Kirschen

Banned because I am justifying my attitude.

When they make a sign "will save people for food", they will secretly try to endanger the lives or nearby citizens.

Odd, you're one of the last people I expect to be a fan of things like gore and other nightmarish things. Sucks about the hand pain though.

When the superhero brings the house down on themselves, they become homeless.

And I could be making pizza bagels. But pizza rolls accept zero substitute.

When the hamster gets lost, it goes down into the forest and joins the Wilderness Critters Mafia.

When it dreams about travel, it leaves its cage to find information on it.

Logic need not apply for this game, and I will show you soon. For anyone who's read the titular children's book, you will remember that a child giving the mouse a cookie set off a chain reaction of events that I have long forgotten. In this game, we toss out any logic that would intervene, slap on a PG-13 rating, and proceed to warp the fabric of reality. Here is an example: Post 1: When you give a mouse a cookie, it will want more. Post 2: When the mouse wants more, it gets greedy. Post 3: When the mouse gets greedy, it heads to the Stock Exchange. Post 4: When it heads to the Stock Exchange, it tries to get rich. Post 5: When it tries to get rich, it ends up getting into the dark world of inside trading. Post 6: When it gets into the dark world of inside trading, the mouse makes many "friends". Get the gist of it? Good. Now let's start. When you give a hamster sunflower seeds, it will want to ride on its wheel.

Banned because I am annoyed a lot of my things are breaking.

I feel the craving for pizza rolls. Thanks a lot. >_>

Oh. Kinda weird you sorta guessed what area of the U.S. I lived in. Nice deduction. Pizza rolls are the ultimate snack. Tastes like a pizza but without a lengthy cook time, sharing isn't required, great finger food. It's the perfect snack. Alg, you should make pizza bagels as well.

I do know grammar, Mere. It's just that I am way more lenient online since nobody gives two damns as much aside from members of the Grammar Gestapo, also part due to being somewhat of a space case. @Alg: You can also buy them if you're lazy to follow Mere's style.

Southern as in figuratively or literally?

So my ear buds, and the backup ones I have, are both broke. Should have got backups for my backups. EDIT: Pizza rolls? [bleep] yes. Those things are awesome.

I tried them once. I found them disgusting. And that was before I found out how they were made.

Cut them up and use toothpicks? Or was that solely meant for Cow.

And I thought I was a weirdo in my class. He took the cake and smashed it into someone's face. Good reminder for why I got rid of my FB account.

I make up for that with other... methods. :3 I can sorta justify my latter reason for disliking messy food since I multi-task my eating with other things frequently.

I am not fond of foods that over-do it or are too messy to touch.

I also never ate a burger.

Neither have I.

It's a surgery, not a Fourth of July party. If that was the case though, charcoal or propane?

May your surgery be well-done.

It's not just their crayons. Even their colored pencils and other products suck mcnuts. Wish I was classy and rich enough for prismacolor, but those colored pencils are ungodly expensive. A nicely-sized box of those things cost just as much as a regular-sized Nintendo DSi last I checked. Of course, their colors are orgasmic.

Terrible, terrible art product. All you need to know.