-you hold a d2h 1 handed in f2p - a large wooden spatula has same attack animation as a 2h, and when examined say "large spatula... of DOOM!" - you don't need to do quest to get boots of lightness -when examining any burnt fish, it says "Opps!" -rubber chicken has stats bonuses of -100 stab and slash, - 50 crush, and -10 strenght, all while weighing 7kg