FTTW

I've had this one too:

There was something like this at moss giants in a few worlds a while back. Andrew himself made an appearance in world 1 to inform people it was being fixed! :shock: Here's a couple pictures of one of my characters walking inside the walls:

Clan name: The Apocalyptic Clan website: http://www.s10.invisionfree.com/the_apocalyptic Clan leaders: F T T W and Gosusniper60 F2p clan cape: Red P2p clan cape: n/a Number of Members: 61 Average hitpoint and combat level: Average HP: 81 Average Combat: 99 Type of clan (skill or pk): Pk Recent War Record(3): n/a

Hawt, can't wait to see what ST can do in an official! :D

F T T W I was really excited when these came out. I thought everything would be a lot easier! But nope... once again jagex spits in the face of free players.

Dear Players, It's about time that I reveal the truth about us and our company. My real name is Andrew Flower and Paul's name is Alfred, but who cares about him? Anyway, I am in charge of 1-800-Flowers, and all of you have fallen for our latest scam. Runescape is actually called "Flowerscape"(well, now it is). That's right! This is the uprising of the flowers! Levels 100+ might be able to survive, but it's still unlikely. There are giant roses everywhere! Giant daphadills! Giant everything! They shoot pollen! They make you sneeze! Mwahahahahaha!!! WE WILL GIVE YOU ASTHMA! FOREVER!! --Andrew Flower, 1-800-Flowers

Dear Players, After watching a hell of a lot of anime, we have decided tat Runescape doesn't have enough Asian influence on it. Therefore, whenever someone casts a spell, they will shout "HIYUKAN!" -Rock Golems now fill up the whole screen and shoot huge balls of fire while shouting "Help me Asume!" -The cook on Tutorial Island will now ask you "How would you like cook your steak?" -We have added the items "Aincient Scrolls", in which you can summon Dragonball Z characters. -We have added NEW talismans(thank you Jackie Chan Adventures!) that each give you special powers. -We have two new quests. The first of which goes along with the new Farming skill. It is entitled "Fire in the Rice Pattie!". The second new quest is called "Viet-Cong on Karamja". -And last, but not least, new holiday items will include Straw Hats, Princess Mononoke daggers, and Fireworks, among others. Have fun gaming! --Andrew

December 16th, 2001: Dear Players, In light of recent events, we feel it is important to be patriotic within America. And if you're not American, we don't care about you. Whenever you walk into Lumbridge, you will hear the National Anthem. Whenever you walk into Varrock, you will hear "God bless America". Whenever you walk into the barbarian village, you will hear "My Land is Your Land". Thank you. --Andrew

Dear Players, We have changed "Gold Pieces" to "Wampam" because we are trying to promote Native American awareness. That is all. --Andrew

Just for you, baby: Dear Players, We have noticed that many of you have chosen to be wed all across Runescape for many reasons. We respect your decisions and understand the responsibility that being married brings upon a young person(even if you don't). Therefore, we have created a few new emotes such as: "Make Out" "Drunken Whistle" "Strip Tease" "Full Monty" and the ever popular "Take Off All Your Clothes Except for a Sports Bra and Eagerly Wash a '67 Camero" NOTE: These apply to both genders :wink: Although the married life might be wonderful, we still care about our depressed players that just can't seem to get it right(we can relate :( ). So for all of you Bright Eyes fans, we have created a new dungeon on Karamja which includes a number of ways to virtually commit suicide, such as some interactive gallows, a couple cliffs to jump off of, and just POSSIBLY some train tracks! We've also spread out some shotguns along the dungeon, if you favor the fast way out. Those wishing to end their lives on Runescape might want to know that once you die, you are reincarted as whatever we want. We'll get back to you in a few days or so. That's right everyone, WE'RE BUDDHISTS! Oh yeah and anyone wishing to convert to Buddhism, we've added a Buddhist church in Falador below the west bank. --Andrew

Dear Players, Paul and myself have decided to raise the price of membership to $15 per month because our parents are now making us pay for our learner's permits, microwavable pizzas, and ramen noodles. What's next mother? Rent? Not to worry though, with more money comes new advantages over the free players. As most of you know, other than the ranging additions and that pathetic new "dungeon" under Draynor, we've pretty much given no attention to our free players, because they're ungrateful hippie scum who think they can get anything for free. Excuse me, I'm still mad at our parents. I'm so not talking to them for a week. Anyway, we have decided to add a new chapter to the story that is Runescape. This chapter, literally and not, is entitled "Paul and I Totally [bleep] Over All the Free Players By Releasing the Demons of Hell Upon Lumbridge, Draynor, Al Kharid, Falador, Edgeville, and Whatever Those Other Pathetic Towns Are Called". New free players will have a surprise when they arrive on the mainland from Tutorial Island. They will have the task of running to the Lumbridge guide while attempting to dodge a level 200 or so dragon. Oops! We told you to get that Anti-Dragon Shield! Idiots... We have also decided to take away all the mines, yew trees, nature runes, law runes, or anything of similar value to free players, making it virtually impossible to make a profit of any kind. In addition, we have drenched everything in free worlds of Runescape with motor oil, thus, when you set a fire, it spreads. Woops, didn't mean to start a forest fire! Also, whenever you die, you go down 5 combat levels as well as lose all of your possessions. Level 3-7s that die will automatically be banned and mailed a bill for wasting other Runescape players' time and items. We have also made it so that you need a knife and fork to eat any type of fish. NOTE: Jagex has no plans of creating knives and forks. We have also muted all free players. NOW FOR THE MEMBERS UPDATES: Members will be pleasantly surprised that they can use their member items in the free world, but cannot trade them to free players. You are also able to attack any free player anywhere, thus rendering the Wilderness usless, right? Wrong! We have added a new mini-game called "Capture the F2p Bastards". In this mini-game, you will have endless fun using fishing nets to capture free players and drag them in a cage into the wilderness where you hook them up to a crane and slowly lower them into the boiling hot lava. As you read earlier, all free players are muted. But what you didn't know is that all members can say WHATEVER THE [bleep] THEY WANT! WOOT! Alright, Paul and I are about to run to the supermarket to pick up some Uncle Ben's rice bowls. Damn parents. You just wait until I move out of your god damn basement. --Andrew

Here's my list of names: F T T W Salsa Monger 1 2 8 Fox 5 News Wal Rus 145 Is Fat Apoc Banker(for my clan) Hippie Scum King Django Some cool names I've seen: Rapper(try typing this, it's censored for some reason) The Big Joke Great Panda Names I want: Agnostic Pietaster Slacker Aquabat The Upsetter(it wont let me make it for some reason!!)

Aquabats, Go Jimmy Go, Pietasters, Specials, Slackers, Dennis Brown mostly. And some random Opeth hahaha