than you like me. (OOC: I'm not quitting Space, I just want Lee terminated and a better female medic takes her place. I'm still playing but as a new crew member)

But the question is: Will I die if I do that? Honestly. The sooner I die the faster you guys get a new medic who isn't suicidal, not afraid of using a gun, quiet/ shy, doesn't speak often unless if she thinks it's ok to speak, does what she's told, and if she's not doing anything she'll sit and look lost. Who wouldn't like a nicer medic like as described?

Faust and Ross, no, i don't need a therapist or a phsyciatrist. I've just had my fair share of gore in movies, thats all. Chi, still the idea isn't a good one. It's best if I, lee, do die a horrible death that is not some terminal illness. Mask, squick? I think you mean sick. To an ogre (named Shrek), eye jelly is apperantly quiet good on toast.

Wouldn't it be better if someone tears out my throat while i was talking, my heart then cut out and eaten in front of my eyes? Or my eyes turned into jelly and spread on bonebread toast? And my skin becomes a new coat for someone? How about my organs removed from me while I'm alive (I got this idea from Braveheart) and then turned into stew? (As anyone can see, I have odd ideas of how I can die)

Faust, no hitting me with the albatros. Chi, the birthday situation isn't the best idea you've had. My birthday isn't until June 22. That's is 88 days away. I honestly think that it'd be easyier if I was replaced after an epicly grusome death of some sort. Besides I think everyone would like a quieter, less annoying fifteen year old who coincidently has the same birthday. And she isn't prone to suicidal thoughts, nor does she have any hopes of getting a boyfriend. Doesn't that sound so much better?

Hahahahaha, Mask, I don't take pills. I repeat: I. Don't. Take. Pills. Plus, Don't call me cheif. And honestly, if I attempted suicide I'll be back in a few minutes because the "god" Archi won't let me die. I'm talking full out Murder. If anyone hates me so much (Nero, someone) now's the chance to gruesomely have me die. Tourture me if you please. Or hire someone to kill me. I can't hire someone to kill myself because then I can't pay them afterwards.

Alright if I don't die sometime in the next twentyfour hours of some thing that'll cause a pernament death, someone kill me please. :D Trust me, my death will be the most helpful action I'll ever take. :D

:P Sorry Captain. I'm surprised I'm not dead yet. Someone may have to kill me.

Umm, I hope you do understand that I've never played kingmaker.

No Comprende!!!!! I Don't understand!

Huh? Define Seluphar please.

You've been a good friend chi. (Archi, please kill Lee. She's a really boring tempermental spaz. I'd love to start a nicer and quieter character that won't be ruined by children under the age of 13)

No Chi, I never hated you. Mind you, when you live with three young children for most of your life, the anger is accidently taken out on someone else. I'm sorry.

Mask, you are qualified. Its easy as saying supercalafragilisticispyaladoshus. Except when the crew is being attacked by zombies, when everyone gets hurt every two seconds (aka what was going on when I joined) /Archi, please make Lee die a horrible death\

This goes to show that even the Captain and SI hates me.....wouldn't it just be easier on everyone that I die a really horrible and painful death and a new medic takes my place after Mask becomes the new cheif medic? (Answer: yes, lee, it is easier if that happens.*kills lee with her own thought bowstaff*)

*raises an eyebrow* The captain just doesn't understand. An English teacher beat me for the "cracks fingers" instead of "snaps fingers" thing. Another reason why I hate English more than any other subject. TOO MANY RULES IN ENGLISH TO REMEMBER!! I bet the captain is just trying to nicely hint off that I'm among the most annoying in the crew. (Just be happy you all don't know Salem, trust me, even though she kicks terminator butt she's more hot-headed, snappy, *****y, and, ugh why do i bother to mention this, womanish. I, Lee, on the other hand, am annoying and I act childish every now and again...but don't we all act like that?) Oh and must I remind Captain Faust that it was HIS idea to have me hired in the first place?

