djscoobsta

im with mod man Rease 8) exept im 9 / 10

There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her midget friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery heck. "Oh my lord!", yelped the little remote control when she poked it with a random stick of wisdom. Out of nowhere, a rabbit appeared, with ninja turtles, and spiderman alone who bit george. Then -spiderman killed himself-, a desparate depressed guy wanted to become a real boy so he could eat strawberry pie, because apple pie was colored like cake in jelly. On another note, the president of communist Duck World was a republican who had a wife that ate 80 chinese kids, who had MSG. This is because his mum got brain cancer from drinking the evil smelly fart potion while listening to Zezima's loser life-story. This caused a N00B-fest straight from Varrock world one after Delrith came, eating genetically modified frogs with smelly butts which stank like a cabbage mixed with tomato and smelly armpits with no friends. Nobody expected to dance in this vile rat infested son of a mother and father with Jerry Lewis. But when everyone jumped on the cart of the furious horse tamer who thought that he was cool, he turned and said to the little girl. "Why must you torment me, because I hate my self and you? Thats ok I like being a transgendered she said. Then she bit me. Then i pushed her into a smelly butt of a fat ogre. My grandma said "I need help with my underpants because they're pretty and bright pink". In the meanwhile, somewhere else on the blue oysterbar, a magical muffin was eating a genatically manipulated spider, but got poisoned! So the muffin got antidote from a wizard named FatJoe, but was tricked by the evil muffin lord of Evil Pastry Lane. "I want to eat the muffin", said the Muffin. So the Muffin ate himself / herself because he was a very hungry and cannibalistic muffin. Having watched this, i just know I had to watch it all through my binoculars which smelled like bobble head dolls with a touch of lavender oil-covered antisocial butterflys with the lack of respect for the king of france and his queen which is dumb and useless and also a lawyer who no one ever known as much sillyness.she got naked, then she started taking pictures of birds in the trees with a camera that cost her twenty dollars at Subway Eat Fresh. But then she lost it and so random dude farted very loud,and blew up the rest of the poisonous lightbulbs that glew in her cherry pie. then she done

YIP AND A PRCIE IF FREE STICK IT IN TITLE AND MORE PPL WILL ORDER YOUR SKILLS IMPROVE THEN U CAN START CHARGING . :lol:

its total including size and height and width nice sig try out different fonts it looks kinda plain and make text biger nice BG tho

ill have one NAME : Djscoobsta SLOGAN : Fear The Noob... (way its spelt and with dots) BG : a guy with full rune (chain) and dragon axe wacking the living daylights out of a dragon (black) thanks

same ????? any way thanks nice skillz

i cna see it now :) very nice 7 / 10

hmmm photobucket has a prob atm :(

hehe u minsterxmans bro :lol: i cna tell its made buy him but :? i dont belive that statement 8)

its a hard skill to master just keep going till it looks right then start on the next little bit.

kewl sigs can ya make me one?? Name:Djscoobsta Quote:Fear The Noob... (as i have spelt it , include dots) Style:Like Blacksamuray's one (Fire) Stats: None Picture:No Thanks

oo well cant find anything and cant be bother going to shop soo Forceape: Kielmccaul75:

BUMP Ill get on to those in about 20 minutes i have just woken up and need breakfast i woke up 2 hrs late im soo hungry

BUMP 8) Im going to make some more exaples 2moro :)

nice sig skillz there gl with shop / selling (i play rsc if i played rs2 i mite of brought one :))

nice for a 1st attempt noffin happening in sky and sun :? ground and flowers look good

its gonna take a hell of alot longer to sell it :P that is true :roll:

save as .gif 8) EDIT : yip its cool ill start using after my oversize sig ban gets lifted.

ok kewl dont rush em try different things out :D more things u know how 2 do more types of BG's ya can do 8)

its pritty cool only 1 color in it tho hmmm :?

nice i have no idea on price cause i make free sigs :D

nice lots of shading needed and its 360 X 163 max size is 300 X 150!! Its too big

ill take one Name : Djscoobsta Slogan : Fear The Noob... (same spelling with dots) Colors : Firey tpye thingy (Blue or Green or Orange) (any one of the 3) Stats : None Thanks

sweet landscape ill be done soon what text u want, what ya want it saying and what size? and slogan yes or no:? If yes i needa now fonts what it says etc.

good luck with shop u after rsc or rs2 gp's ???