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Thanks, And It doesn't matter who goes next. Post at anytime! That's redundant, and it sounds horrible. Apart from that and a few more small errors here and there, the only real problem was that random capitalization. Try typing it in a word processor first, it should help you fix those kinds of things. Yeah, I know. I kind of rushed through it since I accidently deleted it, But next time I will.

Chapter One: The Seige The Bitter Coldness of space sent a chill down Commander Joshua's Spine. He gripped his SMG Machine gun close as he hung on by a pole on the Drop-Ship. The year was 2255, And all hell had broke lose. The earth was now United to stand against the forces of The invading Griffons. The Griffons were fierce, Never surrendered, and Contained much strength towards destroying humanity. Their Beasts that they unleased ripped apart men in an Instant, Their weapons and Number of Armed Men increased by the day. An Elite miliatary this was. The dropship was near destanation and the men stood up and prepared for what was to happen to them. Captain Joshua Glanced at his men, It was hard to see with only one light that was a shade of dark red. There were Ten units sitting down with their Battle-Rifles at Hand. All ten men dressed in the same Uniform. A Black Gas mask type helmet, Black vests with a belt, and Black tight pants with black shoes. Joshua Took the cigar out of his mouth and blew the smoke towards a solider who was shaking vigourisly. He started too look at all of the men who were sitting on two benches opposite sides of each other. Five men at each. Most looked ready, A Few scared, and one puking in a bag. "You." Captain Joshua pointed at the soilder puking in the bag. He wiped his mouth off "Yes, Sir?" he stated nervously. Joshua blew some smoke out from his cigar once more. "What's your name?" The soilder started to shake "Private Dorris Figly, sir." "This the first time you've been on a space-ride?" The soilder nodded his head. "Buckle Up," Joshua's cigar in his mouth gave him an accent "Because, It's going to be alot more bumpier." The soilder looked away and started to puke in the bag. "Damn It! You got puke on my shoe!" Someone yelled. "A Few minutes Until Impact, Commander." A voice over the ship intercom stated. "Alright listen Up ladies!" Joshua said "We're currently above space perimeter Alpha Two, So We're pretty far off of Earth's barrier. Our mission is too Confont Aeonn and Take her down from the inside. We will be meeting up with Two other Divisions at the rally point, so we won't be alone. Once we get inside the control room located here, We can plant the C19's in the Control Room. Captain Fienrir will be meeting up there with his squad, while Charlie squad will be defending the control room." The Ship started to rattle and Bump as it started to slow down towards its destonation. Captain Joshua started to speak up louder. "Once we plant the bombs, We have only three minutes to get out. That means we have to run like hell back the ship, But remember, We don't go back until we complete the mission, Understood?" The men stood up and Soluted. "SIR YES SIR!" Sir, One minute until destanation. "Alright then, Get ready! We're about too land soon." Private Banks stood up from the seat. "Let's kick some [wagon]!" The ship stopped, and A loud creaking noise meant the door was opening. You could hear growling and screaming noises from the other side. Aeonn was the biggest Artillerey Griffon Ship around Alpha two, It was very large, and destroyed everything in its path. The Door opened. Commander Joshua dove out of Drop-Ship and onto Aeonn's floor. A tentacle from down the hall had just missed him and Struck Private banks in the chest. He cried and pain and the tentacle drug him around the corner as he screamed and tried to hold onto the floor. In a matter of seconds, Private banks was devoured by the beast. It hopped around the corner and screeched as it spit blood out. "LASHER, BRING IT DOWN!" Joshua Began to shoot at it, hitting it several times, as the bullets behind from the men. The lasher dropped to the ground dead after a few seconds. Lasher's were Griffon's about Six foot five Inches, Containing Grusome Large teeth, A slimy complexion, and Three sharp tentacles appearing from it's back. They hunger for flesh, and Devour everything they can find. They're quick in agility, but can be brought down easily. Commander Joshua wiped the sweat off of his head. LET'S MOVE! The squad started to run cauotuisly down the long alleyway. Joshua stopped at the corner as he shook his head in shame. Private Banks was ripped apart into pieces and blood streaked everywhere. The men shook their heads as they walked by and continued to move forward. There was a four way intersection that was divided later down in the hallway. The men split up and went different directions. Each hallway was about Twenty feet long and Ten feet wide and filled with Lights. Joshua and a private started to walk down the door, when the door slammed behind them. They both turned around and looked around cautouisly. BANG! The marine slammed into the door with his body. "Damn! It won't open!" he said. "Move!" Commander Joshua Unloaded a full ammo clip into the door and nothing. "Damn, It looks like we're stuck here!" "You think the rest of the squad has the same problem?" Asked the marine. "Probably, These Griffon security procedures are ridcolous." Joshua sat down against the wall. "We'll have to wait until security recongnizes us as not a threat, But until then, we're going to have to wait here." Red light appeared from the ground, At least six of them, Flashing red lights lit up the room. WARNING! WARNING! INTRUDERS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN THE FACILITY! ELEMINATION PROCESS ENABLED! AH S**T GET DOWN! Commander Joshua tackled the private. Soon as they landed on the ground; a large sawblade was thrown across just missing the private. "DON'T TOUCH THE WALLS AND STAY LOW, GOT IT? BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING!" The private shook his head. A buzzing sound from the ceiling getting closer and closer started to head towards joshua. A saw blade connected onto a metal pip appeared from the cieling spinning fast zipped across the room sideways. Joshua ducked and the blade stuck in the wall of the door. The private dropped his gun and stayed low. Boom! Bullets started to appear in a line towards the marine from the ground. Little slots in the ground compressed bullets. He started to run fast, but they caught up to him. Two bullets hit him in the leg and he fell screaming in pain. Joshua ran over to him. "HANG IN THERE! C'MON SOILDER, GET UP!" Joshua started to pick he soilder up from the floor as he cried in pain. Another buzzing sound, but this time from the wall. Joshua jumped as two saw-blades from each end of the wall ran to the other end fast. The private was cut into two pieces. He lied on the ground dead. Joshua came to his feet as he heard buzzing noises from all different directions. Six saw blades came running fast at him. There was no way out of this one. Joshua closed his eyes and waited for death as the loud buzzing noise was less than a second away, ripping him to pieces. The noise stopped and Joshua opened his eyes. The blades had stopped an inch away from his body, and the red lights shut off. The door behind him opened. "Well, Well, Well. Commander Joshua." A voice behind him said. "And just who and the hell are you?!" "The name's Commander Fienrir. I believe you owe me one!"

