Blaze The Movie Fan

Walls don't have feelings. :rolleyes: I build more. 61 HP.

Dead for dying a dead man.

Granted, you're so clever and witty that you become a scientist nerd. I wish to thank Hakaan for keeping on replying to this thread and keeping it alive. I really appreciate it, man.

I build more walls. 61 HP.

Granted, you learn all the bad things people think of you. I wish my face would be on any REAL US dollar bill. (the fake ones don't count.)

Granted, you become a gambling addict. And since you know exactly what's gonna happen next you get rich in no time. A lot of people wanna beat you up for it. I wish a statue of me would be in every US state.

Granted, you get paid one cent more. I wish the mysterious old man would teleport me to his maze in real life. Then I'd shoot him with my gun after he teleported me there.

Granted, soon you guys run out of food. And since there are no people left who bring you food you die of hunger, therefore ending the human race. I wish for a magical vending machine with endless amount of coca-cola. And I wouldn't need to use coins to use it. All I have to do is to click a bottom.

Banned for having less posts than me DESPITE the fact that I don't even post anywhere other than the forum games. And the posts there don't count.

I have no idea who that is. Is there any movie that has pissed you off? Yes, it's that upcoming Smurfs movie.

Granted, but every time you use the power your head hurts. I wish something incredibly ridiculous would happen to me right now.

Granted, throught is a combination of thought and through, so you have to think through in order to control your computer, which means you have to think A LOT. I wish I had a gun with endless bullets that would magically appear in my pocket every time I look into my pocket, no matter what. Then I'd do a crime, get arrested and kill the guards while in jail. :twisted:

Granted, but now you have problems with sight. Alright, tell me, how does that direct-to-DVD movie turn out? I wish you'd tell me.

Banned for making me feel bad, and also for discouraging me from posting here.

Granted, but you get no reception. I wish Raja Gosnell would be fired from directing the upcoming Smurfs movie, and he would be replaced by a director who gives the upcoming Smurfs movie the respect it deserve.

Banned for being smart enough to not fall for my trap.

Just because it's right doesn't mean I can't ban you for it. After all, aren't we supposed to ban each other for the most ridiculous reasons? Think about it. [hide]I bet you were thinking about it before clicking this tag, don't deny it, you know you were. Banned for thinking about it.[/hide]

Banned for using two present participles in a row.

Granted, all the music on your iPod is crap. I wish movies would STOP coming weeks and months late here in Iceland compared to the US release dates. Seriously, I'm sick of it. <_<

Granted, she's too perfect. She does everything for you, literally everything, and she never sleeps. Even when you tell her to take a nap she just says "No thanks, honey." and as she is more tired you start feeling bad. I wish I could prove that dragons are real. Then I'd prove it to all of the people who considers me a lunatic for believing in dragons and then say "Hah, who is the lunatic now?".

Banned for gaying someone.

Granted, they know you better than you know yourself. You don't understand why. I wish I could rip people's hearts out without killing them. Then I'd freak out hell lot of people. :twisted:

Granted, you become the perfect man and never have any problems ever again. Not only can you solve all your problems easily, you can solve literally EVERYTHING easily, so nothing is challenging anymore. Life soon becomes boring. I wish Tokyo and Japan were two totally different places.

Granted, you ignore all the problems due to your happiness. And then something VERY bad happens to you, you have no idea what to do about it because you're always happy. I wish the number 37 was dividable with more than just 1 and 37.

Banned because neither are you.