*raises hand* First of all, its "snapped fingers" not "cracked fingers" I thought a captain would know that difference. Second: Cryptogram? Alrighty, I didn't know cryptograms included something as simple as that. Honestly. The code I use is pretty much the easyest to learn and decipher. BY THE WAY: I figured out how to solve the witch tegan riddle I posted awhile back. The Riddle: Witch Tegan has a pot And she cooks children in it. The names of the children are: Mato, Toto, Jini, Jito, Freni, Brini, Zani, Soto, Pikani, Sunik, Rani, Roto And the last one has a gift. The frog times the children, Two worms time them both, Two flies time the worms; Now, now, how many things are in Tegan's pot? How to solve: Alright, there is thirteen children (13). So, the frog times the children: one frog per child, so that means there are thirteen frogs as well (+13). Now here is where everyone messes up: two worms times them both. It actually means one worm per what was already in there! So 13 children and 13 frogs and one worm per frog or child, means there are twenty-six worms all together (+26). Two flies times the worms, so twenty-six times two= fifty-two flies all together (+52). In this sense, gift ACTUALLY refers to an ability, not a present (which compleatly threw some [Archi] of us off). Definitions of "Gift": 1. Something given voluntarily without payment in return, as to show favor toward someone, honor an occasion, or make a gesture of assistance; present. 2. the act of giving. 3. something bestowed or acquired without any particular effort by the recipient or without its being earned: Those extra points he got in the game were a total gift. 4. a special ability or capacity; natural endowment; talent: the gift of saying the right thing at the right time. SO now let's add the numbers: 13 Children + 13 Frogs + 26 Worms + 52 Flies = 104 things in witch Tegan's pot. But for some dumb reason, if one decides to count Tegan, that makes 105, HOWEVER there's a hidden fact about tegan that even I don't understand: She ate a crow. WTH? That would've been helpful if it was mentioned! Now it makes alot more sense in my opinion. -Lee out

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Medical school isn't a waste. Someone has to make sure that people don't die. And Mask has a brother?????? Mind reading? Seriously? Apearrantly the captain has no idea of what I'm hiding...and to tell the truth...If anyone knew what I was hiding...things wont go well after that... Jg uifz uibu Hbwsjmm jt nz cspuifs things may go terribly wrong... and no, what looks like mumbo jumbo is actually in a code. Good luck breaking it. If any off the crew manages to decypher the code, a) Shoot me a message, no not with a gun and b) DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!!!!!!! Please! -Lee

To the journal of the young medic Lee, So Bonsai either knows how to forge handwriting or a ghost is taking over my body and causing notes to appear. Thinking back to old issues regarding myself and other crew members.... Faust- Managed to anger him...didn't really end well... he broke the door to my room, and a few other things happened that I dont want to write about... Chi- God knows how many issues I've gotten in with him... from the fact I had to "kill" him to some disease causing him to kiss me... lets just say that there is an ever growing rivalry similar to a sibling rivalry. Theros- I don't really know him to well... Drake- a few issues here and there... I believe he was the one who threw things at me when i was playing with my ocarina... Jeremiah- I probably managed to annoy him but he really hasn't done much to punish me or hurt me... Dmitri- He's a mysterious person... I dont think I've gotten on his bad side yet... need more info on him... Earth- nice guy... Not annoying like Chi Nero- I don't know him too well... not the smartest person I know Gavrill- Rocco- Never met him... I heard he was a drunkie Jen- I really wish I could have met her... She sounds like an awsome person...but she, uh, doesn't seem to like the crew anymore... and she's dead i think? Echo- .............. Mask- Really nice guy, and he hasn't tried to kill/maim/harm me and I don't think I've ticked him off yet Frank- Hated him for awhile, but in the end we made a truce and things have been fine since As anyone can see I left it blank after Gavrill's name... I have a reason behind that...and unless some people decide to interiogate me I won't spill the beans. People can guess all they want, I won't tell unless if it's necessary to the survival of the crew. Lee signing off.

To the Journal of the young medic Lee, Great, now Bonsai is also writing in my journal. Thanks alot Chi. But in otherwords, consider Aiden dead and me now just hiding my emotions. I'm alone on the Boulavard of Broken Dreams. Lee out

