Saru Inc

wut (task done) hold up:

Yeah, I kept up with it after all lol. I've lost so much $$$ on this boss. Heh. When things like this happen:

The only titles I can think of atm are cliche and boring. She may just have Rheumatoid Arthritis. At age 12. Also, this happened:

That face when: Here's how that happened: When I first started my Araxxor, I sucked. I still suck, very much so. But in the past few days I've increased my kills by %400 (read: I got 4 kills in 12 deaths). So in this round, I had brought so many brews in anticpation of sucking, and then used almost none of them the entire battle. So here comes this acid wave kid, and I simply couldn't eat enough brews. Had I known the spider was that low on health, I'd just stay and shot at him, even if I died. Just for the KC. Edit: THAT FACE WHEN

Recommend you wut? Last night was a bad night to do Araxxi in the first place. My baby sister (12) is at the hospital this weekend to see if she has Lupus... To say I wasn't very focused is an understatement.

I recorded a (failed) attempt. Now P1 was way more bad than usual (I can usually get through P1 sipping 1, maybe 2 doses of brew, and I can do it in about 2 minutes). But P2, unfortunately is par for the course. On a path so many people find relaxing I find very stressful. Anyone feel like watching this and giving advice, besides my choice of music, it'd be much appreciated.

and died 3 more times after that bleeding money at this damn boss. idk what else to do at this point.

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no i [bleep]ing quit araxx after 3 deaths due to her going all [bleep]ing midnight mode right before spawning a mirror back. like srsly [bleep]? [bleep] its not even a legitimate death

8 Araxxi grim task... sigh. Guess I'll give it a try.

Psyching myself up to do Broken Home when I get home from Math. (The challenges for the ring). Was looking through my old puushes, I like this one. From when I maxed.

Look up a few posts at 19 min kill time: here's a 10 min kill time (yes, I know it's 10:57, that counts as 10.) I gambled 1.2m in drops for pets. I don't think I'll do that lol. I need money. Anways - I was feeling good so I went back - started lagging again around p3. Almost died to JIhad, and then i was done in when Araxxi relased the putric acid, and it lagged riiiiight as it landed on me. Rip. Saru's I-Am-Not-Bad-Scoreboard: Araxxor/xi: Deaths: idk 20+ at this point maybe Kills: 3 Nex: Deaths: 5 Kills: 7

Damn dude, that's awful! Let me know if you need a few mil, no strings.

edit: ran back there while aura was good. was set to beat record by a minute. Until, you know, I got those mini dc's. Where the box flutters in the upper left corner then we're all good. Yeah no, we're not all good with the flying mud thing at the end boiling my feet in 2300s. rip araxxi was at 5k lp :| You need to let it hit you once then move. It will do a couple jumps before it tries again. Otherwise, it just keeps following you. Try melee now that you've learned it. Makes the Araxxi part so much simpler. Oh yea, I know. Thanks though. The lag spiked right as it was barreling toward me by the time lag was gone I had gone through a portent death, phoenix necklace and my life :|

Shaved 9 -bleep-'ing minutes off of my previous kill. Far more food to boot. (I ate only 3 rocktails from Yak prior to Araxxi going full mental.) [spoiler=Explicit Language...] edit: ran back there while aura was good. was set to beat record by a minute. Until, you know, I got those mini dc's. Where the box flutters in the upper left corner then we're all good. Yeah no, we're not all good with the flying mud thing at the end boiling my feet in 2300s. rip araxxi was at 5k lp :|

I died 4 times so far. I've also survived 4 times so far. Progress.

sup if you want to stop spamming you can come back to fsc... oh and chill with the James stuff. lmao. it was just getting a bit intense. cmon jagex don't make mta so stupid

7m in an hour. I've had some pretty consistent drops at arma. If only gloves/boots were still 2m.

I'm not sure how one is supposed to switch to revolution in P4 :| I tried right clicking the gear, and just got the stupid "you can't do this in combat."

Agent inspired me to go again to Araxxi, this time taking path 3 instead of path 1 (top - which I usually took. ;) ) I died embarrassingly on my first attempt when I didn't catch a mirrorback before doing snapshot >.<. Second attempt, however: I gambled for Pet.

[spoiler=First Araxxi kill] Agent told me to try this path 3 business. Omg so much easier. I still goofed a bunch, but this time I actually got to loot Araxxi... while taking an even longer time to kill it >.< Focused on the p4 prayer switching, and had I remembered my adren pot I'd have killed it with even more food :D... I mean I didn't even use my phoenix necklaces. It was glorious. Araxxi has been dead for 10 minutes, and I'm just sitting here basking in my end-game noobness. Then his legs started twitching. nope.

I realized I should focus on healing w/ about 7k lp left. THen I was like "idc if I die i spawn 5 feet away" ... 10 minutes later i bring cannon, turn it on, and realized i forgot food/ppots. THat's when I died :P

no one cares lenin, but I appreciate the bump. mfw @ chat

^^mfw @ my question before drop ... Was only a 2m trip, fml.

FSC can't decide, is this a hat or a woman? Pictures by Jagex, drawings by Saru ©. Edit: mfw @ chat lmao. This is literally the best TT i've ever had :| (Fury (T)) :