Spike_Logan

The stench from my smelly fingers! Can I hav fre stuf plz? PLZ? *follows you around* PlZ?!!#@$!112123!

There is no good. Come to the Dark Side... we have candy =D Why do my fingers smell funny?

School is the worst, because they can teach you how to do stuff like math and physics, that way you can grow up and get a degree in nuclear engineering, allowing you the power to create a massive nuclear bomb the size of the sun in which to destroy the earth. I am hellbent on global domination (whether I achieve it or not)

Last bit shouldn't count. Wasn't three words... One day in a little town someone exploded, painfully from their cocoon eating a sandwich made from egg layed by chikens and it was spelt wrongly but was considered correct because the mayor did not learn the standard english grammar rules which are old becausethe evil dragon forgot a space to put his amazingly cool psp whos batteries died and exploded in a mess of blood which i cleaned with the mayor's.... wife's favourite cat

Regardless of what you may think, evil always wins. Because we all know one day the world is going to blow up. And that's evil. Pepsi is better than coke