Not exactly a fan, really not at all. I'm not "rabid" about the situation either, I just think Snake and Noob has been going on forever. After all, It's the same exact lame and stupid humor in both stories. Let me also mention, It's probably one of the worst stories on the forum, and these lame stories give the library a bad name. Thats also too damn bad if you don't like my opnion either, but these stupid stories have been going on for way longer than they should be. Not to mention, that you had at least 3 other people working and helping you out with writing the story, so your "Fans" actually started writing with you. If you want my honest opnion, Your sense of humor isn't that great, and I don't care how many people think it is. I'm really more of a humours guy myself and I think these stories are just junk. By the way, Adult Swim > Snake and Noob. I really think you shouldn't make a comparison of the two. That's sad If you need to bring the smartest guy in the Library to back you up on your story, just because he likes it. I really REALLY Hope to god you don't. If you know whats best, I suggest you stop Snake and Noob, and alot of people agree with me.

Isn't this Snake and Noob stuff, Kind of getting old? I mean, It's not a bad story/RPG or whatever you guys have going on here, But it's been going on for awhile. Isn't it time for a change?

Chapter I: March Of the Great. Passing through Al Kharid was th easy part. Now, we take a long walk south. One-Thousand men marching in the desert with thick heavy armour on. We had fast reloading crossbows in our hands, swords to our sides, A dagger placed on the side of our steel shoe, and giant back-packs with food, canteens, sleeping bag, etc. As you can tell, this is not going to be an easy trip. The name is Private Adam Sheik. I have served in the Lumbridge Millitary for almost one year now, and it's the most action we've seen in years. Our Duke (our king) Decided to reinforce sophanem with a tenth of our full millitary service. Becoming a soilder wasn't easy. It takes Five months of training, and One month of a Survival Task. My survival task was to simply watch a Goblin camp, suspicouis of making enemy movements. Learning how to kill with a crossbow and attack with a sword at once, was horrifying. This is why we're the elite millitary. Although, Disembarding the fact that Varrok and Lumbridge have the Greatest Numbered troops, and they are allied. Lumbridge Stands alone among the humans, and it has remained since our nations were formed. Anyway, I am excited for this new age. Lumbridge has the most skilled medical field and advances of the east. A few Medical Doctors are marching with us also. This Plague is causing alot of trouble in sophanem. It is the largest city of the south, and If it falls, well...Let's just hope it doesn't. A few days ago, Most of the squad that was before us, were slaughtered by the bandits. We have no offical news of survivors. When we got to the shanty pass, Shanty, the man who owns the land, Tried to charge us for each soilder going through the gate. Approximetely 987 Soilders, 6 Medical doctors, and 1 Very angry captain. 5 gold for each person. Our captain nearly broke shanty's hand. "We ain't doin' this for you, you little pathetic rat. Chargin' us for helping your land survive? Why I oughta break you in half where you stand!" Out of fear, shanty let us all go for free. We we're now somewhere near Pollniveach and night was almost near. Luckily, we left at dusk, to escape the heat of the desert. Night Drew quickly, as we settled at Pollinveach. They welcomed us, and we drank and sang songs all night. I looked at the stars as I layed on my sleeping bag. "Find something interesting private?" The captain's voice said. I scrambled as quickly as I could and soluted. "Captain Philip! I mean sir, I mean..." "Ah save it soilder! You're in no trouble. We're not on duty." What a relief! He sat down on the sand next to me. Captain Philip had much military expereince. He was in his early fifties, and his short black hair was starting to turn gray. His face, starting to wrinkle. "The Stars are beautiful." He said. "Yes, they are." I replied. He looked at me and said "Why aren't you in there drinking like the rest of us?" "Oh... I'm uh... Not much of a uh Drinker." I said nervously. He shurgged his shoulders and stood up. "Come Prviate. Let's take a walk." We started walking down the city's dirt roads as he asked me varouis questions, as I nervously asked them. "What's your name private?" he asked me. "Adam, Sir. Adam Sheik." "Adam," He said quietly to himself. "That's a nice name." "Thank you, I was named after my grandfather." I said. We continued to walk with our hands behind our backs. He turned to me. "What do you think will be the outcome of this crisis?" He asked. It took me awhile before I came up with a response. "Well, I think that we will ah...Provide secruity in our efforts to defend the people of Sophanem while the medical experts can try to uh, Solve the problem and cure this plague." He nodded his head. I didn't understand why I was still so nervous around our captain. Not considering the fact he was 6'4 and Could rip a man apart with his bare hands. He patted me on the back and said "Get some shut eye solider. Tomorro is a big day." He started to walk back to the bar yelling "Alright all you drunken Idiot's. Let's hit the sack!" I walked back to my bag and began too stare at the stars. Hopefully, Tomorro, We will get to see some action.

