Needrunefreak

Welcome to Runescape. I bet this would make good syrup!

Banned for having a pointless sig which you can't read and takes 50 goes round to register what everything means.

What would you do if you logged in and saw "You have been banned" or whatever they put?

That article can only be summed up in a few emotes... :thumbsup: =D> :-k There.

You create a new account. You see Vannaka and attack him somehow. Oh dear, you have skipped tutorial island! You drop a lobby in a range in Lumbridge. You try and pull it out. Oh dear you are dead. You try and get your full dragon, because, of course, you were in Lumbridge before you died. Oh dear, all your items turned to ashes, including your full dragon, so you can't get them back!

Oh! Well done! Ardougne bank isn't multi combat. Now for my next one...

A clue then-it's not in the chat box. Or inventory.

That;s a player with the staff and you have to look carefully...try going in ardougne bank and comparing what you see to the picture. You have to look really closely.

I disagree. I am lvl 55 and I get at least 30 points an hour and level at least once on a day I've played PC.

Banned for having a drops thing in your sig!

The vending machine hypnotises you into thinking that you are the pic in your sig. *inserts ten pound note*

This is my second, but it's hidden. If anyone gets the fake part of it then...erm...I will say well done? Ardougne Bank-but something's wrong... About the other one, I had to censor out my friend's names on my private chat. (P.S. I'm starting out with basic ones, don't expect really good ones until I've done another few.)

My plan: [*:2onz23bc]All places multicombat [*:2onz23bc]People cannot attack each other [*:2onz23bc]Barriers on exits from safe areas(like Castle Wars) [*:2onz23bc]On right click for barriers, there should be "Teleport barrier", which would teleport you to any safe area you want [*:2onz23bc]Monsters can't get in barriers [*:2onz23bc]Everyone starts in safe point nearest to them [*:2onz23bc]Wildy effect e.g. monsters are only aggressive if you are in a certain level difference(You can still attack them yourself, but they are not aggressive)

Harpooned a lobby-my first one. This shows me harpooning a lobster in Catherby.

Thought I would here that. But I am! Banned for being P2P. Dunno what I'm saying, I'm a member.

Banned for being a gamer

If you didn't get that, then remember, it's not pineapple chunks or pineapple slices, it's just pineapple eaten whole.

You eat the pineapple. Oh dear, you are dead! You run over a rock. You trip up. You fall into the sea. Oh dear, you are dead! You poison your dagger handle. You attack someone. Oh dear, you are dead!

tray of pies. (Only read the last post, so it's extra funny.)

Banned for having confusing clours in your sig...ooh...coloury... Sorry I just had a caffeine drink(not really.)

Welcome to Runescape. A huge lump of rock.(boulder)

heres mine

Banned for having a name similar to what's in my avvy! :evil: RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!!

ROTFLMDCYAO!!! :lol: I thought that was a piece of art too. Probably the best one I have posted.

You swear at a Jagex mod. Oh dear, you are dead! You fell the tree. The tree falls on you. Oh dear, your muffled cries are unnoticed by the bug investigator! Oh dear, Durial just took advantage of your helplessness! Oh dear you are dead!