Blaze The Movie Fan

Ok, I will shut up about your signature since I'm sure it has gotten annoying by now. I will ban you for something else. Banned for having two 1's in your post count.

Actually, iron is the word I was looking for, since Guile is ironic to gullible. Banned for that.

How the hell did you know? Nah, I'm just kidding, it is obvious that people would guess the forum king. Naive.

Fired from the white house for offending the president of the United States.

Banned for being gullible. Yeah, I made an iron out of your name.

Yep. Well, Vezon Dash since nobody seems to guess you I'll do it. Vezon Dash.

Banned because Christmas was yesterday. And it won't be back in 364 days.

I won't ban you because to be honest, I'm scared since you probably still hate me.

Nope it's me. Sunstars.

Banned for being a Pokémon fan and not agreeing with what I said about your signature. How can you have a signature that rips off a Pokémon?

Banned because I still can't get over the fact that the image in your signature, you know what I think of it so I won't repeat myself.

Banned for posting something totally out of context in the end there that doesn't help your post one bit.

Fired from the bill company for playing with your bills.

Banned for being drunk. Or if you aren't drunk, banned for being smart enough to not drink alcohol. [hide]Before anyone jumps to consultation, no I'm not calling anyone who drinks alcohol an idiot, I mean hell, my father drinks alcohol a lot and he's a very smart guy.[/hide]

Banned for being way too smart. You can cross the line, and you have.

Fired from a coal factory for letting those elves take the coal and give it to Santa who then gives them to the naughty children.

Banned for joining after the Africazhian King was very upset, angry, and extremely offended. We can't allow that. [hide]By the way in case you're wondering that happened in July 47 (yeah a hidden date) 2008.[/hide]

Granted, after realizing that he decides to give the naughty kids nothing at all instead. I wish for a 15-Disc The Amazing Spider-Man Blu-Ray Edition.

Why is it such a big deal? Because I made a mistake thinking you were someone else and almost made a post that made me look stupid. Banned for not realizing that.

Banned because you actually changed the name five times. That IS too much.

Banned for constantly changing your name. Why can't you decide?

Granted, everyone is so happy in 2013 that they can't stop smiling. I wish for an incoherent story. Since this wish is already something bad, I'm not sure how you can mess that up.

Banned for joining today. I wish I could wish you welcome to the commuinty, but I'm not part of this community. (I only stick to the forum games, that's not enough.)

You're fired from the post office for sleeping on your job. While driving the packages, you decided to rest in your car when you were supposed to deliver them. Totally unacceptable.

Come on people, it's not that hard to start the sentence with capital letter and end it with period, that's something we learned in elementary school. Banned because I'm sick of seeing people fail simple English grammar.