I'm a huge bears fan, and pretty p*ssed off about what happened today against the chargers. These are my predictions: National Championship: USC vs LSU Superbowl: Patriots vs ??? I really don't know for the other team for superbowl yet. Probably not colts, because I have a feeling they're going to struggle late in their season again. The colts are too confident, and I think they will be shut down in the playoffs. After seeing the bears offense today.... I say Good luck making it to the playoffs my fellow chicago fans!

It was pretty short, but very nice on description and detail. It would probably be best if you turned it into an actual story.

Yeah, I had no idea that we we're actually writing about the same war! How ironic! You're story is comming together very nicely, I hope to see more of this. :D Great job so far.

Before you read this story: This is a "Half Sequal" To the battle of Tree Gnome Village. The time peroid is the same as the soilder in before in Tree Gnome Villgae, only it's a different soilder. It also goes on the the future a bit, but it's not excatly a sequel. If you have not read The Battle For Tree Gnome Village, I suggest you do or you are going to be one confused chap. http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=556753&highlight= Chapter I: How Could I save her? How could I protect her from this evil that wants to hurt her? We we're failing at winning this war, and If we lost we lose it all. The village, our women slaves, our Children slaves. Our men, Beaten to death and killed. Most of us Gnome men we're at war already. I swore to protect my wife and my child which should be comming soon. My wife is pregnant and she wishes for my return back home. Home...I can see it now. My house big enough for three people, My wife is gardening in the garden. Our tomatoes are growing along with our sweet corn. My neighbors waving and smiling as my wife talks to them. Birds chrip in the garden as they Bathe in our bird bath. It's a sunny day outside, and I'm just comming home from Patroling the maze. My wife kisses me as she makes me a hot cup of tea as I lye down on my bed and read the newspapers from the town squirer. Nightime rolls around as I start a fire in our fireplace and sit on my rocking chair relaxing until I fall asleep. Only I wasn't asleep, and It wasn't sunny out, and It's freezing cold and Raining, and I'm the farthest place away from home. I was stuck in a basement with rubble piled on top of us and Hoping that Khazard soilders don't find us. I wake up from my dream at home, and look around our small compartment. A small fire is in the middle of the basement rubble and a few men are shiviring staring at me with evil looks. "Keep the fire going" a soilder said to me. "I'm going to take a nap, Make sure it doesn't go out." The soilder layed down and held his sword tight. There was a few sticks in the corner and I grabbed them and put them into the fire and watched it as I put my hands close too it to warm them. I looked in the far corner of the room and saw a familair face. It was a man who stayed at my house one time. My wife found him outside of the maze bleeding and unconscience. She took him into our bed and layed him there comfortably. My wife explained everything when I got home from patrolling. "This man was dying so I helped him." she said. My wife used to be a surgeon, a nurse, and a doctors assistant. They recently passed a gnome law where "No women shall pertain In milatary affiars." So It put an end to that. I peeked inside the room where the man had his shirt off with bandages everywhere on his chest. He tossed and turned on the large bed screaming "Anna!" "Oh god no, ANNA!" I shut the door. I Remembered that name anna, she was our neighbor. I also remember this fellow, he worked for an old man cutting down trees and flectching them into longbows for our milatary. He usually was always at work while his wife stayed home. He worked long hours and worked outside the maze, which was a dangerous place. The next morning we looked inside the room and he was gone. We we're surprised hey didn't say "Good-bye" or anything. Later that day we recieved news that his wife was hung outside of the maze by Khazard soilders. Me and my Wife tried too comfort him in a time of need, but he never answered his Front door when we knocked on it. He put curtains infront of his windows and every morning we would never see him leave for work. About three days ago, A recieved a letter from our Minister of Defenses, stating that I had to go to war, or I was to be excecuted where I stand. I had no choice, I had to go. My wife kissed me good bye as we marched. The women tossed flowers at us as we marched out of the maze towards the battle-field. Behind me about 3 rows, I saw my neighbor marching and picking up the flowers. He had a war face, like he was ready to fight. I guess he was drafted too, or so I thought so. "Pssst. Hey, Monroe!" I said while marching. Moroe was my cousin who knew almost every person detail about every person in the village. He turned around and saw me "What do you need?" he asked. "That soilder 3 rows behind me on the left. Was he drafted?" I asked. "Oh no, He joined willingly. Something about getting revenge for his wife or something like that." I was confused, But it was simple to understand. I watched the fire more and thought about that day. The soilder woke up and stretched his arms out. "Hey buddy, your turn!" I said. He looked at me strange "C'mon man, I just did it last turn. before you!" "I really don't give a damn, watch the fire!" I layed back down a tried to sleep as the sky just turned night. The moon was partially out and it was raining heavily. Before I fell back asleep, I stared at the gnome who I had taken care of. He was sitting against the wall with his arms crossed just staring down at the ground. He glanced at me as I looked away. Hopefully tomorro, I will live another day...

