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Ahhh, I seee. What do you make a week like 800-1000$? Raking in the cash. He seems like a complete ass, but then again, personally, anyone who lists off how many people they've bangawanged is 100% less cool in my mind anyways. Call me old fashioned. Can you scale that down so I can make it my siggy? Pls&ty. Also, sidenote, I think the name Ashley is beautiful, but that's just me personally. Also, Emery is a sexy as [bleep] name. So yeah. Random thoughts.

I HATE EATING SO MUCH FOOD AND YET I DO IT [bleep]ING VACATIONS ARE TERRIBLE. UGH.

Honestly, guys aren't necessarily true to eachother (even best friends) about how they feel. So I'd say still go for it and see what happens. You guys don't seem to have the crazy strongest of friendships anyways, so not like you really have anything to lose. :P

Honesty is the best policy, but so is timing.

Just become a stripper obviously easiest money.

To be honest the whole picture thing seems pretty [bleep]ing metaphorical and foreshadowing.

Thought you worked pizza hut and outback musta missed something. Get a job at Starbucks and i'll come get drinks.

Wait so there's only one bathroom for both sexs? Dafuq even. Also super good/interesting video: http://www.ted.com/talks/ken_robinson_says_schools_kill_creativity.html

MSMR is so good. My ex/girlfriend whatever she is, showed me them. Haven't bought any of it yet though. Brb *buys* I feel your sarcasm, Ash. Or is the internet acting up again?

Ring is on a role with the good input. I'd listen to him, honestly. I wouldn't ever condoning lying to him, so if he asks, tell him, but there's no reason to bring it up unless entirely necessarily, at this point at least. Plus, you're head is still unclear so let that settle some as well.

1/10 not even impressed

Fallen in love with the artist Lorde. Her music is perfection.

Solo times?

Does he give free change? Budum ts.

My parents are 5 yrs apart and a few other of my friends parents are 10 yrs apart

Awkward award goes to your mom. The poor guy, getting [kitty] whipped so bad.

Slit slit

10/10 being youngest would recommend

Let's be real politics is shit. Hahah.

Omg want

I now have like 5 friends who watched on that SyFy. I missed out. [bleep]. Also go watch MegaShark vs Giant Octopus. Also so bad-good. But really..? I dunno I feel feminist activism is alot of [bleep]ing as well. Like a guy tries to be chivalrous and opens a door and feminists are all like "Hey [wagon] I can open my own damn door." Like really? Also, kind of my policy to address the following: Guy gets into a bar fight. Punches another guy (who he was fighting with). First guy gets arrested. Meh not a big deal. Guy gets into a bar fight. Punches a girl (who he was fighting with). Guy gets arrested. Everyone flips the [bleep] out because he punched a girl. Women's rights won't ever be the same until that is solved. Soooooo, like yeah go and get high paying jobs etc etc but yeah unless it's ok for me to punch you (by society, not law) then stop trying to say you're the same or "equal" with me. Just my 2cents.

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Also incase you guys were confused I 100% support feminism like a bra.

I dunno feminism is a joke. *whistles* babe nice ass Lol im sorry oops Dick dudes are dicks

You May find this task easier by removing the attractive values lf her from your head by noticing things she does that you don't like. Finding another girl may also help to relieve your sexual tension, though before dling anything you may want to guage just how bad thr situation really is with her ex (your friend). You might luxk iut and he mkght be kkay with it. ([bleep] typing on my phone this is painful to read and typeslrry bout that) Autocorrect pls