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simon_empori

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Everything posted by simon_empori

  1. So, did u actually break a halo cd, or did it break in the machine? My mate got cracked in his machine
  2. I did one, once upon a time, and got 122 :roll:
  3. You wna go to thailand..WOAH, theres chicks everywhere... i dont even think u gota buy them :wink: And as there so god dam skinny (jealousy) if would be even harder to make them fat I think he's talking about guys?? So, hes a guy, and he wants to find a guy hoe then make him fat??? OK 8)
  4. Teams: 1) West Ham (i like to think) 2) Real 3) Barca 4) Arsneal 5) Untd Players: 1) Ronaldiniho 2) Ronaldo (Untds) 3) Rooney 4) Van the man 5) Got to be super Teddy Sheringham :P
  5. You wna go to thailand..WOAH, theres chicks everywhere... i dont even think u gota buy them :wink: And as there so god dam skinny (jealousy) if would be even harder to make them fat
  6. simon_empori replied to ice_ring's topic in Off-Topic
    I hear ya icey, i got my full pink suit :P sexy may i say, a beautiful girlfriend to turn up on the door with, a white rolls royce :wink: ITs going to be great... Mines in about 2 months, but im counting 8) Going to be slick oh btw, we got chocolate fountain aswell :P
  7. Ambitious. You seem to know what you talking about 8)
  8. Ahaha, ahh that's the funniest thing I've read all day. Thanks, even though you didn't mean it! When I was younger I would call them 'blind dogs for the guides' :shock: Oh yeah sorry guys, lil bit tired when i posted :o Typos, :oops: I take you all know what i meant
  9. they train hearing dogs for Death people? :P craziest thing ever, tonight was impromptu speech night in my speech class, and i got the topic what would you do with a million dollars :lol: . good thing you made this topic when you did, made that speech easy as cake :D Yeah they train dogs, i did some fundraising once :P Oh, and np bout the post, just a radom though Feel free to check out my experience with the Bread :wink:
  10. MMM, bread... im in my local shop and i decide this week ill be healthy and get 'Whole Grain' bread... i pick the usual 'Kings mill' After all, i have developed brand loyalty, and i know that this is the best Not really paying much attention to the packet to throw it in the trolley and continue on LAter that night i go to have some toast, I take the bread, it is only now i realise it is 'Designed for toast' I take it out, it looks nice, smell nice.. is nice... i put it into my toaster, only to find the dam things to long. I tip it sideways, the dam things still to long... So i put it back up right and cook it anway, top up.. I wait.. 3 mins later its cooked, i take it out.. and guess what i see? 3/4 cooked toast... 1/4 slightly warm To me, this is not 'TOasted design bread'. I am very disapointed at Kings mill, after all i have been a loyal buyer of 5 years... I could understand if it wass 'extra thick' Or 'extra long' But this was even 'TOastie bread'... Sorry, random comment on my experience with a mislead bread Warning: Check the size of your toaster before purchasing this bread!
  11. Wow, thank for the responses, this (i say proudly) is my first ever post which has been 'Popular' So good suggestions and ideas :wink: Im not to big on charities, but being hearing impaired myself, i would invest money in the training of 'Hearing Dogs for the Death' And then maybe even open up a training centre :P
  12. oh, just put some more thought into it guys, after about 6 yrs of interest, id have a massive wedding, not because im soppy or anything like that, i take it you've all heard of Jordan? shes the model who was said to have the 'Longest Wedding Train' (Well the thing that ladies wear on their heads and it runs across the floor, Yes that thing) Well as i hate her so much i want my wife to wear the same one as shes did, but about 6ft longer... That means she wont have any more 'Records' And ill be in the big book atlast :wink:
  13. Everyones dream would be to get ̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâã1 000 000. You'd be a millionaire. But now you got it, what to spend it on? A car? A house? A boat? A wife :wink: ? Well now i think of it, i wouldnt really know what to spend it on... Id probably keep it in a bank and let the interest rake in :lol: But what d'you think? Please keep it within ̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâã1 000 000, we dont want anything like 'Id buy the NHL, Or Chelsea Thank you Simon^

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