Kirschen

Banned because I believe they need to be elevated to an art form.

Banned for not pointing out Pokemon Rangers are the most annoying trainer class in B/W.

Banned because I curbstomped Dennis's Hydreigon and ended Pokemon Black's main story. Now I can wait for Black 2 to come.

Seems I am more likely going to buy Black 2 instead of White 2 seeing how I am almost done with the main plot of Black (just need to make harpy slaves of Elite Four) and haven't touched White since erasing my game there... Not like it'd take me long knowing I never really had to use my starter much since Driftveil. Is that what Mark and MMG look like...? EDIT: And just made total slaves of Elite Four and Ghetsis. Amazing how easy Hydreigon goes down if you can get a good hit on it. :3

Mystery Dungeon. Still trying to figure out that game since I bought a used one. The quiz made me a Meowth and I know I was about to enter the chapter involving Drowzee kidnapping, which meant my team getting murdered (read: two members).

Banned because it isn't a statue, but a Weeping Angel.

I need to get new pillows...

Was going to get Pokemon Conquest today because I was in the mood for strategy, but chose one of the New Super Mario Bros games instead for Nostalgia's sake... What in the [bleep] were they taking when making this game?

Fired from Meta for not breaking the fourth wall enough.

Banned for thinking you were going to ninja someone but failing in that regard. It's like the assassin sent for the Prime Minister of Canada attacked some mayor in a small town in Ireland instead.

Died by having a Spiny dropped on a you in World 2-3.

Banned because I sense a party going on in FG again.

Playing Black/White again for the first time in a long while since dicking around on Soul Silver. And boy, I forgot how gorgeous the scenery is.

Nex is quite brave to venture into a wretched hive such as this. Ezkaton, let's settle down and have children. Then market them to the underworld as servants for huge profit. Does it sound like a nice idea?

An absurdly high-leveled Chikorita gets the drop on you. Your death occurs an hour later because you were too embarrassed to dial 911 and mention the details.

I do not, unfortunately.

Oh yeah, forgot it is somewhat close. Unfortunately, I didn't pre-order but it isn't a bother to me since not many play it here too. Had to go delete my White file just to do a failed Nuzlocke run (doubt it'd take me long to restart and wreck my way back) given some of the perks to playing W2 involve completing the previous game. Still kinda annoyed I accidentally missed the chance to get a Keldeo at Game Stop when it was going on because I was perfectly capable of at the time...

Banned because he is one. A butt-slappingly awesome one if he changed a few of his habits.

My Quilava showed adoration to me *after* I put the Team Rocket suit on... I think my starter is the Token Evil Teammate.

Banned because that is what I admire about him. The magnificent bastard-like way he is loved by millions despite openly abusing his slave- workers and other ruthless behavior to get what he wants. Of course, you're a total moron to have a base of operations in the shrinking North Pole and think building crap toys still profits. Other than that, he has my thumbs up.

Aside from that one time I chose to dick around to give friends stuff, I haven't returned to Scape in over 60 days so far. No regrets. Even uninstalled Java since I only downloaded it for Scape.

You're only the 53,691,437,121st person to post that here. I find those same people more annoying when they moan/whine about you going around or, if they got their friends into making a line, through them. I am certain fifty million or so haven't mentioned that annoyance yet. I have no idea how long it has been since I mentioned any ire-provoking annoyances lately. Either I mentioned them all, mellowed out, or stopped feeling any sort of irritation. It feels... weird.

Deep robotic evil badguy laughing at something silly. Sock puppeteers.

Greens and Zaaps, you gave me an idea to turn that into a troll fic. One of you pm that paragraph to me (since it was unedited compared to the weird thing I got now), I spruce it up, and we take turns making chapters for awhile before posting it on some site like fanfiction.net. To make it more difficult to tell, we add some advanced language (that we know) and make it as grammatically correct as possible (maybe Vezon can edit). It'll be like My Immortal, but with the implication that the author has multiple personalities and scored high in their English classes. Of course, if we have the gall, we can post it here... no. At least that other site is too incompetent and stupid to tell trolling from legit kinkiness. EDIT: And for the coup de grace, we *still* make Brock's narrator voice sound like Morgan Freeman.

Banned because I keep thinking you're American despite your location saying "Iceland" every time you fanatically talk about guns.