i beat you all. went to abbys, got skulled, plus lost all pray points and 3/4 of my health ( like 15hp left). forgot to heal, and grabbed my d sq and whip, to protect myself next time, and got pked in lvl 4!
ties you up in twizzly wooden thing (nice specification there btw lol), and you turn into a turkey twizzler. i eat you, and so have no need to use the vending machine :P