Romus flipped through the pages and was completely in too the book. A U.E.A. officer tried to break into the small room but slrah already took care of it. Los Angeles, Californa 1987 It only took Two days before I was standing at rodger's grave after he was stuck in the hospitial. His lungs were punctered and he bled to death after a doctor tried to operate on him. It rained the whole entire day, as I was the last one to leave. Rodger's death made me lock myself into my apartment for days. The phone rang many times but I never answered it. I didn't shave in days and one day as I layed down for a few minutes someone knocked on my door. It took me five minutes as I rolled off my bed and looked through the fish-eye hole to see who it was. I was suprised and opened the door quickly. It was the nurse from the hospital. She looked at me standing there dressed niceand hugged me as I opened the door. "What do you want lindsay?" I spoke softly as she hung onto me. "You're brother is dead and I just can't imagine what you're going through right now." She said. I looked completely awful. I was hiding in the dark for days and tomorro I was going to wreck havoc. Every member of the rank gang I could find, I was going to kill him. "Goodbye adam." she walked out the door. "I am sorry for your loss." I'm sorry, I forgot to completely introuduce myself. My name was Adam Caroll and here was my story... The Caroll family Came from England to america in 1960, My parents predicted a civil war in europe that had never came. My father 21 years of age and my mother 20 years of age. They fled to Washington D.C. and Gave birth to me in 1962, and as for rodger 1964. I grew up during the vietnam war was happening. My family was treated like total dirt when my neighbors husbands went to war in 1966. "You don't deserve to be here you stupid brits, get the hell out of my country if you're not going to defend it!" They all said. My family came here very rich, as the children at school picked on me alot and tried to even beat me up. It was 1972 and I was nine and rodger was seven. I didn't understand why everyone made fun of us for being british, we lost our brittish accents when we we're really young. "Hey brit!" the kid threw a baseball at rodgers head. "I heard you we're hitting on my girlfreind, I'm going to kick your a*s for it! Get him!" They all beat on him. I picked up the kid by the neck of his shirt and punched him in the eye. His freinds started to hit me with their baseball bats and I tackled them hitting them in the face as hard as I could. The other two kids with the bats looked as they feared me and ran away. Yeah, I got suspended from elementary school and I knew who knocked on my door that day. It was the kid standing the kid who I first beat up crying standing next to his father who was a police officer. "You the kid who knocked my boy in the face?" he said with anger. "Excuse me sir, but your son threw a baseball at my brother and his freinds hit me with baseball bats." He picked me up by the shirt and put a gun to my face "You lying brittish piece of sh*t, I ought to kill you right now where you stand." he screamed in my face. A gun clicked behind me. "Put my son down..." The police officer put me down slowly on the porch as he smiled and stood up. "You know pointing that gun at me is threatening an officer, I ought to take you to jail for that." the cop said. "And pointing that gun at my son is threatening me. You have five seconds to get the hell off my porch." My father was the most serouis man on this earth and what do whatever to protect me. That very next day polic officers busted into my house and arrested my father. He was excecuted for a crime he didn't commit. Six months later my mother died of a broken heart. The Seventies were the slowest years of my life living with my foster parents. They were strict christain's and had no kids but us. The rest of my life remained depressed and well, you don't want to hear about it. [/i]I woke up to an alarm clock ringing as loud as it could. It was 12:30 in the afternoon, I grabbed my glock, a pipe, and [bleep]ed my long blonde hair into a mohawk, I was ready to wreak some hell...

