Baffler

One day in a little town someone exploded, painfully from their cocoon

You know you have been playing runescape to long when: your belief of the afterlife consists of nothing other than lumbridge. you are asked by someone what youre religion is you answer runescape. you believe that you are invincible as long as you have level 43 pray. steel is mentioned you immediately think of 1 iron and 2 coal. you wonder what number runite is on the periodic table. your excuse for smoking marijuana is that it will level up your herblore. you get angry at the conversion calculator for not including gp. you are scared of travelling to far north. (i didn't bother reading all the pages so i apologise if i have covered topics already put forward by other people)

grumbled with resentment