Saru Inc

No comment on the "i'll own you irl" at the end? I highly doubt the mute was just because saru called them "black'... My friend's name was BlackArch2 ;)

60k to 99 wc Fish next surreal atm

Those nostalgic photos earlier led me to log onto Saruman44, which led someone to asking me why I ever quit it. I replied because it was permanently muted - they asked why, so I showed them: And they're all like "wow you must be mean" so I showed them the exact proof: What proof? [spoiler=Spoiler: nothing bad is actually said :| ] (A lot of these had pointless non related conversation (lol I HOPE it was non related) that I cut out so the pictures wouldn't be as massive.) "Major Offensive language" NOTE THIS WASN'T QUASHED BUT EXPIRED "Account Sharing" Acct sharing: (Looking back through offences - I was never actually in trouble or w/e for that joke in Fally... At the time I thought people would think I was retarded and not take me seriously.) Website advertising: Language offensive (Minor); Offensive language minor ok... so yes, admittedly I was a spammy little kid back in the day. However, I had just gotten tons of barrows drops the day before (I believe??), so I was kind of on a euphoric high.

I love the way NPCs wander off after the attacking player dies.It's like the Kalphite Queen is going "lol gg kid, ima go make a coffee now" Not coffee, book club. [spoiler=Explicit Language]

300k to 99 WC ... I ALSO GOT SILVERHAWK BOOOTS!!! So I've also gotten about... 400k or so agility XP.

what in the actual [bleep] those osrs skills goddamn >.< 10/10/10

Whatttttt??? But with Legacy mode coming out... (I just got a lucky SGS a few weeks ago as well.. I kept) I never, ever thought this day would come: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD In a few hours of woodcutting.. I've gotten about 300k xp, I think.

:) 7k to 99 Craft L. Got what.. ~1.8/1.9m Craft xp in under 2 hours with Enlightenment and d stones

7k to 99 Craft.. and 8k d stones later. Damn. Now working on 99 Cooking.

You and your Barrows luck. If I remember correctly, you gave me some runes at Barrows which got me a Karil's crossbow (7 or 8 years or something ago). And myself and my Green mask luck. (From 05-07, I lost 4-5 green masks - including one that a friend loaned me that I lost when an evil chicken killed me while afk)

that recovery date: Edit: oldest screenshot I have, and the first time the Tip.it community came to know me as "that [wagon]":

My first ever screenshot: (Coincidentally, this was also the time I started to become a sarcastic [wagon]) Saruman44 how you've been ignored

To be honest... I've been playing this game since 2001. I don't think I'll ever not play it. EDIT ALSO DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING LOWC HOW HAVE YOU BEEN. This took me forever to compile: Ranks for 99’s 10,040 to 99 Thieving, 8\20\09 28,623 to 99 Firemaking, 8\23\09 4,224 to 99 Construction, 2\17\10 64,920 to 99 Ranged 7/2/2010 99,155 to 99 Fletching 7/13/2010 98,622 to 99 Hitpoints 8/3/2010 9, 492 to 99 Mining 8/24/2010 8,982 to 99 Agility, 9/23/10 47,890 to 99 Herblore, 5/27/13 118,448 to 99 Magic, 6/14/13 57,321 to 99 Prayer 6/15/13 30,615 to 99 Slayer, 6/23/13 46,778 to 99 Dungeoneering, 7/15/13 37,552 to 99 Summoning, 7/19/13 31,493 to 99 Smithing, 8/17/13 29,871 to 99 Farming, 8/17/13 26,517 to 99 Hunter, 9/7/13 138,502 to 99 Strength, 4/20/14 117,228 to 99 Attack, 4/24/14 Up next: 99 Div 99 RC 99 Craft 99 WC 99 Fish 99 Cook Sometime this week

The only fun part about it is knowing. *Spent the last hour trying to find when the heck I got 99 HP - it was between fletch and mining, but I can't find the date. I don't even think I made a blog post, and none of my pictures still save >.< Making a list of all my 99s for when I max.

In unrelated news, this shit in fact, was not harmless, and instead cost me $1,300. As a result, I am now a nihilist.

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Idk. All i can say is good god this shit is fast. I had 98k bxp left over in Crafting... in a few seconds i'm down from 1.1m to 98, to 800k o.O I just want the afk factor. And Royal bodies caused me to change inven too quickly. Using Enlightenment aura I could probably go from lvl 98-99 in an hour.

i went the [bleep] it route :\

Yeah yeah yeah, I'm trying to decide if I should go the cheap route using the 10k royal dhides I already bought for cheap, or the [bleep] it route buying 15k dstones off rsof for scalp level prices.

Yeah.. I think I may forego the ol' shattered hearts stuff. Only because I've wanted these 99s for so many years, I don't want to just see one level up picture :s. 4 down, 2 to go:

Or Bot1234? Just to see all the rage posts about how all maxers botted to max cape. I just want to know if I can incorporate Divination into Shattered heart and get all in one tick :|

Gasp Saru didn't post a level? So lazy Saru ffs Oh well no time for 97 Fish: Onto 98 Div, then RC, then hopefully Craft will have some Dstones.

Getting so close to that max cape :s