Yes, you may. :D ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Romus read through the pages of the book and started at the first chapter and noticed there we're some pages missing in the front. There was a little part of the page left that read INTRODUCTION but the rest of the page was ripped out. Romus started at chapter one. To whoever Is reading this I want you to know a few things. This book is meant to bring a message to the world, for those of you who are lost and confused to open up your mind and look around the world to see what is happening. Don't believe what the government tells you, Do not believe what they tell you. Do whatever you can to take them down even if it costs your life. Always remember, one person can always make a difference now matter the what the situiation is... Romus flipped the page. Los Angeles, 1987. I was sitting in my small apartment watching the game when all of the sudden I heard my phone ring. "Yo, Adam something bad has happened to rodger man." "Where is he now?" I said. "In the hospital. He got jumped by a couple of Rank's." "How bad is he?" I said. "He ain't lookin to good, his jaw is broken, his face is all bloody and he's got a few bullet wounds in him." "Alright, I'm on my way." I ripped off the phone from the cord and bashed it against the wall as hard as I could. Rodger was my little brother and I knew these were his final hours and I grabbed my car keys. I drove to the hospital as fast as I could breaking the speed limit at least by 30 MPH. The hospital wasn't far, maybe about 10 minutes away from my apartment. I pulled up on the sidewalk and ran out of the car. "Hey! You can't park there, I'm gonna tow that!" "Here, take it!" I threw him my keys and ran inside. Yeah it was a stupid move, considering I had a 1985 Ferrari that cost me Two-Hundred thousand dollars. But my brother's life was at steak and I needed to support him no matter what the cost. The nurse looked at me funny as I ran inside. She was very hot and I was too worried to care. I ran up to the third level and nearly kiked the door down. I put my hands on my head and sighed oh god. Rodger was bad, really bad. I couldn't tell if he was looking at me or not because his face wad completely out of place. His eyes were beaten shut, his nose was out of place and his mouth was crooked on the left side of his face. He reached his arm out towards me and I took it. "Dont worry..." he mumbled. "Everything Is going to be ok." I could barley hear him since his mouth was out of place. He had a bit of a lisp and his voice was screwed up and he talked very slow. I looked as I saw Reggie there watching TV in the corner of the room He got up the shake my hand. "Yo man, I'm sorry for what happened man. We got jumped." he said. "It's ok..." I said. "It wasn't your fault." Reggie was a person you defanetly did not want to mess around with. He was Six foot four and always carried a knife and Nine Millimeter pistol wherever he went. He has killed a few people and thre cops. He was a mastermind at crime but was kind of an idiot. The nurse came in the room and stared at me but I didn't bother to turn around and look. For god sakes, I was TwentyFive years old and I was acting like a teenager. I stayed for a few hours and left at midnight. I saw the guy outside polishing my car. "Nice car buddy!" he said with a big grin. "To bad it's mine" he laughed. I started to smile and ignored him as I started to walk home. "Thank god If it wasn't for your stupid brother I wouldn't have this car." he said laughing still polishing the car. I stopped walking and turned around and stood infront of the guy polishing the car. "The hell you looking at?" I pulled out my Glock and blew off his fingers on his right hand. He screamed as he fell to knees. I grabbed him by the chest and told him... "If you ever insult my family again, I swear to god i'll kill you. I better not see you back here tomorro you understand?" He shook his pathetic head yes and fell over screaming in pain. No mercy, No regrets, Never insult my family...

I never stated once that I hated living in America. I was making a post about the decline of rights and how it grows worse by the day. No, the american press isn't "manipulating" my mind. If you live in america you don't have to look far to see what i'm talking about.

"Just America" "Only America" Why do people say this? There is roughly 200 other countries with, umm, I'll say 180 of them 'corupted' by your since. You better be damn grateful living in America where only few can live in peace. I didn't mean "Just America" I forgot to put a comma to seperate the sentance. You forgot hundreds of those countries hate America as well as over half the world. Because most americans are ignorant and politicians only care about themselves. I forgot to mention sterotypes in america and immgration laws.

You do have a point, it's just America is turning into something completely different even though it may not seem like it too anyone else. I think democracy is going to vanish in a few years. My prediction is America will be very corrupt in the next decade.

