["I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice]

I actually ran a little experiment once. I bought a men's health magazine which was running several articles about how to make yourself more attractive to women. I showed it to my girl mates, and the response to the advice was ambivalent at best. I'll concede that some of the articles may have been written by women themselves. I'm also open to the idea that the articles were probably nothing more than product placement too. Generally, however, men aren't that good at recognizing what's attractive about themselves and other men to women, they only tend to have a fairly prescriptive list of what's attractive to their own "woman" at that point in time. At least, that's my personal experience.

 

So in that light, having female friends is definitely a plus. They might try and make you see things from their perspective, if you let them.

 

Now I'm thinking of Cosmo (and Cosmo-like magazines) and all the BS in them. Feels like there's a similarity there.

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So apparently you can get a black/blue coloured fire/dragon Charizard in the new game.

 

Damnit. Now I must haves it.

 

DAMN YOU UNIVERSE

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STOP TRYING TO CONVINCE ME TO PLAY IT

 

(that's directed at, like, the universe in general)

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He looks like he's having fun.

["I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice]

Good job :)

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We need something going on in here D=

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Meow?

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Muahahahahahahahaha!

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Is the movie that good?

I found it to be middling.

 

Your middling!

 

It's a cute story with DRAGONS and VIKINGS. And the DRAGONS ARE SO CUTE! Who's a little fire breathing monster? You are! Yes you are!

 

...

 

I'll see myself out now.

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So I PVRed How to Train Your Dragon.

 

While watching it: EEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

When commercial breaks hit: I [bleep]ING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE A PAINFUL DEATH

 

Seriously tho. Commercials go on and I start swearing and yelling. I like yelling at the TV okay ;-;

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Sooooo.... the title of this is self explanatory.

 

http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-youve-got-gerbil-stuck-in-your-ass/

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Yeah pretty much.

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Just... be awesome cow!

 

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(I couldn't think of anything better to say sorries.)

 

 

 

 

Theros prerelease this weekend wooooo

Goin' in for the Two-Headed Giant match with mah friend

 

I'm busy this weekend :(

 

As it turns out, so's that friend I mentioned

 

Also, everyone else

 

Well damn

 

 

Sadface. We need to go to the Theros release day then!

 

(Somehow. Despite, I'm pretty sure, living in different countries? HARPIES MAKE THIS HAPPEN OKAY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

)

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Theros prerelease this weekend wooooo

 

Goin' in for the Two-Headed Giant match with mah friend

 

I'm busy this weekend :(

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"This is america"

 

.... I wonder how they'd take it if an American Indian won the competition instead

 

http://xkcd.com/84/

 

 

 

I agree they're being stupid, but a few cherry picked ignorant tweets do not represent the mindset of the majority of the United States.

Yes, but this is the internet. Stereotyping is all we do here.

 

 

I just love that line.

[Q]

Everyone knows that the bigger the sword the bigger the... #

 

That's why Q uses the infinity blade.

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I'm going to go ahead and say that I know nothing about life.

 

I've never had anything bad happen to me, I've never been caught up in the omnipresent drug culture of my town, I've never even seen more than tiny glimpses of anything that isn't the sunshine-and-lollipops world my family and teachers wanted for me.

 

So it may come across as empty comfort from a vague acquaintance on the internet, but if there's anyone I would trust to deal with adversity, it's you. People tend to use the internet as catharsis, otherwise ordinary individuals sinking into bitterness, hate, and depravity in an environment where it can't come back to harm them; it sounds to me like you've pulled through worse shit than most- if not all- your fellow Harpies, and yet remain consistently kind and thoughtful. And it's clearly not just here, I mean, you've saved someone's life. That you've even managed to hold your own through the problems you've faced makes you a stronger person than I'll probably ever be, and that you still have as good a heart as you do makes you a better one, too.

 

Another thing I don't know how to do is help someone facing such issues, but I wanted you to know that- however little of a difference it might make- I believe in you, and hope that everything turns out alright.

Because this comment needs more then just a like from me.

 

We may have just met through an mmo forum, but I think most of us are here for you if you need us. I certainly am.

+1

And 2

 

 

AND MY AXE

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I'm sure you'll pull through this and anything else that comes at you. And just remember that no matter what you've got a bunch of harpies on your side <3:

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I'm going to go ahead and say that I know nothing about life.

 

I've never had anything bad happen to me, I've never been caught up in the omnipresent drug culture of my town, I've never even seen more than tiny glimpses of anything that isn't the sunshine-and-lollipops world my family and teachers wanted for me.

 

So it may come across as empty comfort from a vague acquaintance on the internet, but if there's anyone I would trust to deal with adversity, it's you. People tend to use the internet as catharsis, otherwise ordinary individuals sinking into bitterness, hate, and depravity in an environment where it can't come back to harm them; it sounds to me like you've pulled through worse shit than most- if not all- your fellow Harpies, and yet remain consistently kind and thoughtful. And it's clearly not just here, I mean, you've saved someone's life. That you've even managed to hold your own through the problems you've faced makes you a stronger person than I'll probably ever be, and that you still have as good a heart as you do makes you a better one, too.

 

Another thing I don't know how to do is help someone facing such issues, but I wanted you to know that- however little of a difference it might make- I believe in you, and hope that everything turns out alright.

 

Because this comment needs more then just a like from me.

 

We may have just met through an mmo forum, but I think most of us are here for you if you need us. I certainly am.

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Obviously we need to get more harpies. That's our problem.

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Things had better get better for you cow ;-;

["I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice]

>gf likes my hair long when it's short so I grew it

>then she says she likes it shorter so I cut it

>cut it a little shorter for ROTC

>says she likes my hair long

 

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[female dogs] be crazy

["I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice]

You didn't get the point...

High heels weren't the worst part. But her whole attitude, behaviour and looks were not what I expected to see. And she started talking some weird stuff.

I might have felt a bit intimidated unconsciously but I don't think so.

 

Your first post about this, the only thing you mention is high heels. Your next post starts off with "high heels and short skirt" and you implied it made her look like a [bleep](?) You weren't actually clear about that, the statement was very vague. THEN you start talking about how she acted.

 

Now, there could be a lot of context about how she acted that we're missing, but if nothing else you need to ask yourself why you would start your post here with basically "I was turned off because she wore high heels and a short skirt to this event when no other girl did." Your first two posts made it sound like at least half the problem was her outfit.