Blaze The Movie Fan

Granted, someone inexperienced gives you a massage and it hurts a lot. I don't know what the hell happened to me. I used to be so creative when it came to making wishes. But now I can't think of any new one. Oh, man. I really wish I would start becoming creative again. This is no joke, I have really ran of ideas, so I can't really make a wish without recycling an old one. And we all want creativity in this thread, don't we?

You're fired from the flamethrower factory because someone called the fire department and asked them to exhaust all the fire in the factory. You were the only one at the factory when the fire department arrived, so it has to be you who did it.

Alright then, let's talk about the recent US election. Banned because I honestly don't care about that.

Banned for peeing in public. Don't try to hide it. We have the evidence recorded on tape. Well, blu-ray really.

Blah, blah, blah. Don't care so I'm banning you.

You're fired from the government for keeping up firing people from the same company. I mean seriously, we have been fired from the chocolate factory enough already.

That's not a good reason. AT ALL!!!!! Banned for giving a terrible reason.

Nope, it's me again. Well, at least you didn't guess Randox. Santa Claus.

I'm gonna guess someone who is WAY more likely to come here. Darth Vader.

Banned for comparing me to Indiana Jones. Thanks, man. Thanks for comparing me to my favorite adventurer, that's great.

Banned for putting me into a bad situation that my precious gun can't save me from. Damn.

You're fired from a chocolate factory FOR EATING ALL THE CHOCOLATES!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!??! THAT CHOCOLATE WAS MEANT FOR PAYING CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!

Do I have to tell you why you're banned? No, I don't.

You're fired from the oil company because you don't know jackshit about oil.

Banned because Your Father doesn't approve of this. [Hide]Note I mean Your Father Agel, that's his name. Not literally your dad.[/hide]

Granted, you sleep for eternity. I wish my name BlazeTheMovieFan would become a huge Internet meme. [hide]Finally a new wish. Hopefully I can think of other new ones as well soon. [/hide]

Click here to continue, and click there to discontinue.

*sigh* Do I need to ban you again for that avatar? No, no. I refuse to-No, no. No. I won't- No, no, ah what the hell banned because- NO!!!!!! I mustn't use that reason again. Banned for making me say no so many times.

Who cares? She still isn't coming. You can keep guessing her if you want, but I personally feel like it's a huge waste of time. Naive.

Told me what? I don't get it. Alg is banned for being in the way.

Shouldn't it be clear by now that Randox isn't coming? Devnull.

This avatar is still creeping me out. Could you do me a favor and switch it? Thank you very much. Oh, right, I have to ban you. But I'm not going to instead I'm giving you a puppy. -Hands you a teddy bear.-

Banned for calling me out for being slow.

Banned for double posting. Seriously, you shouldn't double post. It's stupid and annoying. EDIT: This was meant for D_V_Devnull, five posts ago. Wow, that's a HUGE sniping.

Banned because the search function in the threads kinda sucks. It finds some results, but not all of them.