First Off I would like to start out as, This is a thread about anyone who is an anarchist. I'm pretty sure I put this in the right thread but tell me If I didn't. Source: Wikipedia I would like to explain a few things about me. 1. I am an anarchist, Belive or not yes I am. 2. I Live in the United States Of America. 3. I see things going completely wrong with Democracy and Capitalism, By the day. 4. I have been in a few protests Some peaceful, others not. Freedom of speech- The very first Amendment in the United States of America. I notice how this grows limited by the day. Let's take an example of Freedom of speech. Don Imus. If any of you recall back in april a Famous Talkshow host named Don Imus made a comment on his own radio station. Before he made the comment he claimed he was an "Oppritunist" and that he had a right to say what he was going to say. He called the Rutger's University of womens basketball "Nappy-Head [garden tool]'s" Phone's immeaditly rang on his phone line with politician Al Sharpton Claiming he made a racial insult about the "N" Word. When he clearly stated nothing racial at all. Other politicians were furouis and decided to argue with Don Imus to get him off the air. Why do politicans do such thing as this? Politicans like Al sharpton cares nothing about the first ammendment and just cares about the Three Hundred thousand dollars he can recieve in a pay-check he is about to make for defending the University making up lies about racial insults. This is how corrupt out politicians respond to a comment that nobody on the face of the earth could really care this much about it. Personally I really don't like Don Imus, but I think he did have a point and he was using something he is allowed to use in this country without worrying about losing his job over something like this. Second Admendment- The right of the people to keep and bear Arms Do you remember back in april when the Virgina tech massacre occured? It was one of the worst school shootings in the US history. Many gun stores around the state are deabting wether or not their should be a required liscense to purchase guns. The next day a man from south carolina decided to go hunting with his son when he decided to get a new rifle from a local Gun store. The owner refused to sell the hunter any guns because he claimed "An offical" came in his store and said he couldn't sell any guns to any person without a special liscenses, That really don't exsist. Gun laws are also being changed and I guarentee in a few years no one without some kind of legal liscense "Such as if you are in the police force" can purchase firearms. Guns don't kill people, People with guns kill people. Also, when a citizen buys a gun it doesn't mean he's going to killsomebody with it. Maybe for his own protection (such as breaking an entrey or self-defense) might come into play. Admendment 3 -No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law. I have noticed how many wives of those who have left for Iraq struggle to keep a job and support their children all at once. I'm not sure excatly how they are supossed to do that without the government's help. They sad part is those women or men who lose their spouse in war then only get support from the goverment. Obvouisly, our american government doesn't care wether you are worried every night that your husband or wife may never return and you are struggling with many problems in society. Admendment Four- The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. Me and my freinds usually hang out at the skatepark uptown and just skateboard and do whatever. One time a police officer came to the park an demanded us to empty our pockets for him to see if we had any marijuana or other illegal substances on us. None of us had anything and we asked him why he would think this. His response was "You kids look like a bunch of pot smoking hippies." and we were shocked at his comment. Since we are under the age of 18 years old he did not have a right to search us. We all refused to empty our pockets and told him to go away (Except using a different approach of language) he told us that he "Demans us to empty our pockets or we will lead to suspicion of illegal substances and that we will go to jail and court." We still refused and told him to go away. He put handcuffs on us and put us in the backseat of his car. He took us to our parents houses and I told my parents this police officer had just insulted me and acused me of having illegal substances. I finally emptied my pockets and all that was there was a pack of gum and a cellphone. The police officer said I was being a "Smart a*s" and that I am going to court for it. I never did go to court for do absolutely nothing and the officer knew. I hate cops, I really hate everything about them. Everything you do you are threatened with going to jail even if you are innocent. Admendment Eight - Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted. My freinds dad was realesed from jail a few years ago and he was beat by a jail guard before he was realesed. Police brutality is wrong. Police think they can do whatever they want. This concludes my segment of Problems with america. Remember, every little thing helps. If you ever want to make a stand don't be afraid to stand up for whats right. Legal or not. (No I am not encouraging anyone to break to law I am just making a point across) Every person does make a difference in this world no matter how much you think they don't.

Yay! The rpg is comming back to life. And other one. I will probably join your RPG as well sephy.

Glad you liked you so much :D

*String of Sausage* :D Thank you for the good comments, it really means alot to me. Possibly, I was actually thinking about ending it there but I might just make it.

