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Zaaps1

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  1. PLAY WITH ME Every time I tell you kids I play LoL Hedge or someone calls me a loser
  2. Well aside from being harder to draw, : That sounds so difficult. I'm not sure how that would work. Seems like a really easy way to get hurt (for both parties). Plus its a playground, like for little kids. Sounds a little illegal. [hide] swing sex +4 3 2 1[/hide] Just read this page 'cuz there was like 50 pages since I last got on and I don't want to catch up. But I saw this, and it reminded me of this really weird dream I had the other day. I was a wizard or some shit, and I was running around the countryside turning people into newts, like I do, and there was this one dude who was also a wizard. And we got into some crazy wizard fight, and he almost killed me, but I managed to turn him into a newt. Except my spell failed for whatever reason, so he turned into a swingset, but like a stupid swingset with only one swing even though there was room for like three (actually, thinking about it, I think the other two swings were broken off). But he was a wizard, so he tried to change back, but before he could, I teleported him to some other world where he couldn't cast magic, so he'd be stuck like that forever. Then I teleported a cow that was just kind of standing by. I don't know why I did that. Like, I remember thinking in my dream, "I should teleport this cow where he went!" and I did, but when I woke up, that was the most surreal part of the dream, and it kind of creeps me out thinking about it now. Then the dream cut to me looking through a crystal ball, and I was look at two people having sex on a swingset that could make fences with it's swing. They were all over that swingset, like, on the bars, and on the swing-face, and up on the top and like floating over it and everywhere. It was pretty gross. And then I woke up and was like, "why did I teleport the cow?" TOO MANY COINCIDENCES TO WHAT JUST HAPPENED
  3. i forgot that word was censored LOL but yeah 900 pages GG TIF TOO GOOD TOO PRO HARPY4LYFE i promise im ok guize
  4. only until cow gives me the photos then the [bleep] can commence
  5. GUYS GUYS GUYS I JUST HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM I WAS WALKING THROUGH TOWN MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN A WIZARD APPEARED AND TURNED ME INTO A SWINGSET THEN HE TELEPORTED ME TO SOME RANDOM PLAYGROUND THEN MERE AND VEZON APPEARED AND STARTED HAVING SEX ON MY SWINGS IT WAS HORRIBLE THEN COW APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTED TO TAKE PICTURES?????? GUYS WHATS GOING ON IM STILL A SWING SET cow i expect the pictures to be uploaded btw they werent half bad
  6. wait what? explain did i really say this context pls
  7. the nerve of some people to leave and not pay their cabbage tax for shame greens
  8. also speaking of harpies anyone ever read these? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximum_Ride
  9. how many snipers does it take to capture the intelligence?
  10. simple explanation: the upperclassmen dont want your shit in their classes
  11. my girlfriend does the same thing every time she has a rugby game like wtf tho
  12. I have a nerf revolver that I use to play russian roulette. MAVERICK@@@
  13. OMG WE'RE LIKE THE SAME PERSON@@@@@ ADD ME: Zaaptastic bed now tho ill add you tomorrow <3
  14. its all about troll teams messin up your brackets s0n
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