Kirschen

It's weird he undeniably looked like a guy in Gen II, but hard to tell in Gen IV.

So I went to challenge the Elite Four. With only one fainting (Crobat, nicknamed Squab), I basically made total harpy slaves out of them. Although I am still having trouble telling if Will is a girl or not. Onto Kanto, my next conquest.

This blog... ... fits. This is what we wanted. Harpy takeover! And it's Tuesday to boot.

Need to grind up three more of my mons today (and I love how one of them grinds really, really easily) before I can make slaves out of the Johto Elite Four. Too bad only one of them is female. It's kinda weird all of my team wasn't in the mid 40's range by the time I was at Victory Road. Maybe I took after my B/W style even though SoulSilver doesn't do exp gaining in the way B/W does.

Aw shucks, you're gonna make me blush. I miss Furrlo. :3 Where are they anyway? Oh, I just realized something. Today is my one year anniversary of being TiF.

Why are the only fighting type mons prior to the Johto Elite Four have to be walking suckfests? I am just thinking of getting my current party (one or two of them already know a fighting move), grind my balls off, and just go ahead with it. Then go make Kanto my [bleep]. No problem, Zaaps. EDIT: About the first sentence, I overlooked one mon I didn't try. :3

That feeling where your butterfingers hits the B button on accident in the middle of an evolution. Oops.

But you have to help me troll Johto. Oh wait, I was talking about my Crobat named Squab... (He's the Big Guy of the group). Out of curiosity, how many of you would change your sex IRL if you know you can change back easily with no consequences?

Archer was a disappointment... Ah well. Now to grind my ass off so I can deal with Blackthorn Gym and its resident Tsundere. How joyous.

As harpies, we genetically feel attracted to doing the latter. The former too, for anyone who likes being tortured.

Bubbles: Oh, you weakling. Let's fight. *severely curb stomping his ass* Bubbles: Ha. You are okay for a lame ass. I am just being easy on you. *slaughters his whole team* I like how the dialogue makes him sound like a delusional twit. I like how it reminds me of playing Crystal, but I am aware of the plot and innuendos compared to when I was 12-13. Harpying through Johto like a boss as always. :3

No post in nearly 24 hours? :( So anyways... I just OHK'd Whitney's Miltank a few minutes ago. No joke.

The wall is faced with a crumbling crisis. 55 HP

Speaking of genders, I really do need to get a female mon for my grinding + battle with Whitney because all five of my team members are guys. How did I know easily? I have yet to nickname my mons female harpy names. I am also feeling regrets about giving my rival a ridiculous name. I cannot stop giggling at "Rival Bubbles has challenged you".

It was more annoying than that. It had no price listed, so I asked the clerk nearby to check. When she did, she found it wasn't registered and I felt like "Oh, adios then". Came back, and she did register it, so I was like "Yay" and bought it off the clerk. Honestly, I would've preferred HG, but this will do. I still need to tinker with that Pokewalker. I think they did that to troll people into doing exercise. Defeated Bugsy. Now onto Goldenrod City and to face Whitney in a battle. Did I say battle? I meant getting my ass wrecked wide open by being raped by Miltank in combat, and the damn mon is 100% female species!

Banned because you didn't give him a chance to respond. You should also care because the Nuzlocke challenge is legendary to Pokemon trainers. Many attempt it, most end up dying in the progress. Do you lack respect for such a key thing to the Pokemon gaming community that isn't full of meta-gamer junkies? :3

Banned because I am playing games here when I should do my SS Nuclocke with my Team Harpy.

Now with 10% more brick joke. 53 HP

*smirk* Cherry tapping. 0 HP New wall in 3... 2... and...

Silver attacks the wall in rage because I gave him the name "Bubbles" in my SoulSilver game. 3 HP

I use the Cyndaquil I chose as my starter from the Soul Silver version I bought today to inflict a fatal wound into the wall. 5 HP

Oh my. I didn't expect to stumble across a copy of Soul SIlver at the shop I didn't expect to sell them. Bought the only one there.... and it had a Pokewalker! Hopefully I won't be bored for awhile. EDIT: I am only past the first gym and since I am nicknaming my mons (all named after you guys), yet to have a casualty, and only captured the first thing on a route, I can still do a Nuzlocke. Unlike Black/White I won't feel the predictability as much given I wasn't screwing around in Johto since 2002-2003. If you were curious on my team. - Loki the Quilava. - Alg the Pidgey. - Vezon the Mareep. - Green the Togepi. At least three of them have a Modest nature to boot.

And the mutation begins to set in. 7 HP

The wall blubbers on and slips into a sewer. 9 HP

But his back-alley doctor is readily available! 13 HP