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Maybe I will work on Episode 3 then at least. I just wanted to know if you're continuing Crystal still. I got some ammo to work with still given weird interpretations are my forte, some bordering on crack.

I wonder if I should continue my Moemon blog given I think people assume I am a cheap copy of Alg who sucks at being funny. Or maybe I should just show more of the moemon and shut up save for some key words.

Banned because I just learned the clothing items in X/Y are apparently expensive. I am so going to end up broke throughout the game. [spoiler= I will leave the pic of the final evo in the spoiler tag (in link form) just for giggles] http://31.media.tumblr.com/abd50882d83d06093aaac7b919eb9937/tumblr_muef4nHFRi1r8sc3ro1_500.jpg

Banned because its final evo would resist both of Emboar's STABs.

Want me to pm an image to you? I could do it. Banned because you are likely tempted. EDIT: [Harpy] you, DVD.

Banned because I have thanks to those leakers. I bet you don't want me to tell you though because you wanna find it yourself I guess. I am picking Froakie though.

Banned because I am a friend to all living things. That is, if the living things in question are my pets.

You get scorched alive attempting to bring a Muffin Factory to life as a sentient mecha. It makes sense in context.

... Oops. Err, yeah. Banned for making me look like a fool single-handedly. I didn't need your help for that! Wait, that came out wrong!

Banned for causing a paradox that causes the extinction of all robots, bother killer and cute.

You decided to engage in the pastime of hiking. Unfortunately, being unaware you bought a dated (and poorly translated) guide book, several things went awry. First of all, you get bitten by several serpents and use the wrong antidote each time, then run into five hives of angry hornets without the knowledge of it due to the book's lack of information, piss off several crazy hunters, and then succumb after an unfortunate counter with Poison Ivy. Mother Nature is a jerkass.

Three reasons as to why I liked 2006 in spite of the middling graphics: 1) I could focus on my friends and interacting with them and not get looked down upon for not focusing on the more ambitious aspects such as reaching level 99 stats and everything. I could basically focus on doing things without a care in the world and still have plenty to do. Given Skillcapes were a recent concept at the time, it did give me some ideas of what to do still. 2) The metagame was not firmly established at the time. I am not anti-metagame by any means, but I wasn't really enjoying discussing goals and achievements with others later in my RS life on account of hearing too much of how they were going to achieve their desired objectives and not so much as why. I simply kept hearing too much of the same damn thing over and over. 3) Jagex was, in my opinion, had their standards on a higher level than the abysmal level it is currently at (read: low). They weren't prone to missing dates and pushing them back and a certain group didn't buy them from Andrew and Paul. I will admit that 2006 did have its faults and some left more to be desired. Overall, I found 2006 one of my favorite years to play Runescape with the only regret being that I wasn't a Tip.Iter at the time.

I am now paralyzed from the waist down thanks to the fact I used both hands to scratch my back.

Banned because it was meant to emphasize on my ditziness and tendency to eat as my "thinking cap".

Banned for not considering you could apply a ban to his rear end for ditching us for the umpteenth time.

Crap, I forgot about Hawlucha. I may use Greninja/Charizard (Mega)/Aegislash/Hawlucha/Heliolisk/Flogres (or a usable fairy).

Oh, I heard Clauncher evolves into Clawitzer if it levels up while knowing Crabhammer and Skrelp is apparently the same but with Camouflage.

So far, half of mine is appearing to be Greninja/Charizard (X Mega)/Aegislash. The other 3 are still being decided at the moment, but it's likely I will add a Fairy, Electric, and Grass type to the arsenal. So maybe Florges/Helioisk/Trevenant. Greninja, X-Zard, Aegislash, Florges, Helioisk, and Trevenant seems my planned team, but changing is likely given Kalos Dex's massive size. I might as well experiment a bit.

So Mewtwo does show up in the game normally? Also, the E4 + Champion was leaked yesterday. Drasna is my favorite of the four for that ridiculously serene look on her face.

I'll think about it.

Episode 2 says Bonjour!

