Kirschen

Banned because it is quite massive in word (and letter) count compared to most others on the forum. My name is actually pretty tame.

And if it's in the fanfic, does the person get very good prosthetics?

This avatar (Asuka Langely) or Adorable!Crobat... deciding on a new avatar.

And people tend to think I am on some sort of substances...

And when it ends up on the internet, it gets mistaken for a new religion.

When people start questioning his existence, people resort to wild mass guessing to fill in the blanks.

Yet to click on that link, so you guys come off as being weird to me.

I feel like an idiot for buying a 3DS now. At least the 2DS looks ugly and boring.

Aren't all Pokehacks insane?

Yeah. In Platinum, after unlocking National, you have to talk to Oak in the Pal Park and then again at Eterna to trigger their roaming encounters. Granted, HG/SS is easier than Platinum due to lack of jerkbirds running off, but still...

bimd we had to open the pokedex to see latias'/latios' location or use the pokegear for entei/raikou poketch is ezpz :( I liked how the Poketch meant no wasting time menu opening, except 1) you didn't know which specific legendary was in that area and 2) there were FIVE of those Catch-Rate-Of-3-[wagon] running around.

*is glad that I caught a shiny Pokemon that has self-destruct in its level-up set before it could learn it at that point*

[bleep] roaming Pokemon. Especially when it's on Pokemon Platinum.

Took me a good five minutes to open the cap on this mouthwash due to their desire to childproof things. Does that make me a manchild?

I usually figure you'd be a brunette, or possibly a redhead. My bet is on the former unless you have a thing for hair dye.

Duck

Lick

Sock

Okay. I'll bring the popcorn and such. Also, four-cheese hot pockets. Yum.

You're officially not allowed into my home. Am I allowed in, assuming I bring a variety of snacking treats as tokens of friendship combined with entertainment? On a serious note, that ant thing is a bit too sadistic, even by my tastes.

Coca.

Or drop tactical nukes.

I do remember there was a mini-Harpy's Pet Dragon by that name. Anyways, how is Divination?

[spoiler=Oops profanity] Amen. It sucks I can't aim worth a damn with the wasp-killing spray, meaning there is a fifty-fifty chance I either kill it or flee to the next room.

Also, add wasps to the list. Those [bleep]ing jerkasses stung me at least once a year as a kid.