TheRealist

Oh God I guess I only have 2 days to live.

Yeah. Speaking of which, I met a girl who danced with big bird on the show a couple times a few years back. She's asian. I think.

Ugh man. Yesterday I was playing ball outside, nice and sunny, when suddenly I hear some crackling, and I'm like "what the..?" then I feel some hardness hitting me and what the [bleep] it's hailing out of no where. I went inside I was so pissed at the weather. The end.

omg, I KNOW! I kept thinking that after the show, this transvestite unzips out of the big bird costume and goes over to their trailer and begins to watch m.a.s.h., you know, with his bear radar?

It was but big birds suppose to be a nice guy.

Refer back to my ghetto parking idea. Except instead of leaving it unlocked, just leave it there while you go out and hope that it gets spray painted on. =) Hey atleast a pink car with graffiti on it is better than just a pink car. I guess. You know actually nevermind bye.

:lol: I laughed really hard when I read that. But, I'm so sorry you have a crappy car. :( I'm going to tell you a nice little lie so that you may feel better. One day, I was driving my car down the street, listening to some Tool when all of a sudden, I hear this screeching noise, and it was getting louder and louder and louder. I stopped the car and got out to see what was making the noise. Suddenly, without warning, a large bird came swooping down from the sky. It grabbed my car with its talons, and flew away never to be seen again. And I must be emo.

What does ftw mean? :?

Pshh aw thanks guys. :(

You could have atleast lied. =(

I have this really cool car. It's a KIA. It has all sorts of features like air conditioning and windows. Well.. not really. As of right now: If you roll the window down you can't roll it back up unless you get someone to pull it up while you turn the handle. Air conditioning doesn't work - at all. It drinks about a 1/4 quart of oil every other day. As you guessed, the oil leaks. The lights only work for a period of about 3 minutes 30 seconds. After which you must stop and turn off the car, wait a few minutes, turn it back on and then you have 3 1/2 more minutes of headlight usage. Want to open the trunk? Hahahahaha good luck. Various vomit stains. Thanks kids! The car overheats, a lot. Usually you can turn the heat on and it will cool it down but see problem #2. Sometimes I park it unlocked in the middle of the ghetto at work in the hopes someone will steal it and we get the insurance money or something. 2 weeks and nothing. Basically the more you smack stuff the more stuff works. ex.: In order for the radio to become less staticy, the pasenger in the front seat has to kick something under the glove compartment. So cheer me up and tell me about your car that is preferably worse than the one I drive in.

I wish. Actually I'm iffy. My friend from Syndey tells me it's an [wagon] living in America with an Australian accent because people are always in his face like "LAWLZ LOOK AN AUSTRALIAN KANGAROO, FETCH THE BOOMERRANG" Then when he comes back home with an American accent it's always "HAHA, WHAT'D YA, COME BACK FROM COMPTON, MATE?? GANGSTAA." I believe it's an exageration but ok bye.

Really? I never get that.

Oh but, Yes the english accent is fruity in my opinion. Lots of accents are fruity. I don't care where you're from. Same [cabbage] different smell. If you can pick out a New York accent, a southern accent, a jersey accent then you're pretty cool and no one cares. We'll still make fun of you. =)

Thank you for that, but this whole thread was based on a little question, see in the last few sentences 8-)

Last night was the first time I've partied in a long time and I was booted out of the local pub at last call. Now I've had my fair share of heated arguments but this one was different. Me and some english-type guy were making fun of each other until I called him something like four-eyes and asked if those magnifying lenses were prescription. Not the greatest of put downs but this set the guy off. Now that I think about it, it was an awesome putdown. I can't find a picture but his eyes were magnifed by about 20 when you looked through the glasses. It was like someone warped his eyes. Very funny if you were there. He got in my face and I got in his face and then my friends intervened. Then he got all "gankster" saying "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I WILL END YOUR LIFE!" yadda yadda.. People that talk so much [cabbage] like that usually won't back it up so I wasn't too worried. Then he started calling me "blood"? Do all english people use this word when referring to someone.. He's like "YO BLOOD IF YOU GOT A BEEF WITH ME THEN SAY IT BLOOD!" Naturally is was in some horrible english drunken slur and it was funny because of that english accent. Reality Check: Admittedly if we did fight one on one he would've kicked my [wagon] most likely because I suck at fighting and probably resorted to punching him in the neck and me going to jail for murder. Luckily I met a guy who just got out of jail and had to stay away from his wife for 24 hours because of domestic violence. I knew this guy for a whole 5 minutes and he was ready to pretty much beat the [cabbage] out of this guy. God bless criminals. So most of that story was filler. But do most english people generally say "blood" when referring to someone? I guess it can be like "bro" or some other equally gay saying like "homeboy".

Nope :D

You are so right, asian/spannish channels only are called that because it's just in a different language. BET is deffinetly based on race, there is nothing but black people like 24-7, even the commercials...

Exactly.

I dont like your sig. He's a funny guy, and he posted on my thread, pretty funny post (hand motions to sig) lmao @ he posted on my thread.

Not paranoid.. Just annoyed. I usually just get off the PC until they leave. Or something. :?

...Who thinks that when people are watching you do your stuff on the computer, and question you what you're doing, who you're talking to, IS REALLY [bleep]ING ANNOYING? Just wondering.

+++1 ban for what? for saying partial the n word? you gotta be really sensative if you don't kid around with this. seriously, there's black kids in our school we kid aroudn with each other's races all the time. Really the saddest thing is people who feel so sorry for someone else's race, they have to try and protect them and thinks anything that might offend someone is the worst thing ever. and for the second half, seriously think about it, its true. 8-) Doesnt matter if you drop the N word around your friends. I dont care - I drop it all the time around my black budds too, but here, we're not your budds! I dont care if your joking or not, or if you dont take "race differences" as seriously, on the behalf of my close black friends, and every black man women and child: DO NOT DROP THE N WORD! I don't like when ANYONE, especially!, whites/asians/whatever, calls me the n word. No exceptions.

You have no concept of opinion, do you?

She was my wife to be...