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Trying to draw a logo for the Harpies. Trying to find a simple way to fuse claws and feathers. I suck.

Technically, that is what harpies are. In fact, I wonder if there are such a thing as male harpies in mythology.

It's the breakfast of champions. You Harpys have good taste in drinks. :thumbsup: You wish to join the winged fold? All the drinks you want. Mind you, we usually kidnap people and make them harpies. It's amazing to see one giving a voluntary offer. :P

Grats on 99 humping.

I'm drooling at the wings... I hope to see the angelic wings too when the update comes; hope it isn't a recoloured version of corruption's.

Banned for implying they are relevant through *all* of December. They should stay in the week leading up to it, not take up all the air time that good shows use. Worse when Christmas shows/movies still show up after Christmas.

Banned for making it sound like X-mas movies are automatically relevant once it's December.

Penises? You quoted that from LOTPW right? EDIT: Oops, misread it. Mistooken "Ambler" and my own name. Derp.

Read the list over; we made that warning (directly and indirectly) at least 3-4 times. :P (click the signature)

Banned for not taking into account that, unlike Killer, the Grinch's heart grows 3 sizes by the end of the movies he was in.

You were hit by a severe blast of radiation while attempting a spell, unaware that spell produces uranium and enhances its power a thousand fold.

HF: -80: In his life, Steven Irwin managed to tame all but two creatures: Sting rays and Harpies. You know the sting ray story but when he tried to tame a harpy, that harpy tamed him back. *hint* *hint* -81: The iceberg in Titanic was actually the plotting of both two harpies who overheard claims of an unsinkable ship; they accepted the challenge and won. -82: Harpies have two different interpretations of "spreadsheets": non-xp wasting and bunyip-related memes. If you expected a dirty joke out of the last one, get your mind out of the gut- oh wait, you're harpies (or unfortunate soon-to-be-harpies, Google included).

HF25: Harpy timelords think regenerating is reliving puberty, mid-life crisis, and an identity crisis all at once. HF31: 90% chance you're freshing this just to read to the facts over and over instead of clicking the link for the whole list. HF35: Harpies and Lamias are known for making sex games out of the idiotic adventurers and slayers they come across.

Most of them are creepers. Avoid them all (except Killer because it's too late for us).

Considering the things on this thread, there is a good reason. Optimist would say 1% of Tip.It is brave/ballsy/etc.

Plz stop mentally scarring me. :unsure: Yet you post on this thread. A little contradictory since this thread has made children fear harpies more than IT.

You likely wouldn't believe this, Zaap. This too.

6 Enlightened Ideas Brought To You By Evil Empires. I love Cracked' writing style more than the info I get sometimes.

Read #2 on that list? I loved that one due to the political inconveniences.

Never heard of 5 guys. Also, this is good read: The 6 Most Terrifying Historical Car Races

Never liked them. Just couldn't get into them for some reason.

That is how I typically see most "good deeds" and "acts of kindness" a lot of the time when somebody is preaching to me. When someone does a good thing expecting benefit (like volunteering to add to their record for future opportunities or "feeling good"), I cannot see it as being legitimately kind. In fact, I wonder if the reward/incentive to be kind/nice/etc was removed? In a way, being a little selfish to an extent is beneficial to society whether people like it or not.

I don't like either of those foods for some reason. Weird taste and the texture alone is why I don't like a food usually.

Harpies by harpying.

Banned for being confused with who's opinion I am allying myself with. It was Killer, of course.