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Comon, don't you want to convince lions to eat vegetables. Go ahead, we'll be watching from a quite a while away. I'm fine with vegetarians, but when they try to stick the idea in our brains... well that I don't really like. yeah....i'll try to convince lions to eat vegetables. i'll dress you up in a broccoli suit and dangle you in front of the lions :thumbsup: j/k

oh darn.

people these days do not get the essence of being a vegetarian :wall:

mashed patatoes and gravy! and pumpkin pie! :thumbsup:

okay, so i was typing up an article, and then i switched to tip.it and then when i switched back to word, it was all weird. every time i push space, theres a dot, and whenever i hit enter, there's a P, but with two vertical lines instead of one. when i push tab, theres an arrow, and a bunch of other things. i've seen this before, but i don't like it, so can i get rid of it?

Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new burger at McDonalds! I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder... she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. he noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did! it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!" she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken. she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death. she sold her Car for Petrol cash! she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund... she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb. she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen. she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig. I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles. she invented a silent car alarm. that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies... she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes. she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday. she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station. she lost her shadow. she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko. she thought Hot Meals were stolen food. she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners. when I asked her to purchase me a Color TV she asked me...'Which color?' when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'... she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it! folk exercise by jogging around her! when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time. she sat on a Nintendo GameCube and it turned into a GameBoy she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm... small objects orbit her. She makes Olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic. When I tell her to haul [wagon], she gotta make two trips. When she farted she launched herself into orbit. She lost a game at Hide and Seek only cuz I spotted her...behind Mount Everest. When I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol! She could be the eighth continent. She nearly put Safeway out of business the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity. Her Uni graduation photo was an aerial when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball. She makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic. Her fave food is seconds. Her belt size is Equator. she eats Dessert out of a Trash Can lid she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her she shows up on radar. She needs a map to find her butt. She fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck! She wears an asteroid belt. Her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf' she has TB ... 2 bellies. SheÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s once, twice, three times a lady. she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9. the circus use her as a trampoline stunt agencies use her as an air mattress when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...' she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding! she deep fries her toothpaste. she put the Boogie man outta business. she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt when she wobbles down the street in September, folks say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..." when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals' she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure! minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..." they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies. when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote! yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye... she put Marilyn Manson out of business. she was a guard at Snake Mountain they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock... even Harry Knowles refused to date her. they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty! she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween. Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday. you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time. she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein. we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her. I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo. her shadow gave up. people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON'T have to see her... her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her. when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows. hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats. instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck. they gave her a middle name...'accident'. she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down. when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application! even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her... when she was born the Doc smacked her face

With Thanksgiving, for USA, almost less than a day away, many Americans will be buying turkeys at their supermarkets, preparing for the big dinner celebrating Thanksgiving and giving thanks to the people and friends who have influenced their lives. But 45 million turkeys are giving thanks to the people who killed them. Is slaughtering tons of young turkeys the right answer for giving thanks? I for one, am a vegetarian, proudly not eating the dead, cold meat that sits on the table, in honor of thanks. I do not believe that killing turkeys is a good think. Do you think killing turkeys is good for Thanksgiving? Sorry if this doesn't apply to people outside of the United States.

yup. i use those shortcuts. :thumbsup:

i can do 15 with rune battleaxe, but i can probably do 16 with r2h. if i was using dragon weapons, maybe 20-22 with dds

maybe someone like zezima, with a load of money would just buy a ton of these useless items, just for the heck of it. i wish i had the money to do that

lol....intresting thread : i like the beers and the house. it made me laugh in real life :lol:

i don't know anyone who is f2p and owns i phat. hopefully, someone named "me" will own one : edit: just met dragon312. hes' f2p and has a phat.

i think it looks awesome :thumbsup: go jagex

skillz! i would use my skills to make money. and money can't always buy skills. it can but your way up to 99 cooking and firmaking, but not woodcutting and fishing.

theres a bunch of willows, but not yews. yews would be nice :thumbsup: and i don't really care. it helps me with fm, but i usually wc my own logs, and it also helps other people. it just doesn't help the highscores when the macroers rake in millions of xp.

i like pmods. they help make the little annoying noobs shut up in fear of being banned, but then some noobs follow them around goudn "free stuff please!"

i didn't remember you either, but nice stats :thumbsup: and feel free to add me: nairb168

Lol, I share some these bad habits with you too. :o :cry: same here :mrgreen:

why not? i'd want a santa to be in a general store when im in there. the best i've had is a rune axe

i wear the rune helm because i always bring full rune if i want to melee it and it saves an inventory spot.

maybe the gallery forums.

im f2p, and i have 55 range and i am ranging mossies with iron arrows with full green dhide and rune helm. i hit okay, but i don't hit that well or constantly. i am not that rich to buy a load of steel arrows, i currently have 2.6k irons and i would like to know if there is any way to increase my accuracey for ranged and stop hitting as many zeros. feel free to add me as nairb168 for i am so bored ranging these stupid mossies :thumbsup:

nah, you don't need prayer. if you have good armor and good food, you should be good (full rune, ddp/dragon longsword)

man, you and oreo intimidate me so much. pb is lvl 90 and oreo is 91...im only 75...man i really need to slay more mossies. im trying to level up range now