BEFORE YOU READ THIS! As you may have read from the title, this is a comedy about a noob and his actions in runescape. Yes, I am going to be a bit of a hippocrate and use leet speak when the "Noobs" are talking. Also, I am open for all ratings Good or Bad and suggestions. Tell me if I succeded in making you laugh (or at least coming close :shock: ) Ello there! My name is Ray gunnman and i'll be your host today! Now today folks, we will be hunting down one of the most dangerous creatures in all of runescape...Noobs! In this documentary, you will learn the dangers of noobs such as: How they think, What they eat, and how they survive! Alright then, let's go onto our noob that we have been tracking down for days. Ipwnyou7. He is currently level 3 has no job and has hardly any money. Lets see how he does in this first lesson: Lesson I: Getting Around Alright, we're safely cloaked behind these bushes as we observe the noob asking for directions. So far we have been watching him here for 15 minutes and he hasn't really made any progress yet finding his destination. But, what he doesn't know is that the place he is looking for is less than a foot away from him. Let's see how long it takes before he can figure it out! Ipwnyou7: P4YING 4GP IF ANYBDY CN TELL M3 WHERE LUMBY IS @T! Grex1: Dude, just open up a world map! Ipwnyou7: WRLD M4P? IS IT H4X?! I PAY YOU 5GP TO TAKE ME THER3! Grex1: Whatever noob! Alright, notice so far the noob is using the usual "I will pay you to take me here" action. But if you look again you will see that this noob is trying a different approach, watch closely! Ipwnyou7: *Follows Heir49* HEIR49! Heir49: Hold on, I'm busy. Ipwnyou7: HEIR49!!!!!! Heir49: I said hold on! Ipwnyou7: HEIR49!!! OMFG AWNSER ME NUB!!??! Heir49: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? Ipwnyou7: CAN YOU TAKE TO M3 TO LUMBYS?!?!? Heir49: You're already there Dumba*s, you've been here for over an hour! Ouch! The Plan B "Follow and annoy the crap out of players" teqnique was super effective for the noob. Uh-oh he's on the go, Let's follow him! Lesson II: Free Stuff! It took the noob two hours to get here in Varrok Square, so we followed him to see what he was up too. So far the noob has run out of supplies getting here so he is ready for a long day's hard pay at work, Begging! Ipwnyou7: NEED FRE STUF PLZ! PREZ 555! Six Hours Later... Ipwnyou7: NEED FRE STUF PLZ! PREZ 555! Now as you can see, we have been here for six hours and so far our noob hasn't got anything. As you can tell on this corner over here there are other noobs begging as well. Uh-oh, oh god i think somebody dropped a tinderbox. Wow! are you looking at this?! It appears that someone has dropped a tinderbox and the noobs are literally fighting to the death for it, let's watch shall we! Ipwnyou7: OMFG IT'S MINE NUBZ! *Rips of Erik1337's Arm off* Justin9: YES! I GOT THE TINDERBOX! W00T! Ipwnyou7: TAKE THIS NUB! *Beats Justin9 with Erik's arm* Justin9: REPORTED! Ipwnyou7: Zomg i am soz. Ouch, it seems as if our noob Ipwnyou7, has failed in aquiring the tinderbox. Since he did not gain the 1GP goal he set out for, now it seems as if he is going to one of the next steps of being a noob... Lesson III: Becoming a Level Three Moderator So far Our noob has come up with a master but not so common plan. Our noob thinks that if he becomes a player moderator that he will gain acess to andrew gower's personal gold stash. Of course we all now that only stupid noobs think that, so in our case lets watch what our noob does! Rimmer: Hey i'll buy your Rune Kiteshield. Randy78: How much? Rimmer: Hmmm.. 49k? Randy78: Ok, sounds fair. Ipwnyou7: ZOMG REPORTED! ITEM SCMMING NUB, RUNN SHELD IS 50K ZOMGUEGFHJSGDCKJ!! REPRTED!!!!! YEZ NOW I GET TO B MOD ZOMG!!! The first predictible "I will report everyone for everything they Do" move has come into place. The next teqnique will be even noobier. Ghostly: Hey dude are you coming over tonight? Christopher: I think so, sometime around 7 my mom will get home and she'll drop me off. Ghostly: Alright, i'll call you, what's your cell phone number again? Ipwnyou7: OMFGWTFLOLBBQ! ASKNG FOR PERSENEL DETAELS!! REPORTED!!!111111!!1111 Lesson IV: Looking for Girlfreind! The search is still on for gold, and the day has been long for our noob Ipwnyou7. He has failed at every attempt to gather gold, and he is getting frustrated and cannot figure out why no-one likes him. He is now currently trying to do one of the most stupid and desperate moves in free world runescape...Dating! Ipwnyou7: LOOKING FOR H0T GF! PREZ 444!!!! Twenty Hours later... Ipwnyou7: LOOKING FOR H0T GF! PREZ 444!!!! Moderator_1: Hey listen dude, you better stop before you get reported. Ipwnyou7: ZOMG! 111 STFU LEVEL 104 NUB@!222dsdf Moderator_1: Alright, Your just wait in a few hours... A few hours later... Dear Ipwnyou7, Due to some recent offences you have on your account, Eleveen out of 10 black marks have been place on your account. You have one more chance or else you are Permanetly banned or muted. - Sincerely, The Jagex Staff Lesson V: Confusion with Skills. We are almost Concluded with this documentary on the common noobs of Free World runescape. As he comes to his final attempt of being a noob, he has actually tried playing the game (such as rasing up his skills) He has also been accepted into the noobest clan on earth. It seems as if he is in an arguement with a fellow noob, let's watch shall we? Ipwnyou7: I PWN YOU NUB!!! Iownnubz6: OMFG STFU, I'M KILLING LVL 1 RATS NOOOB!!! Ipwnyou7: LOLZ, YOU CAN'T ANYTHING!111 YUR AXE THROWENG SKILLZ MUST BE LIKE 1 LOLZ, MINE IS 500. Iownnubz6: WTF R U TALKING ABOUT? THERE IS NO AXE THROWING SKILL YOU NOOB! Conclusion: Three long days passed as the noob ventured on in runescape. He reached 42 out of 10 blackmarks and was permanetly muted and blind. The noob finally got full bronze but lost it trying to kill Level 123's in the wilderness. After the 43rd blackmark Jagex had to let the noob go. He was permanetly banned. The sad part was, after 4 months of playing, Ipwnyou7 never reached past level three. After he was banned, the noob decided he would never play runescape again. But he decided a place he could be a noob at.... THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT! THE END!