(If someone ever has a complaint about something I did, PM me) To the Journal of the Young Medic Lee, Well that was rude of Chi to write in my journal like that. He makes me sound like I did that on perpous. I was trying to save his life. And a first grader would impale themselves instead of helping. Have I impaled myself? Nope! Have I saved Chi's life a bunch of times? Yep! Who knows what Rocco and Jen could've done......I don't even want to know. *laughs* Just thought of something that I think is hilarious. Imagine Chi singing the Pirate King song from Pirates of Penzance. Isn't that funny? And Have Faust sing I'm the Very Model Of A Modern Major General, also from Pirates of Penzance. That's hilarious right? NO! Better yet have Faust sing the Pirate King Song and have Chi sing I'm the Very Model of a Modern Major General! *laughs harder* God, I'm not going to hear the end of that. Oooo, have them both sing together in a duet, both songs. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! I'm going to be in so much trouble. Lee Signing Off PS: The Pirate King and I'm the Very Model of a Modern Major General songs: I get it, I'm dead. :D :P

To the journal of the young Medic Lee, Stole Chi's Diary. This is what he had to say about me: Next on the list of crazy personell is Lee, our 15 year-old scene girl of a medic, she's watched way to much anime and how she could have passed the medical exam is beyond me. First off, I'm not crazy. I just tend to break down after seeing a puzzle that makes no sense. As for the too much anime, he's partially correct. It's more of all night marathons of Kim Possible and watching Kim Possible: A Stich in Time. In fact for a few days after I graduated medical school, I just sat and watched Kim Possible. Chi, if you ever get ahold of this journal and read the fact that I stole yours, I kept a personal record of things I've stolen and then returned. Thats how I got ahold of information (records of people that needed to be treated while I was in medical school, I've never cheated on a test, check my record! I took the final exam 5 times and got a perfect score all five times, I even varied my open response and essay answers) I wasn't allowed to know in medical school. I steal it, read it over, and put it back exactly where it was before they knew what was missing. I've never been caught. However, I'm no genius, so I can't hack a computer. :P How I reached Medical school at a young age: Simple. My parents, while I still had them, allowed a scientist enhance my brain with something that enhanced my learning ability. I turned three and was sent to the first grade, as part of a test the scientist wanted to do. I was awfully smart for the first grade. I wasn't allowed to have friends, I was only allowed to do work for school. Basicly no life. I finished the first grade requirement within four months, so they started me with the second grade stuff. I lost my parents during the second "term." I had figured that 1 normal school year equaled 4 months to me. So I nicknamed it a term. In one year I had finished 3 terms. So: 1 normal school year = 1 term, 3 terms = 1 full year. By the time I finished term 3, I turned 4. So: term 3= 4 years old, term 6= 5 years old, term 9= 6 years old, and term 12= 7 years old. I finished normal schooling in 4 years, proving my enhanced brain actually worked. After that, I joined medical school, and they sent me to learn at different schools across the world. I also took a independant study on space because I wanted to be a medic in space, working on a ship (I got to watch a show and a bunch of movies that were part of this series called Star Trek which inspired my proffesion). However, space is not my strongpoint in the world of knowledge. So thats pretty much how I got here, working as the cheif medic on the ISS Unity. Chi, if you still don't believe me, check out my schooling record. :P Certified legal medic, permission granted to work in space, hireable, and other happy crap that proves I have done everythinng I needed to do. Hopefully I get to keep my job past my 16th birthday, on June 22. Note to self: Gavrill.......do I know him? Everytime I here his name I get a serious case of Deja Vu. I keep seeing the same thing: people screaming, someone begging not to have me killed, an agreement to the request, and then the person who begged gets killed. Could this be part of my memory I had forgotten? I wonder if I can get Chi (He's the chief scientist right? Hello, I'm a medic not a science expert! I have no clue how) to do a DNA comparison of Gavrill's DNA to mine, assuming that there is a sample of his DNA.....that might help unlock the mystery of Gavrill abit. Lee signing off.

To the journal of the young medic Lee, Stubborn=bad. Handspring cartwheel combo=bad w/broken arm. Colorful language=bad. Broken ocarina=bad w/tears. Mortal Kombat Fight against Faust=BAD W/DEATH. Faust as Captain= Oh no, better not tick him off. Broken arm= prevents me from doing alot w/ nanites injected into me. Nanites= ???????????. Chi= idiot. Food rations for self cut down to a piece of bread per meal= lets see what happens. Lee signing off

:D I like this story. I think it's pretty good. Keep working on it please! Also, thanks to you, you got rid of my writers block with a crossover fanfiction, which is also going to be on my blog. LynxofAlamer, creator of the Simply Geeky blog.