The votes have been tallied (with three votes, it didn’t take very long) and the starter has been chosen! Before I can go off and explore the world and all of its adorable moemon, it appeared I had to engage in being a courier for a day (or half of a day). However, rejoice, the adventure has just begun! Now I present you all (an earlier than I expected) Episode 2! [spoiler= Episode 2: Delivery Service with a Smile!] So after what appeared to be over a day, I reached for the first Poke Ball was bestowed with the magnificently adorable Bulbasaur. Let’s assess the goods! Her name is Clara and, like many of her kind, she wishes to one day evolve further and become a powerful Venusaur like her ancestors. Beneath that cute and gentle smile lies a stern personality with an iron will that makes even the pluckiest of people look like wimps in comparison. Now that’s covered, here comes the part in my plan where me and Clara make a speedy escape, laughing at Oak along the- Damn! Another point goes to the Oaks this time! At 2-0, I should really even out this score. A battle in a mad scientist’s laboratory! Just what I always dreamed of! Shame it wasn’t Oak because a victory usually results in the destruction of the base in other media! OH MY ARCEUS, LOOK AT THAT BULB AND THOSE TRAILING HAIR THINGIES! SHE IS SO CUUUUUTE- Oh, I forgot we have a fanny pack-wearing jerkass to defeat! After several minutes or what probably may have been the cutest battle I ever witnessed, Clara pulled through and came out on top! She is such a trooper! And with victory came vast amounts of spoils from riches to EXP! It’s good to be a winner! Ahahaha! So how does it feel, Luigi? No matter what game you’re in, even if it is a hack, you’re always going to play second fiddle! With the score at 2-1, a comeback is in the works! What a sore loser. He loses and he decides to beat up little cosplaying monster girls as a coping mechanism. What a dick! Anywaaays, now that scuffle was settled, me and Clara continued to set out towards the great unknown. Setting out into Kanto Route 1, it wasn’t long before the two of us mingled with the native fauna. Alas, we lacked a means to befriend a potential aerial ally, but it was likely for the best. Then the fun of exploration and interaction came to an abrupt, crashing halt upon an encounter with a person just as bad as Samuel Oak: a corporate shill! The fact it was out in a quiet, rural route made the appearance of this spokeswoman unexpected and I ended up hearing an earful from what was essentially a living billboard. But I would be a total idiot to ignore free goodies, however! And civilization had been reached at last! Okay, whatever given value of “civilization” that is, given this world runs on enslaving girls in balls and making them engage in combat. Clara and I then proceeded to hit up the city. What a surprise, this world does care for the little things. Neither of us were eager to enter this place though, given it was a hospital and in it contained those creepy white-coated individuals. Ugh… Ahead, we made a discovery of how bad this world was. A frail old man was laid down on the road with a woman supposedly just standing there and watching his agony like some sadist. Just how apathetic can these citizens get?! Alright, I’m giving that woman a piece of my mind! Let’s find out why she would just stand there- Aaaaaaaaaaand there went my sympathy, vaporized into dust particles! Feeling tricked, I took my right foot and applied it to the man’s left side, swiftly and painfully. He totally deserved it! Okay, let’s visit the other parts of this town! With my ability to read a guide on items instincts, I did take a detour to forage for discarded items before continuing further on my trek through the settlement! Free stuff is awesome, even if they are lodged in the corners between trees! And Pokemon Walmart was found! Even though it was ideal to avoid the first of many soulless store chains, the temptation of cheap and convenience was just too much! TOO MUCH! Plus, shopping is fun! Much to my dismay, I had to say “yes”! We could have discussed many, many things such as the deals, the new items, or even how fun it was to kick moody old men on the street! But no, she brings up that man! This gave me an idea! Perhaps I will trash the box for a few minutes, say his grandson attacked and abused me, and then proceed to make haste knowing I threw a monkey wrench into his plans! There is no way this plan can backfire! I didn’t bother taking a screenshot for the return trip; it was a waste of time. Nothing happened. Seriously, ledges can do that thing. I hope you enjoy your ruined gift, Samuel. You won’t get to- wait, BUBBLE WRAP?! YOU PREPARED YOURSELF FOR SUCH AN EVENT?! OH GOD! OH GOD NO! I WAS AN UNWITTING PAWN! I PLANNED TO SABOTAGE THE CONTENTS AND ENJOY YOUR ANGUISH AS KARMA TOOK PLACE, BUT YOU WERE A STEP AHEAD AND NOW YOU HAVE A NEW MEANS TO ENSLAVE ANOTHER GIRL! OAK, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD! I NEVER READ YOUR BOOKS, BUT I CONTEMPLATE ON DOING SO IN THE FUTURE! Wait, that last sentence made absolutely zero sense… 3-1 score, and feel certain even breaking even is looking to be an uphill battle. It appeared Luigi was meant to be the courier, so his grandfather was going to receive the package intact either way. Well played, Oak! Well freaking played! I was soon bestowed several tools for the task I was being dragged into, much to my chagrin. It seems my worst fears were realized. Regardless of what I did, becoming Samuel Oak’s plaything was as inevitable as death itself! 4-1 score, and I am now worried where things are heading. Next time: Cherry and Clara acquire like-minded allies, meet up with an old foe and eventually get lost in the woods, all while scoring imaginary points!

Bulbasaur would have won any- Oh, there went the suspense I tried to build up. Talk about spoiled by the format. Been hyper-excited now that I learned of the gym roster, the e4 + champion for Kalos. I have pics to sort out Episode 2, but too lazy.

Banned because my guess on who the Kalos champion was turned out to be 100% dead on. Yeah, following the leakers.

Banned for carrying more weight, but being unable to use your powers for real.