I Like the General idea of creativity that you have put into the story but, it lacks in a few things. Review: 6/10

I'm guessing my story is never going to get reviewed... :cry:

Your story seemed kind of pointless. Your writing technique could be better, along with your grammar. We all make mistakes and typo's when we type, but if we go back and edit then it won't be as bad. Basically, I am trying to say (No offense) But your story was kind of lame. 3/10

It was a serinian male with, a red cloak and red hood to hide his face. I could only see his green scaley skin and his slithery tongue. "We heard you on the radio." he said Romus just stared at him curouis how this creature had known in matter of three minutes, he was the one being hunted. "They have reported an Anarchist had recently killed two or more officers. The whole block is going on extreme lockdown." Romus looked down and knew in a matter of minutes there would be officers crowding the block every place possiable. The U.E.A. we're serouis about most situations and most didn't take any bribes. You were either arrested for life, killed, or beaten to the point which you would be begging for death. Romus was half-glad that they didn't know excatly who killed the officers, but within a matter of minutes they would storm his apartment building searching every room for who was missing. Not to mention the landlord officer who gave romus the warning for not paying his rent. The landlord was always suspicouis of anarchist activities that went through romus' mind. Almost every section of land or sea on earth, Anarchy is serverly illegal and outlawed. The U.E.A. made sure people got the message by making it so strict, even if it was a peacful protest with a sign that really didn't have much of meaning, you would be beaten half to death and dragged off to jail (that is if you are still alive). The government thinks that everyone is happy in their own little world. They tell you when to wake up, they tell you when to go to bed, what religion you are, where you live, and the list could go on... But there is one thing that is a major weakness to the U.E.A., They can't change the way people act. One day it will be a major downfall for the government and they will fall. This is just a sad lie everyone likes to think, that will happen in their lifetime... The serianian stared at Romus as so many thoughts went through his head with this corrupt earth. "You quite alright?" he asked. Romus shook my head no. He laughed "Quite frankly, I didn't think you we're. It was a foolish question to ask. Are you hungry?" Romus was a little bit hungry but i was too angry and depressed to think about it. Romus nodded yes. He opened up a door that was made out of brick to conceal the location of the hidden room in the buillding. Romus looked down the alley way and saw around 6 U.E.A. land tanks go down towards the dead officers. "Quickly!" he said. "We don't have much time!" Romus ran inside the room, at first it was dark but there was one light bulb filling the room with light. "No we don't need supplies, we need to get the hell out!" It was a voice comming from a giant radio-communicator from a table next to romus. A tall skinny human what appeared to be male, took the com and spoke into it. "Listen i understand, but if we run we will get caught and everything we ever fought for will be lost!" The Sirenian spoke quickly "I forgot to introduce myself..." Romus looked at him as he chuckled. He put out his hand to shake mine. "The name is Slrah. It was named after my grandfather on my planet." Sirenian's we're very nice people, despite the fact of their looks. They look like giant lizards with large teeth and a dark green scaley body. They were only a little shorter than the average human (they are about 5"4) and almost all of them are rebels. Alot of them fleed from their home planet Sirenia, to come to earth to join the rebellion. Also, their planet is in great danger seeing how it is at war with U.E.A. "You did a good thing." Slrah said. "Killing those officers..." Romus looked at slrah with anger. "What do you know?" he said. Slrah looked at him strange. "You think killing people is right...YOU THINK I DID IT BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID LITTLE GANG?"Romus started to yell in slrah's face. Romus was confused and started to grab his head and look around. "I've committed a crime, and now i'm going to die for it!" The room went dead silent as the human man stop talking into the com and turned off the radio. Slrah stood silent as well. But finally opened his mouth and said "We don't live in world where we can determine right or wrong..." I stared at him for a moment. "We don't live in a world where we can make desicions. We live in a world for what some human A*shole tells us what is right to him or what is wrong to him." Slrah started to raise his voice. "No, we live in a world where you always feel angry or scared. Where you see people dying just because some guy want him too for entertainment. WE DON'T LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE YOU CAN SEE SOMEONE HAPPY WALKING DOWN A STREET WITHOUT THE U.E.A. TELLING HIM TO STOP DOING WHAT MAKES HIM HAPPY! WE DON'T LIVE IN A WORLD-" Slrah stopped to catch his breath. The room went back to silence. "No my freind." he said gently. "If you really didn't want to kill those officers, then you would'ce stopped yourself." THe human male sat down in a chair in the corner of the room listening to the sireian speak. "But you killed them out of the fear and anger that was building up inside you for years, and that moment you pulled that trigger, you knew you had to defend yourself and stand up for what you think is right, not them." Slrah had a point, and romus knew it. Romus could have stopped himself if he truely wanted to. But he stood up for what he thought was right, not the government. Romus stared at slrah. "Slrah..." he said. "What is it?" slrah replied. "I want to be an anarchist! I want to do whatever it takes to help to take the U.E.A. even if it leads to my death!" The man in the corner smiled, as well as slrah. "Well done my boy, that's excatly what i'm talking about!" he put his hand on romus' shoulder and laughed. Slrah went to the table and grabbed a dusty old beat up book. He brushed the dust on it and flipped through the pages. "Here," he said. "Read this!" He handed me the book, and i really didn't bother to look down to see what the cover said to identify what the book was about. "It is an anarchist code that we live by to this day. That man is the most important man that us anarchist's think that ever lived in the history of earth!" I finally looked down at the cover. It had big shiny golden words on it that said: Zephillia, The Anarchist

Don't rush so fast sephy, I'm really patient :D

Alright man, it's cool.