TheRealist

^Army, eh? God Bless, fam.

8-) This is more of a TheRealist newsletter. Also, if anyone is in NY see if my vomit is still there in Central Park in NY. It's outside the Parking System Inc.

I actually recently got the job. I work at Walgreens as of Tuesday. Moving in about a month or 2. Just thought I'd share this info also.

My employer has complained about my appearance yesterday and suggested that I get a haircut before monday or I can collect my check at the unemployment office. I am nothing without my white boy afro :cry:

Yeah. Made that up just now... I really should get out more. ^_^ If I ever meet you, man... We're gonna ride an elevator. I'd actually be interested in meeting someone I met off here. I've always wanted to walk up to someone and say "Hi, I'm from the internet." But I wouldn't have such an extreme fear of elevators if my friends had never of started a game called come out of your corners and fight, or whatever. Basically in boxing in an elevator, with constant jumping around, until finally some cable will snap and make the thing fall at a fast pace to the basement I guess it was. Also, one time I was on one when a guy turned around and just stared at me the whole time. I swear that's the freakiest thing ever :cry:

^Then the zombies BUTT RAPED YOU!!! Anyway, did you just make that up now Kayla? haha. I am creeped out by elevators. And myself alot of the time. Gay bars. The works.

I don't know if either of these qualify as phobias but I'm terrified of elevators. You must be one special person if you can actually get me on one of them. I'm also always worried about if I will lose good friends. I'm pretty sure it's called being paranoid though.

Are you a tomboy? Pfft, it doesn't matter what she is. She is an awesome person. (What you said was a judgement/generalization in itself.) Duh she is an awesome person. From what I know about her, it was just an assumption.

Are you a tomboy?

Oh alright, but I would rather look like an australian stripper than a texan one anyday :(

As I have already told you, I currently have no job, no money, and in the first steps of moving to Kentucky.. Which is waiting for my Uncle to give a call to arrange a way of getting there. In otherwords, am on my way up [cabbage] creek. =(

Of course apinagez, you can have the australian flag one though.

I've already got the old man shoes with tassles on them so step off.

I am so fly. http://www.dillards.com/webapp/wcs/stor ... 4&R=WWT411 My mom got me a 200 dollar gift card at Dillards and I'm getting as many as these outfits as possible. When I am seen wearing this they will be the new trend in Hip-hop.

I just got some sweet adidas's in April. :cool: I also had some AF1's in my sophmore year I think it was.. Got messed up when I was attempting to play basketball in gym class. P.S. No I am not a sneaker head. :(

I'm going out. Yo.

me too its natural..and it gets so poofy..i give up on combing it :shock: ..but it does serve as a decent bullet helmet...see as it gets denser it becomes quite strong :lol: :lol: Heh, on my 10th grade library card picture 60% of it was hair. Also, is yours thick enough to stick a comb pick in it? I've always wanted to do that.

I don't think I'm that active.. But eh maybe, currently I have no job no school and in the first steps of getting ready to move to Kentucky.

Sheckshee! :) <3

When I'm going out it takes around 20 minutes. And that's when I'm feeling a little on the self concious side. I don't really mess around with my hair too much.. Just when it gets too long I go get a cut. Which is often because it grows insanely quick.. Currently I have no money to get it cut. I would go to my old barber in Chicago but I think he closed down. He never asked you what you wanted he just sat you down and started cutting. Right now I have a white boy fro. 8-)

Damn.. I'm not even 16 yet... Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink: please say your like 13 or live in stupid lame american where nobody loses their virginity untill like 18, im from uk and i lost it when i was 14?! EDIT~lame i saw insanes post. Man that is just ignorant.

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In the morning. As in picking out clothes and stuff. For me.. around 5 minutes. And that's on a bad day.

For me it is more a case of 'sex anywhere is never out of the question'. double beds are just, meah. Too small for... what we do. If the bed is too small there's always the floor.. or the backyard... :-k :wink: :-w O:) Or a field. :-w

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM! 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle your stomach. 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can'tfind one to save your sorry old butt.........then you forward it to a bunch of old pals and friends cause you know they'll enjoy it and do the same I need to grow up. :(